The Shiny New, All Purpose, Definitive 1FF List of Muggy Gobshites with help from Craig and Carel

[JaseTheVillain]

UTS will get it I reckon. SERNWA goes under the radar, PL posters won't see most of his posts.

Forgot about him... Stick him at 3 in my prediction (the position he occupied in my list I believe).

 

[Spirederman]

UTS will get it I reckon. SERNWA goes under the radar, PL posters won't see most of his posts.

Yeah, UTS will get top spot, despite SERNWA being by far the bigger c***.

 

[Spirederman]

1. JJH
2. UTS
3. epic73
4. Munkiki
5. Aberstone

edit: wiggajoe @ 4 if he hasn't already come up.

Munkiki?? Seriously, he won't have picked up a vote IMO unless you know summat?

 

[Aber gas]

Munkiki?? Seriously, he won't have picked up a vote IMO unless you know summat?

Who's munkiki?

 

[Aber gas]

Anyway..
13 Craig
Yarkshire taliban. Sort of c*** who has a " Yorkshire passport". Known grumpy, lefty c*** with the social skills of a Barnsleh Mussolini.
" arrogant weirdo"
" tighter than a Scotsman on holiday in Scarborough"
" hope Barnsley get relegated, so I don't have to read this boring c***'s drivel anymore" wow.
Ratio- 0.57. Drink owt, pay nowt. See all, say fuck all etc....

 

[Craig]

I'm not arrogant.

 

[Aberstone]

" tighter than a Scotsman on holiday in Scarborough"

Whoever said that has slayed me.

 

[epic73]

1. JJH
2. UTS
3. epic73
4. Munkiki
5. Aberstone

Only bronze?

 

[mistermagic]

Some of the names thrown in top 5 deary me. Lib? Munkers? Those guys are gold.

 

[Craig]

12. Return of the Mant? (Doc Mant)
Serial returning c*** of a member. Did you know people have tried killing him in every country he's visited and/or lived in?. The kind of c*** that drinks novelty bourbon like some kind of shit Kentucky parody that wouldn't look out of place in a Mel Brooks film. Speaking of parodies, this c*** loves a parody account, I'd say a good parody account but he's no smat. Though he actually wishes he was with his constant banging on about how he helped to bring down TFF with his martyrdom, seemingly oblivious that those of us who were there know he wasn't banned until the forum was pretty much finished anyway. He bangs on about it with the same delightful self absorbed aplomb as an illiterate American teenager would in telling an Englishman he saved his arse in WWI regardless though.

"He's definitely a virgin"
"more unpleasant than a diuretic"
"Attention seeking boring c***"
"Went to fucking China once. Not that he mentions it."
"Clearly wants to be here. Sad bastard"
"If I was a contract killer and someone wanted him dead I'd do it for free"

Ratio - 2.40 - likeable c*** non the less

 

[Aber gas]

 

[Martino Quackavelli]

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I have the best post to like ratio on the forum, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

 

[lordofthepies]

12. Return of the Mant? (Doc Mant)
"He's definitely a virgin"

He might be a virgin, but he doesn't even feature in my 'top 20 most likely to be a virgin from 1ff' list.

and i would tbf.

 

[mnb089mnb]

He is definitely Virgin on the ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

He might be a virgin, but he doesn't even feature in my 'top 20 most likely to be a virgin from 1ff' list.

and i would tbf.

Is that going to be the next list?

 

[Look Out There Are Llamas]

Is that going to be the next list?

 

[lordofthepies]

Is that going to be the next list?

Yep, submit your top 20 lists now.

 

[Craig]

Gonna be hard to trim that list down to 20.

 

[PuB]

Might actually be easier to name 20 people who you think have had sex, even just the once

 

[Spirederman]

Yep, submit your top 20 lists now.

This actually gonna go ahead Piez??

Hahaha

 

[Aber gas]

11- epic73
Check the thread, check the thread. I'm 12, I'm 12. ( stop pretending to be 12 you fucking weirdo).
A constant stream of meaningless, whingey pleading to look at boring shit that no one wants to see. At 12 I wanted to be a astronaut or at least Ian Holloway. Epic's ambition appears to be having middle aged men watch him keep his da's barely bothered shots out.
I despair of the yoot, I really do.
" just fucking ban him"
" had him on ignore since he turned up"
" I'd love his dad to boot one full pelt at his fucking face" 'k bruv
Ratio- 0.1 just give up and live your life. Please

 

[epic73]

11- epic73
Check the thread, check the thread. I'm 12, I'm 12. ( stop pretending to be 12 you fucking weirdo).
A constant stream of meaningless, whingey pleading to look at boring shit that no one wants to see. At 12 I wanted to be a astronaut or at least Ian Holloway. Epic's ambition appears to be having middle aged men watch him keep his da's barely bothered shots out.
I despair of the yoot, I really do.
" just fucking ban him"
" had him on ignore since he turned up"
" I'd love his dad to boot one full pelt at his fucking face" 'k bruv
Ratio- 0.1 just give up and live your life. Please

Not even top 10.
Also, I'll have you know my ratio is 0.105.

 

[roversfan2001]

Not even top 10.
Also, I'll have you know my ratio is 0.105.

Can't tell if you're deliberately living up to your place in the list or if that is why you're high up in the list [emoji23]

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[Aber gas]

10- JJH
Fucking traitor scum. Miserable 5th columnist who revels in the pure, honest despair of engerrrllannd fans.
He's such a c*** even the rest of the sister shagging, south Bristol peasantry despise him and can often be seen rattling their pitchforks and threatening to secede from the forum( I'm looking at you City169 )
" needs to get laid"
" even maccy D's wouldn't take him back"
" if I see him in Wigan I'll fukin cut him" Noice

Ratio- 0.33 just chuck your phone and computer in the fucking river and be done with it.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

" if I see him in Wigan I'll fukin cut him" Noice

Mudhuts.

 

[roversfan2001]

Mudhuts.

Or Will Grigg.

 

[lordofthepies]

Mudhuts.

That comment was actually from me. If I ever see him anywhere other than Wigan, I think we'll get on just fine. But if I see him in Wigan, I'll fukin cut him.

 

[epic73]

Can't tell if you're deliberately living up to your place in the list or if that is why you're high up in the list [emoji23]

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First one.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Check the thread.

 

[Libertadores FC]

WHO'S FINISING THIS