Things We Hate

[mowgli]

Noisy neighbours. Some dickhead is working on his bike in the garden and keeps revving the bastard non-stop. Shut up, I'm trying to watch Eggheads.

Had a noisy neighbour in the flat above mine who kept me awake at night with her singing and moving furniture about at 2 AM, she was evicted last week for ignoring plenty of warnings. Wish it had been a bloke i could have whacked him!

 

[SALTIRE]

I'd like a threesome with these two sweet totties

Theresa May really gets on my nerves. There was a glamour model in the Nineties I particularly liked named Teresa May, and everytime I'd search for her back in the day, I'd have to sift through results for this Tory twat!!!

 

[SALTIRE]

Btw speaking of Anne Widdecombe, here's a picture of her when she was young.

Looks a well game burd there - wtf happened!

 

[Red]

There was a glamour politician in the 90s called Theresa May, so fucking hot!!! . Every time I searched for her on the net I'd have to sift through pages of this 2 bit model who was also called Theresa May.

Leave the Right Hon T.May alone. She is a GMILF

 

[Red]

Btw speaking of Anne Widdecombe, here's a picture of her when she was young.

Looks a well game burd there - wtf happened!

Hmm dunno still a look of Frankenstein's monster about her. Stick a couple of bolts in her neck and it'd hard to tell the difference.

Now Lousie Mensch is alright, but a Tory.

 

[SALTIRE]

Hmm dunno still a look of Frankenstein's monster about her. Stick a couple of bolts in her neck and it'd hard to tell the difference.

Now Lousie Mensch is alright, but a Tory.

Yeah have seen her on HIGNFY a few times, and she is a beauty but obviously ugly on the inside if she's one of those

 

[Alty]

She's also thick as pig shit.

 

[SALTIRE]

She's also thick as pig shit.

Maybe she falls under the old adage, 'women should be seen and not heard...'

 

[T.A]

Tories winning majority by two seats

 

[The Alex]

The majority of people in England

 

[mowgli]

Rupert Murdoch.

 

[SALTIRE]

The majority of people in England

The 55%'ers up here ensuring we're stuck with getting buttfucked from the Tories for another 5 yrs.

 

[Oaf]

This:

And everybody who's ever used that as a ringtone. I can inform you that if your phone goes off and makes that sound, you are in fact a prick. Such an annoying noise and you cannot go anywhere in public without hearing some plebs phone go off and making that noise.

 

[Stagat]

Chav babygrows

 

[Mustard]

Tories AMIRITE

 

[MSB92]

This:

And everybody who's ever used that as a ringtone. I can inform you that if your phone goes off and makes that sound, you are in fact a prick. Such an annoying noise and you cannot go anywhere in public without hearing some plebs phone go off and making that noise.

I keep my phone on vibrate all the time. Hate the sound of these ringtones.

 

[SALTIRE]

I like it, its cheeky

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Friday night trains when you're sober. Full of pissed people eating smelly food, shouting down their phones and the worst of all, the giggling women. Shoot me now.

 

[Nath]

Nasty head colds.

 

[r1ch1e]

Friday night trains when you're sober. Full of pissed people eating smelly food, shouting down their phones and the worst of all, the giggling women. Shoot me now.

The last train from Liverpool Street is a sight to behold, Fenchurch Street is never as bad. A classier kind of drunk on the C2C

 

[Pliny Harris]

This:

And everybody who's ever used that as a ringtone. I can inform you that if your phone goes off and makes that sound, you are in fact a prick. Such an annoying noise and you cannot go anywhere in public without hearing some plebs phone go off and making that noise.

For some reason I once decided my alert tone would be a clip of me saying "People who use that whistle ringtone are cnuts". But when I had phone calls and received texts at the same time the person on the other end would suddenly hear me mumble something rather impolite, so it had to go.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The last train from Liverpool Street is a sight to behold, Fenchurch Street is never as bad. A classier kind of drunk on the C2C

The vomit comet.

It's been a while since I was on a late train out of Fenchurch Street so I can't comment but I can believe it. About 96% of people on my trains are twats.

 

[Whitewall]

Btw speaking of Anne Widdecombe, here's a picture of her when she was young.

Looks a well game burd there - wtf happened!

Looks like a young Robert Vaughan in drag.

 

[SALTIRE]

Looks like a young Robert Vaughan in drag.

Robert Vaughn was a hell of a good looking man in his day! I've been with worse

 

[BlueBee]

Friday night trains when you're sober. Full of pissed people eating smelly food, shouting down their phones and the worst of all, the giggling women. Shoot me now.

This.

Some bird sat in front of me with a kebab (hate them too) and then proceeded to throw it all up almost instantly. She then fell down the stairs as she was getting of the bus much to the amusement of almost everyone on the top deck.

I think eating should be banned on public transport all together.

 

[Stevencc]

What about during long train journeys?

 

[Stagat]

Or flights.

 

[Stevencc]

We've done him there Stagat.

 

[BlueBee]

Only in first class.

#Tory

 

[Red]

Or for people who eat responsibly on public transport?