Things We Hate

[Red]

Gill-ing-ham by the way

Northers that say t' instead of the, nowt instead of nothing, summat instead of something, and worst of all duck cetera cetera

You forgot giz instead of give me, reyt instead of right, tha or thee instead of you and dint instead of didn't.

 

[Camborne Gills]

You forgot giz instead of give me, reyt instead of right, tha or thee instead of you and dint instead of didn't.

Not to mention sen instead of selt

 

[blade1889]

Gill-ing-ham by the way

Northers that say t' instead of the, nowt instead of nothing, summat instead of something, and worst of all duck cetera cetera

Nah then av heard most o things tha's onabout but I dunnay know warra 'duck cetera cetera' is cocker.

 

[Aberstone]

Mouth ulcers.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Nah then av heard most o things tha's onabout but I dunnay know warra 'duck cetera cetera' is cocker.

It were a typo lad. etc etc

 

[Red]

Nah then av heard most o things tha's onabout but I dunnay know warra 'duck cetera cetera' is cocker.

A reckon ahhhhh know wor he's on abaaart.

A gorrup t'day burra c*** find owt weff doin at fest, so a just took me whippets aht. While a were aht I decided ad gu daahn t' bookies an purrra bet on some 'osses. When a gorrinside it wo packed, burra saw me mate southern Jim in the corner.

A went over to him and sez "orate Jim, azzzzz it gooin ?", burrey just looked at me gone airt at fest. The werra bit orra awkward silence 'til Jim realised worra were on abaaart. Suddenly though he realised and said "awwight mate haaaaz it gaaawin? ", cos dats how they talk we each uvver. "Ahhhhh am oareyt cheers Jim. "has tha bin up to owt decent lately Jim"? a sez. A cud tell 'e dint have a fuckin clue worrra wer on abaaart by the way he silently regarded me as though being from north a wo some kind o' primitive savage. Mind when tha thinks abaart it we are really, wot we just gettin leccy an all dat.

' Yea mate I've been daaan the fackin job centa today' Jim said, 'They've only gone a got me fackin job working in a factory that makes fackin taooooows the cants'. A nodded me head like, pretending a knew what the fuck he were on abaart, but a dint really. Well a got most orit , but I thought to mesen al look that word taoooooows up when a get 'om. Jim wo' gerrin a bit vexed abaart this 'Who wants to work in a factory where they make fackin taooooows Ely? I mean of awww the jobs in the fackin wewd they want me to work in a factory making taooows. I've got enough fackin taoooooows in my bathroom'. A gorrit then, obviously 'e wo tryin t' say towels, but in his own simple way he c*** say it reyt. bless him. They caaarnt say it can they?


Av noticed that anorl, when they try to say words like owl, towel, world they caaant use the letter l. It's like their brains caaarnt cope with usin the letter l , so they end up comin' aarrrt wi' shit like 'oaoooooow' for owl and 'wewd' for world.

A thought to mesen fuck this me and Jim can't carry on like this we can't even talk reyt wi' each other so a put me bet on and set off 'om. When a gorr outside though some twat had nicked me whippets, the fuckin bastards. I wo' gunna enter 'em in a dog show next week anorl.

Well, a berrer gerrof, a need to 'ave a look at me pigeons in loft.

 

[Camborne Gills]

 

[Hank]

Sky Sports News who are now doing Football Manager searches.

 

[ValeMouth]

I hate when people only have 1 type of conversation and ten try have it with you. At work it is golf. I don't like golf and I don't know anything about it so stop talking to me about it.

Seems to me like your work mate is going a fairway to try and talk to you. The least you could do is try and pitch in with a reply

 

[Dave-Vale]

I could do but he keeps putting me in a difficult position.

 

[Stevencc]

In the rough and miles from the hole?

 

[RavenBish]

Maybe he assumed you had a handicap Dave

 

[JJH]

Strange obsessions.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Trying to get everything back in my suitcase because I've stocked up on all the free shit.

 

[The Iron]

Oh dear.

 

[merseyboyred]

Oh dear.

Disgraceful, Where Are Ü Now is a stone cold banger.

 

[merseyboyred]

Failing my driving test with only 1 minor right at the end when pulling back into the test centre for supposedly getting too close to parked cars on the left when turning left.

Sick of the whole fucking process, can't be fucked with it anymore.

As long as you're not getting too close to them in your day job it's alright.

 

[mowgli]

Cold and rain in August, what a shit summer this has been.

 

[Pagnell]

Adventure Time. I don't mind weird cartoons (both Regular Show and Gumball are amongst my favourites) but Adventure Time is beyond that. It's just a bit shit.

 

[Modernist]

Cold and rain in August, what a shit summer this has been.

I don't mind it sunny and warm one day, rain the next, I was out wednesday and it was red hot, today it was cold and wet but the weekend is supposed to be nice again. The unpredictable nature of the weather keeps things interesting. People obsess about the weather way too much. Granted a good run of warm weather does usually happen, we got that in April instead of june/july lol. Blame spain for the current wet weather.

 

[PaulHaddock]

People who think they're American and call coleslaw 'slaw'

 

[appletablepenny]

Adventure Time. I don't mind weird cartoons (both Regular Show and Gumball are amongst my favourites) but Adventure Time is beyond that. It's just a bit shit.

Too right. Gumball is genius and Regular Show is ace, but Adventure Time is, like you say, just shit. I don't get what it's supposed to be. My kids like it.

 

[SALTIRE]

' Mother jailed after branding smiley face on baby's cheek with cigarette lighter '

Hope some psycho in prison brands that c*** daily after that.

 

[Pagnell]

Too right. Gumball is genius and Regular Show is ace, but Adventure Time is, like you say, just shit. I don't get what it's supposed to be. My kids like it.

Same here. My 6 year old can't get enough of it, which probably explains why I dislike it so much. I'm subjected to at least 4-5 episodes a day.

 

[blade1889]

My housemates loved adventure time. Apparently you have to be high to appreciate it, they'd spend hours watching it in one guys room.

 

[IanH]

Different Adventure Time blade.

 

[blade1889]

We even had a house party with that as the theme. I was some weird yellow guy in stockings, probably shouldn't admit to the last bit after your comment though

 

[G.B]

Having to go to work on a Saturday for 3 pointless hours in which fuck all gets done.

 

[Red]

You've signed for NUFC then?

 

[G.B]

gfy red