Things We Hate

[mowgli]

More cider required to numb the pain.

I've tried that mate but it hasn't helped. I leaned over my armchair to pick up my lighter and felt agony in my ribs. It's the third time this has happened to me but this is the most painful. Getting old is a right pain in the arse sorry i meant ribs

 

[Leo]

I've tried that mate but it hasn't helped. I leaned over my armchair to pick up my lighter and felt agony in my ribs. It's the third time this has happened to me but this is the most painful. Getting old is a right pain in the arse sorry i meant ribs

Probably twisted the wrong way Mowgli....easy as fuck to do yourself an injury. I've done it with my back bending to dry my legs feet after coming out of the shower....I occasionally get slipped discs now....painful as fuck.

 

[SALTIRE]

Spilling chocolate on a duvet then rubbing it in without knowing about it. Making the whole thing look like you've followed through on your bed, ffs!

 

[Aber gas]

Chocolate yeah ?

 

[sl1k]

Salty is getting on a bit in age isn't he. DW mate shit happens and all that

 

[Stevencc]

Salty is getting on a bit in age isn't he. DW mate shit happens and all that

There was a rumour floating around that Saltire was old enough to legally hand his son a pint of lager in a Dundee pub and watch him drink it on the very day that Liverpool last won the league.

 

[sl1k]

There was a rumour floating around that Saltire was old enough to legally hand his son a pint of lager in a Dundee pub and watch him drink it on the very day that Liverpool last won the league.

Dayum.

We must savour these last days with our friend then eh

 

[SALTIRE]

Cheeky young pups, as my old biology teacher used to say! Time definitely speeds up the older you get though that's for sure. Carpe Diem and all that shite.

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

That Gogglebox-esque Hungry House advert that keeps popping up on telly every 20 seconds really gets on my wick. If these are the sort of people who eat takeaway food then I'd consider going the same way as Bobby Sands.

 

[Leo]

That Gogglebox-esque Hungry House advert that keeps popping up on telly every 20 seconds really gets on my wick. If these are the sort of people who eat takeaway food then I'd consider going the same way as Bobby Sands.

Is that the one where the guys are watching the football & mascots invade the house.....if not, I hate that one !

 

[The Mustard Tiger]

No, it's the one where the people on there are having "normal" conversations ala Gogglebox, discussing ordering takeaway food. It's really got on my tits today but that could be down to the fact it's been on about 200 times. This is why I limit what I watch on the telly box.

 

[Leo]

really can't stand the utterings from local councils in the last couple of days about not accepting some christmas wrapping paper and christmas cards with tinsel for recycling. Also won't take cardboard which has wrapping tape attached. They suggest we should remove the tape and do a scrunch test with the paper so that if you scrunch it and it doesn't expand it can be recycled & if not it won't. Now the wife & I recycle or paper, plastic, tins, food, general waste diligently but if they seriously think we shall be doing this they can go and take a flying fuck!

 

[Habbinalan]

Piped Xmas Carols, especailly on 31 Dec.

 

[mowgli]

No, it's the one where the people on there are having "normal" conversations ala Gogglebox, discussing ordering takeaway food. It's really got on my tits today but that could be down to the fact it's been on about 200 times. This is why I limit what I watch on the telly box.

I caught that for the first time last night and can see why it pisses you off.

 

[shane]

Philomena Cunk. A thousand times Philomena Cunk.

 

[SALTIRE]

I just don't get the hate for Cunk, she isn't on a lot and what she says is utterly daft and sometimes hilarious. Now Jack fucking Whitehall or David Walliams who are never off the telly and are about as funny as cancer, well then those two do make my blood boil. Thankfully just like with Cunk you can always switch over.

 

[appletablepenny]

Ooh yes, Walliams, Eurgh.

 

[shane]

Saltire.

 

[SALTIRE]

Saltire.

Shane.

 

[smat]

I just don't get the hate for Cunk, she isn't on a lot and what she says is utterly daft and sometimes hilarious. Now Jack fucking Whitehall or David Walliams who are never off the telly and are about as funny as cancer, well then those two do make my blood boil. Thankfully just like with Cunk you can always switch over.

Some people just don't like seeing women on television. Sad but true.

 

[SALTIRE]

Some people just don't like seeing women on television. Sad but true.

I do if they are topless.

 

[sl1k]

So condescending

 

[mnb089mnb]

Cheeky young pups, as my old biology teacher used to say! Time definitely speeds up the older you get though that's for sure. Carpe Diem and all that shite.

"I tell just by smelling girls whether they are on their period or not." as my Biology teacher used to say.

 

[mnb089mnb]

really can't stand the utterings from local councils in the last couple of days about not accepting some christmas wrapping paper and christmas cards with tinsel for recycling. Also won't take cardboard which has wrapping tape attached. They suggest we should remove the tape and do a scrunch test with the paper so that if you scrunch it and it doesn't expand it can be recycled & if not it won't. Now the wife & I recycle or paper, plastic, tins, food, general waste diligently but if they seriously think we shall be doing this they can go and take a flying fuck!

I imagine they are just trying to ensure they recycle as much as possible as it's expensive to send stuff to landfill. I wouldn't be so hard on them. They're trying their best.

 

[Aber gas]

I imagine they are just trying to ensure they recycle as much as possible as it's expensive to send stuff to landfill. I wouldn't be so hard on them. They're trying their best.

No, that's bollocks. They just want to charge us council tax for doing FUCK ALL. I never recycle out of principal.

 

[epic73]

Slipped and cut myself in about 5 places.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Slipped and cut myself in about 5 places.

 

[epic73]

Almost. When it's light I will take a picture of the death trap that is my yard and show you.

 

[Stevencc]

The particular brand of emasculation one feels after attempting and failing a relatively simple piece of DIY.

 

[Leo]

The particular brand of emasculation one feels after attempting and failing a relatively simple piece of DIY.

Seriously, is there ANY such thing ?