Things We Hate

[SaddlerJonny]

People who send rage messages after a online game, grow the fuck up you immature scrote.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

No

Who asked you, fucking Jock?

 

[BlueBee]

Northern people are all racist. Some are louder than others about it but deep down they all have hate for white people.

 

[spireite]

Can confirm, am white, self loath

 

[chairboyexile]

Homophobes

 

[chairboyexile]

And repeats of the Simpsons

 

[RavenBish]

Chirpsing a girl for nearly 2 weeks every day assuming she's the same age as you then finally getting to the stage where they add you on Facebook and realising she's actually a *really* young-looking 31 year old and been married for 5 years. Husband is a 6/10 at best too, fair play to him, fuck knows how he's done that.

Post Uni life is full of these complexities and plot twists...I don't like it one bit.

 

[chairboyexile]

Students

 

[Dave-Vale]

The North/South divide.

We're all arseholes, the only difference is the way we speak, the food we like and electricity. Can't we all just be friends?

Did I have a hand on this?

We're all jealous because your water is better than ours. Although, at least we aren't running out of the stuff, fuckers!

 

[The Iron]

Losing the end of a roll of sellotape in the middle of wrapping a present.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Sitting next to a guy who eats like a cow chewing grass at breakfast. He's also reading the Daily Mail. There's no help for some people.

 

[ValeMouth]

Parents who let their 7 year old play alone over a mile away from home and think that thats ok!

 

[SaddlerJonny]

Old people.

Get with the times, it wasn't better in your day.

 

[appletablepenny]

Old people.

Get with the times, it wasn't better in your day.

Get off my lawn

 

[Stevencc]

Sitting next to a guy who eats like a cow chewing grass at breakfast. He's also reading the Daily Mail. There's no help for some people.

Why didn't you moove?

 

[appletablepenny]

Why didn't you moove?

Yeah, what's your beef?

 

[Stagat]

Wonder how long we can milk these puns.

 

[ValeMouth]

Wonder how long we can milk these puns.

Till the cows come home

 

[chairboyexile]

Why didn't you moove?

Yeah, what's your beef?

Wonder how long we can milk these puns.

Till the cows come home

People that continue those cow jokes

 

[Stevencc]

People that continue those cow jokes

But there are loads more we can do, let's not put this out to pasture just yet.

 

[JimJams]

Chairboy is lactose intolerant.

 

[Stagat]

Till the cows come home

Pat on the head for that one.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Have a pat on the back Stevencc

Damn you Stagat

 

[shane]

I've herd enough of this now. Please cud you stop it.

 

[GodsGift]

We really do need to get this thread mooving in the right direction.

 

[spireite]

Come on people, let's realise our misteak

 

[blade1889]

This conversation need hoofing into touch

 

[JJH]

Mrs Browns Boys.

 

[chairboyexile]

Chairboy is lactose intolerant.

No just intolerant

 

[PaulHaddock]

Sky Sports showing Didier Drogba PL100 club half an hour after finishing its last re-run of it. They must be really struggling.