smat
Well-Known Member
There's a (not that good tbh) episode of the New Statesman where Alan B'Stard MP is put in charge of the Conservatives' election campaign. He promises all Conservative voters free lottery tickets and puts Page 3 models in the adverts and they shoot up in the polls.
Only it turns out HQ are furious because they wanted to lose, and expected B'Stard to run a horrendous campaign and haemorrhage voters. They've called the snap election because they've discovered the North Sea oil is about to run out, which will trigger a huge depression. They want to get out of power and let Labour take the blame for it.
Can anyone think of any cataclysmic hits to the economy in the pipeline? Something Theresa May herself might have triggered?
To put it in words Jeff Stelling might use, "does anyone WANT to win this election??"
Only it turns out HQ are furious because they wanted to lose, and expected B'Stard to run a horrendous campaign and haemorrhage voters. They've called the snap election because they've discovered the North Sea oil is about to run out, which will trigger a huge depression. They want to get out of power and let Labour take the blame for it.
Can anyone think of any cataclysmic hits to the economy in the pipeline? Something Theresa May herself might have triggered?
To put it in words Jeff Stelling might use, "does anyone WANT to win this election??"