Things We Hate

[epic73]

I feel your pain lads

March*

 

[Leo]

March*

Nup....means diddly squat to me mate.

 

[epic73]

Nup....means diddly squat to me mate.

You have to keep the chain going.

 

[mistermagic]

When you're running and you have chosen a side on which to overtake a pedestrian who is walking in the same direction as you but he makes this little sideways step that forces you to slow your pace and say "sorry" but what you really want to say is "why can't you walk a straight line, you drunk prick?".

 

[Leo]

You have to keep the chain going.

Aye, very good.....carry on.

 

[Leo]

.........gong to a funeral of a good friend today.....life (& death) can be such an unfair c*nt at times!

 

[SALTIRE]

Sorry to hear that Leo, my condolences.

 

[mowgli]

.........gong to a funeral of a good friend today.....life (& death) can be such an unfair c*nt at times!

Hope it wasn't too upsetting for you mate and the day went as well as it could have under the circumstances.

 

[Leo]

Hope it wasn't too upsetting for you mate and the day went as well as it could have under the circumstances.

Wasn't too bad Mowgli. Got there but you've just got to. Good thing is the chap's widow just stays over the road so she won't be short of company.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Good thing is the chap's widow just stays over the road so she won't be short of company.

 

[Leo]

All above board my man......

I meant with my wife......

 

[claret50]

Slow internet connection and bloody annoying aussie insects.

 

[Leo]

Slow internet connection and bloody annoying aussie insects.

hope you haven't sat on a red back....

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Slow internet connection and bloody annoying aussie insects.

Flies? Fucking nightmare from my memory there, just dive bomb you for no apparent reason.

 

[claret50]

Flies? Fucking nightmare from my memory there, just dive bomb you for no apparent reason.

They're the ones Jase, the little fuckers never give up! in NZ and the UK you'll swat a fly and they just go away until another one becomes annoying, but the aussie ones just keep bombing away.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

They're the ones Jase, the little fuckers never give up! in NZ and the UK you'll swat a fly and they just go away until another one becomes annoying, but the aussie ones just keep bombing away.

Yup. I can sympathise, persistent little fucks, too quick to kill most of the time too. Hated the buggers there.

Also, avoid the magpies, another thing that likes to divebomb you, and those fuckers hurt.

 

[Abertawe]

How you can't buy a ripe banana anywhere.

 

[SALTIRE]

Not having whisky all week...

 

[appletablepenny]

Not having whisky all week...

You having a dry week Salty?

 

[SALTIRE]

You having a dry week Salty?

Yeah been too busy to have time to have a dram or three. Got a few bottles delivered as well which I'd like to try, but don't think I'll get round to starting on them till this time next week.

 

[Stevencc]

Being the illest anyone has ever been on earth.

 

[Leo]

Being the illest anyone has ever been on earth.

what's up this time Steven....guts again ?

Or hangover.............

 

[Leo]

Yeah been too busy to have time to have a dram or three. Got a few bottles delivered as well which I'd like to try, but don't think I'll get round to starting on them till this time next week.

Ooooh, la di da....no common traipsing round shops for Salty eh ?............

Most un-Dundee like.

 

[Stevencc]

what's up this time Steven....guts again ?

Or hangover.............

Not quite sure mate, woke up with extremely bloodshot eyes, was dripping with sweat, headache, shivering, pins and needles in the hands and convulsing.

Not as bad as that now, though.

 

[Leo]

Not quite sure mate, woke up with extremely bloodshot eyes, was dripping with sweat, headache, shivering, pins and needles in the hands and convulsing.

Not as bad as that now, though.

Fucks sake....let's hope you're better for 4pm my man.

 

[SALTIRE]

Ooooh, la di da....no common traipsing round shops for Salty eh ?............

Most un-Dundee like.

Not any more mate, I'm a cultured man these days.

Got 17 bottles of the stuff now!

 

[SALTIRE]

Being the illest anyone has ever been on earth.

Suck it up and get on with it! You said that the other week ya belter!

 

[Stevencc]

Suck it up and get on with it! You said that the other week ya belter!

I...I just don't know if I can keep fighting anymore.

 

[Leo]

I...I just don't know if I can keep fighting anymore.

say this 25 times and you'll be okay mate...

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
His Love to guard me through the night,
And wake me in the morning's light.

 

[claret50]

I...I just don't know if I can keep fighting anymore.

R. I. P............................Just in case.