Things We Hate

[mnb089mnb]

Who wins in a piss vs shit battle though? I vote piss.

Shit pisses all over piss.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Coronation Street. Fucking dire.

 

[JJH]

Twitter has come up in conversation and Pagnell hasn't referred to it as 'Twatter' - I'm disappointed.

 

[Pliny Harris]

The first act on tonight was genuinely a bloke doing some sort of bored karaoke over a turgid grunge backing track. Luckily he only lasted three songs, but my god it was dire. Worse still he was friends with the lot I was with so I had to spend the rest of the night biting my tongue. Scared shitless if I have to see owt like that again.

 

[Mustard]

Getting chomped on your cock by a snake

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36394819

 

[SaddlerJonny]

That there is no legal way to buy a recently released album in the UK. Only way to listen to it is to go on YouTube like I am doing, or torrent it. I'd be more than happy to pay for it but it isn't on Spotify, isn't in iTunes, is only available on a CD on Amazon etc...

Piracy wouldn't be anywhere near as prelevant as is it is if companies just provided the products in a quick and easy way to be bought.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

My body/brain.

Do nothing all day and go to sleep after being awake for a very average 14 hours... sleep for 11 hours.

Deliberately stay up to fix my terrible sleeping pattern, go to bed at midday absolutely exhausted... sleep for 6 hours with it being impossible to get back to sleep.

This is a pisstake.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Push lawn mowers.

Fucking useless. It'd be faster to get on all fours and eat the grass than to attempt to cut with those things. They're dull, they fill up fast, the wheels don't turn if the ground isn't 100% flat and worst of all they jam and clog up every 5 seconds. Got a frustrating blister on my hand from having to force the mower to do a wheelie to even get it to last 10 seconds without jamming instead of 5.

 

[Magic]

I think you need to sit down with a nice cup of tea, mate.

 

[mowgli]

Lightning, there a bloody big storm heading towards my flat A previous flat i had got hit and fuck me did i jump! burnt out the landline and a plug flew out the socket half burned.

 

[Abertawe]

Did you die?

 

[Craig]

Lightning, there a bloody big storm heading towards my flat A previous flat i had got hit and fuck me did i jump! burnt out the landline and a plug flew out the socket half burned.

A neighbours TV aerial (one of those great fuck off custom dealios) was hit by a lightning bolt a few years ago. It took out all the electricity on the entire street. Actually this may belong in the things we like thread..

 

[G.B]

when were you when mowgli is died
i was home watching storm out window when phone ring
"mowgli is kill"
"no"

rip mowgli

 

[Stevencc]

Fifa Box™

 

[Abertawe]

Better than it being the Lib craves attention box.

 

[epic73]

Better than it being the Lib craves attention box.

Or the Lib harasses children box.

 

[mowgli]

when were you when mowgli is died
i was home watching storm out window when phone ring
"mowgli is kill"
"no"

rip mowgli

Still here! That was a hell of a storm though,more storms expected later today.

 

[Magic]

Asking a straightforward question on whatsapp, only to be greeted by the two blue ticks.

Sent from my HTC Desire EYE using Tapatalk

 

[blade1889]

Asking a straightforward question on whatsapp, only to be greeted by the two blue ticks.

Sent from my HTC Desire EYE using Tapatalk

The story of my attempts at asking my manager questions

 

[SaddlerJonny]

People in supermarkets.

Yes lady, I understand there is a lot of cakes, but can you please decide which one you want from a distance? I'd appreciate not having to stand here staring at the back of your head as you completely block off the entirety of the shelf cause you just can't decide what you want yet. It feels like I was invading her personal space if I tried to like peek round her and pick up what I want - but it also doesn't seem important enough to ask you to move.

 

[IanH]

People in supermarkets.

Yes lady, I understand their is a lot of cakes, but can you please decide which one you want from a distance? I'd appreciate not having to stand here staring at the back of your head as you completely block off the entirety of the shelf cause you just can't decide what you want yet. It feels like I was invading her personal space if I tried to like peek round her and pick up what I want - but it also doesn't seem important enough to ask you to move.

Important enough to inform the internet though, good work on your priorities Jonny.

I wouldn't normally say anything, but that use of their is a lot of cakes was just appalling.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Important enough to inform the internet though, good work on your priorities Jonny.

I wouldn't normally say anything, but that use of their is a lot of cakes was just appalling.

This is "Things we Hate", so obviously I will use it to vent my incredibly minor and irrational frustrations with life where it is not rational to get angry at that moment. Isn't that the point?

 

[IanH]

Just say "excuse me, could I grab a packet of those?", then when she moves a little to the side you take a packet and say "thanks". No need to get angry at poor woman.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The wanker who ordered the flavours on these:

Two of the better flavours at the top meaning you get less of them. Arsehole.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

The pineapple on the bottom is good though, best flavour.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Estate Agents. Lying bastards.

 

[Pagnell]

Estate Agents. Lying bastards.

Absolutely. They're a dying breed and they know it, and they need to change. This new online selling Purple Bricks etc. trend will be the death of the traditional agents. We're already close but give it a few years and who the fuck will be prepared to pay 2% of the sale cost to some Audi TT driving dicks for doing fuck all bar mislead and lie when they could pay a flat fee of less than a grand instead? I only wish it had been an option to last time I sold a house, I'd have saved a fortune.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I take it all back. House went on the market on Saturday and just accepted an offer. They're great.

 

[SALTIRE]

The computer keyboard cord twisting every day and I have to untwist it.

 

[mowgli]

The computer keyboard cord twisting every day and I have to untwist it.

Life can be a real bitch sometimes