The Shiny New, All Purpose, Definitive 1FF List of Muggy Gobshites with help from Craig and Carel

[Spirederman]

Well the enjoy being back home pal.

Full Weight Prick.

The cünt is strong in this one.

 

[Aber gas]

27 johnnytodd.
WTF PEOPLE. How is this ridiculous shitcrumple so low?
Thick as shit creator of the much missed flat earth thread. Johnny regaled us all with his tales and "facts" from the mean streets of Liverpool.
Not missed at all but I don't like to speak ill of the dead so Godspeed Johnny to whichever Mail reading, chappatti throwing bit of hell will take you.
RIP.
Ratio- No one cares.

 

[mistermagic]

He's fun to read.

 

[Stevencc]

The reactions he got from Liverpool fans (and Silkyman in the flat earth thread) were great but his posts on women (what did he call them, slit arses?), the disabled and the religious were less enjoyable.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

His ironic racism and so on was deeply regrettable, but, just like a John Ford film, one must appraise Johnny as a product of his environment, and make sure not to overlook the profound and beautiful art contained therein.

 

[Aber gas]

Joint 25 sl1k
Gansta Manyoo fan from London FFS and go to guy for any muslimic questions. Happy to answer unless he's celebrating Eid the traditional way with a litre bottle of brandy, an eight ball and a family size bottle of radox.
Doesn't like "the gays" or at least the hypothetical future husband of his son. If anyone don't like it they can " suck his fucking dick". Which seems odd given the circumstances

Ratio- 0.53 I'm not angry, just disappointed..

 

[epic73]

Ratio- 0.47 I'm not angry, just dissapointed.

I'm disappointed at your spelling.

 

[sl1k]

Joint 25 sl1k
Gansta Manyoo fan from London FFS and go to guy for any muslimic questions. Happy to answer unless he's celebrating Eid the traditional way with a litre bottle of brandy, an eight ball and a family size bottle of radox.
Doesn't like "the gays" or at least the hypothetical future husband of his son. If anyone don't like it they can " suck his fucking dick". Which seems odd given the circumstances

Ratio- 0.47 I'm not angry, just dissapointed.

i felt the like was warranted. however, i am disappointed with the miscalculation of my POST TO LIKE RATIO.

(family sized bottle of radox )

 

[Aber gas]

I'm disappointed at your spelling.

Apologies Epic. I have edited now. You're input is valuable. Keep it up.

 

[Aber gas]

i felt the like was warranted. however, i am disappointed with the miscalculation of my POST TO LIKE RATIO.

(family sized bottle of radox )

Fuck, have I? I'll sort it now.

 

[Aber gas]

Joint 25 Kopper
Forum Mogadon.
His posts go on longer than Liverpool's quest for a league title ( eh lads). Thinks the mentally ill are right fucking scroungers with the disabled not much better.
A world view made up of shades of shit brown and top yerself grey. Also available for motivational speeches and personal counselling.

Ratio- 0.13 I just can't even be bothered.

 

[Aber gas]

24 This Charming Mike

Cries a lot. Star of "virgins on holiday in Greece " documentary on channel 5 which is odd considering his fervent hatred of having his picture published on the internet.
To go along with this, he's an uppity Swindon fan who cheats at forum games ( I hate this c*** already)
" miserable twat who needs a banter transplant"

Ratio- 0.45 no fucking soul.

 

[Aber gas]

23- Walkley_Owl

Never seen anyone so bitter. Can't cope with the fact Wednesday have been shit for longer than most members have been alive. Channels this hatred by collecting away support statistics, calling people a c*** and hating Bristol city ( can't blame the fucker).
" summat fundamentally wrong with this turd"
" He'll probably have another breakdown, sorry "sabbatical" after this"
Ratio- 0.35 more Blade than Owl

 

[roversfan2001]

Wankley's only 23rd? Wish I entered a list now.

 

[Aber gas]

22- F-I-R-T-H-Y

Anyone who hyphenates their username like this weirdo just needs to be on a list. Another " away support" fuckweasel with the self delusion of a coked up performing arts student. " where's muh marquee signings?"
" a disgrace to god's own county"
" wish he'd stop asking me out"

Ratio- 0.1 but they took 349 t' Rochdale

 

[Aber gas]

21-@departed user
Nasty and strange.A pilot ( apparently ) who hoards pictures of random internet strangers for some reason. This won't be the only list he's on.
" wish he'd just crash( on his own)"
" love to fite this twat in reel life"
" fucking pussy c*** who I'd love two minutes with" steady on love.

Ratio- 0.55 not bad considering.

 

[Stevencc]

" love to fite this twat in reel life"
" fucking pussy c*** who I'd love two minutes with"

 

[PaulHaddock]

Feel there may be several posthumous awards.

 

[Aber gas]

20- RavenBish

Know it all c***. Jack of all trades and master of none. Pops into all manner of sporting discussions with his opinions which really are nothing more than extracts lifted from the numerous sporting articles he obviously reads. I wouldn't mind this but he revels in passing this off as his own sporting knowledge.
" dubious name dropper"
" he must hate his pathetic life"

Ratio- 0.39 like this c*** cares.

 

[Abertawe]

Don't think I voted for Bish but that description is on point.

 

[G-Dragon]

Personally loved JohnnyTodd's post. Very EDGY.

 

[RavenBish]

Of all the reasons I'm a c*** I think that is the least relevant. I'm a mainstay of the cricket and NFL threads and that's about it.

 

[Abertawe]

Of all the reasons I'm a c*** I think that is the least relevant. I'm a mainstay of the cricket and NFL threads and that's about it.

You know everything about everything bro, don't pick this as a time to start acting humble.

 

[RavenBish]

Fuck sake, my irony-o-meter just exploded again

 

[Craig]

19. Carver
The c*** is strong with this one. Bigoted Carlisle Utd fan. More Derrick Bird than Roxanne Pallett. The Cumbria floods last year were an attempt by God to drown this c***.

 

[Aber gas]

19. Carver
The c*** is strong with this one. Bigoted Carlisle Utd fan. More Derrick Bird than Roxanne Pallett. The Cumbria floods last year were an attempt by God to drown this c***.

You're doing more

 

[Aber gas]

18. PaulHaddock
A festering boil on the scrotum of the forum. This creature just seemed to appear like a unwanted pregnancy or a virulent strain of herpes.
" I've yet to see this c*** say anything of note"
" fancies himself for some reason"
" hope his van crashes"

Ratio- 0.48 he'll probably be happy with that. Says it all.

 

[Aber gas]

17. Bottega Don
Genuine fucking moron who embodies everything that's wrong with modern Britain. A muthafuckin G from the mean streets of south central Scunthorpe. He proves this by " spitting fire" to the other Saturday night saddos in the shoutbox.

"An irredeemable polyp on the arsehole of life."
" sad twat went on holiday once and spent every minute in the shoutbox which says it all"
" intolerable bellend"

Ratio- 0.45 I'd congratulate him on Twitter but y'know.

 

[Bottega Don]

17. Bottega Don
Genuine fucking moron who embodies everything that's wrong with modern Britain. A muthafuckin G from the mean streets of south central Scunthorpe. He proves this by " spitting fire" to the other Saturday night saddos in the shoutbox.

"An irredeemable polyp on the arsehole of life."
" sad twat went on holiday once and spent every minute in the shoutbox which says it all"
" intolerable bellend"

Ratio- 0.45 I'd congratulate him on Twitter but y'know.

Wagwan my g's

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

16. Pagnell

Spending less time on the forum since 1998. Your one stop shop for intense and scintillating commentary on mobile phones, e-readers, Linux builds, the ideal arsenal of Kodi add-ons, exactly how much it's acceptable to spend on a well done stake [sic], bad science fiction, sensible family saloons, bicycle commutes, Oscar Pistorius and on and on and on and on.................


Banality elevated to the level of an artform. Recent attempts to appear a little more human only serve to highlight his staggering deficiencies in that regard. Proclivity for occasionally peppering his otherwise sublimely dreary missives with snatches of violent sexual imagery hint towards dark undercurrents behind his beige façade.

Fact: Work colleagues call him Gareth behind his back.

Ratio: 0.39 - also the number of occasions on which he has successfully brought his wife to orgasm.