The Relegation Thread

[Humongous Fungus]

Well business is the most important thing to these guys.

 

[Super_horns]

True but do they know how much the club will lose when they go down?

Marketing deals won't be so lucrative.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Clearly not mate.

 

[Destruction]

Shame Andy Villa isn't still about the cock womble, told him Villa were fucked years ago.

Looking forward to my trip to Villa Park next season already.

 

[Astonvrs]

Well it's clearly curtains for Villa which could also mean we are stuck with Lerner who has lost interest but now wont be able to get hisprice for the club. I don't see us coming back any time soon with him as chairman!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I reckon he'll cut ties when we're relegated and just drop the price, no one is paying £200m for a championship club.

 

[Blitzballer]

GENERAL Charles Krulak says Aston Villa will summon the spirit of the US Marines to escape the drop.

The rock-bottom Midlands outfit are marooned on eight points — a whopping 11 adrift of safety.

And they have had more managers than wins this season!


Tim Sherwood at least guided Villa to a 1-0 victory at Bournemouth on the opening day of the Premier League season.

Following Sherwood’s sacking, new boss Remi Garde has picked up just four points from nine games.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

 

[PDS]

It's quite the source of embarrassment really that we're the ones Villa beat

 

[JaseTheVillain]

It's quite the source of embarrassment really that we're the ones Villa beat

And we didn't fucking deserve that!

 

[Jarv]

well done man City joining Leicester and Arsenal on reaching the magical 40 points mark to ensure another season of Premier league football

 

[Super_horns]

Hopefully we can beat Swansea and Newcastle just to maintain that healthy gap between us and the bottom 3.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Not a good week for the likes of Swansea, Norwich and Bournemouth with them all losing and the bottom three picking up points. Swansea look like they're going down.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Perhaps you will add to this thread when you reach 40 eh? Couldn't even beat Newcastle from 2-0 up

 

[AFCB_Mark]

Results tonight could have been much worse for us, would have taken that at 8pm earlier.

 

[Humongous Fungus]

Defoe will keep Sunderland safe

 

[JaseTheVillain]

The great escape is on!
This is sarcasm for you idiots out there.

 

[Hank]

If we lose Defoe we're done. Out of our five wins, played ten men three times, were gifted a goal against Palace the other was against Villa and it wasn't convincing. That's a worry.

 

[Abertawe]

man we really didn't need those refereeing decisions last night. we're fucked. the board are responsible, sacking monk without a replacement, fucking madness. they've essentially forced a 62 year old club legend to try and get out outta the shit. shameful.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

What? You mean like they did when Rodgers left with Monk?

 

[Abertawe]

I don't get ya blud?

 

[Jarv]

Perhaps you will add to this thread when you reach 40 eh? Couldn't even beat Newcastle from 2-0 up

Indeed i will It's just a bit of fun, no need to be so serious

I'm sure everyone at Old Trafford will be very relieved when the club reaches the magical 40 point mark

 

[Camborne Gills]

Indeed i will It's just a bit of fun, no need to be so serious

I'm sure everyone at Old Trafford will be very relieved when the club reaches the magical 40 point mark

I wasn't being serious (honestly)

 

[Jarv]

I wasn't being serious (honestly)

no worries

 

[mistermagic]

I don't get ya blud?

Oh good not just me then.
Looks like the board has taken a massive punt on whoever's in charge. Losing at home to Sunderland can't be good.

 

[PDS]

Sunderland are going to bloody escape again aren't they?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

It's as predictable as rainy days in England, PDS...

EDIT: If all goes well today (which it won't, as it'll take a brilliant fucking comeback win for West Ham and for us to win again) we'll be within 5 points of safety.

 

[Blitzballer]

I'm prepared for today.
If we win I'll obviously be a happy bunny. And if we lose I win 60 quid

 

[JimJams]

And a draw means... ?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

And a draw means... ?