Things We Hate

[smat]

Silent Discos. Wtf is the point?

yeah the crunch is what makes them so great

 

[Cardsfan]

You can get Sports & Movies together at just £12.25 for 6 months atm if you don't already have em.

Those who aren't happy should just ring up and have a chat. Don't go in with the "it's a rip-off I wanna cancel" bollox, the person on the other end of the line will have heard it a million times before and will just switch off before transferring you to the cancellation department. It's a game, if you can get the person you're speaking with to like ya then you'll stand a better chance. As with most companies you'll speak to someone else before the retentions department. Make 'friends', you serve a purpose to them just as much as they serve a purpose to you. No excuse for people not getting themselves a better deal with anything they pay for. Especially when just having a good mannered chat is a piece of piss.

Alternatively you can cancel fully and hope that you'll be a needed statistic for a shareholders report. If so you could receive a call with a stupid offer, 75% is quite a regular one.

Where?

 

[Mr Elmo]

Misleading articles.

A story pops up saying 'Derby County interested in buying Liverpool ace'. Of course I was interested to find out who it was, until it said about Tom Ince who I had already seen about a few times. He may have been at 'Pool, but how is he an ace for them? Really annoys me when they do that because he was only youth there and nothing more, certainly no ace.

 

[Luke Imp]

I have that

How? I just assumed you had to have everything before you could get a sports package.

 

[Red]

Incorrect use of apostrophie's

 

[TomPNE94]

Incorrect use of apostrophie's

Incorrect spelling of apostrophe. (ignoring the blatant misuse of the apostrophe which I know was deliberate)

 

[Red]

Both purposely put there well spotted.

 

[T.A]

I dunno, Red is pretty stupid.

 

[JimJams]

Stupid like a fox!

 

[Toffee_Joe]

Other half has just had her iPhone stolen, can view it on GPS online but it doesn't help get the thing back, especially when it's approx half an hour away, thieving pikey c***.Only approx 500 pics on there she hasn't backed up.....

What sort of pictures?.....

 

[Red]

I dunno, Red is pretty stupid.

Fuck you TA

Ok, I'll admit it, I didn't purposely spell apostrophe wrong. It's all pretty much backfired on me now.

 

[Abertawe]

Where?

Ring up and ask for it...

 

[Luke Imp]

Fancy dress.

Don't mind if it's a charity event, like I've done a couple of times, but not for birthdays (like I've got tomorrow) or just random nights.

 

[Shrimpurh]

When people start posts 'I think you'll find' then type total shit

 

[Mustard]

When people start posts 'I think you'll find' then type total shit

I think you'll find total shit.

 

[Techno Natch]

Silent Discos. Wtf is the point?

Yep. Absolute bullshit.

 

[Shrimpurh]

I think you'll find total shit.

Predictable

 

[Craig]

Hiccups.

 

[Red]

There's lots of mythical cures for hiccups, but a teaspoon of vinegar will shift it. Tastes foul but it works.

 

[SALTIRE]

There's lots of mythical cures for hiccups, but a teaspoon of vinegar will shift it. Tastes foul but it works.

My mum used to drink vinegar and eat coal, I never stood a chance the way I've turned out!

 

[Stagat]

My mum used to drink vinegar and eat coal, I never stood a chance the way I've turned out!

That auto-correct.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Spending ages perusing the room service menu only to be told they've run out of what you fancied.

 

[JimJams]

Well if it hadn't took you 4 hours to decide they might still have had ham toasties!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Wish I'd had a ham toastie now

 

[Bobbin']

My mum used to drink vinegar and eat coal, I never stood a chance the way I've turned out!

Isn't that just a Scottish delicacy?

 

[Veggie Legs]

Squirrels eating all the food meant for birds.
'Squirrel proof' bird feeders that don't stop squirrels.

 

[G.B]

Isn't that just a Scottish delicacy?

Nah, you're thinking of heroin mate.

 

[Techno Natch]

People that think it's okay to treat an animal like a commodity. That it's okay to "fulfil their dreams" without thinking about the impact it has on the animals or at least investigating the companies they are putting money into.

Had two people I know recently go on holiday and swim with captive dolphins and another painted a elephant. Who wants to paint on an elephant? Idiots.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

My cat scratching my arms all the time making it seem to strangers who see my forearms and wrists that I really don't like my veins being inside my body.

 

[RavenBish]

People that think it's okay to treat an animal like a commodity. That it's okay to "fulfil their dreams" without thinking about the impact it has on the animals or at least investigating the companies they are putting money into.

Had two people I know recently go on holiday and swim with captive dolphins and another painted a elephant. Who wants to paint on an elephant? Idiots.

Me if someone offered. A big massive cock on it's side, why the fuck would the elephant care?