Things We Hate

[mistermagic]

Living at your sister's flat and forgetting the key inside it while they're on vacation. Uncool.

 

[Pagnell]

People who post crap like this

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That reads like a Daily Mail headline, which says everything.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Chewing gum.

This is threefold:
1. 95% of people who chew it do so with their gob open and are vile.
2. I trod in some the other day
3. Probably the most importantly here, I couldn't sit in my usual seat on the train this morning because it was caked in the stuff, upsetting my morning routine.

 

[Pagnell]

1. 95% of people who chew it do so with their gob open and are vile.

There is a girl who gets on the train most mornings with me and she is often chewing gum. And her method of doing so is truly revolting. We're talking mouth fully open every chew, along with the constant accompanying 'chud chud' sound. I've been close a few times to telling her to shut the fuck up.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Picture the scene: it's a warm morning on the Central Line, it's busy as it's rush hour. My fello commuters and I are packed in like sardines. I'm trying to ignore the fact that my nose is nestling close to an armpit of someone.
There's an elbow in my back, it's a packed train, that's to be expected. It keeps jabbing me though so I try to look behind me to see why and what do I see? Some suited wanker playing Candy Crush.

So my hate is people playing stupid fucking games on their phone on a packed train. Fuck off!!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

There is a girl who gets on the train most mornings with me and she is often chewing gum. And her method of doing so is truly revolting. We're talking mouth fully open every chew, along with the constant accompanying 'chud chud' sound. I've been close a few times to telling her to shut the fuck up.

I hope you tut very loudly.

 

[JimJams]

I've been close a few times to telling her to shut the fuck up.

But ultimately pussied out cos she's a bit butch.

 

[Pagnell]

Yes. Also, I'm the perfect gent and would never speak in such a way to a lady.

 

[Red]

People who post crap like this

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Whoever posted that neglected to show the badge the teacher was wearing which in the picture is obscured by that girl's head.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Milkmen who enjoy rave music.

Well, not so much that they enjoy it. More that they seem to think I enjoy listening to it at 3:00 in the morning!

 

[eightiesrobin]

Mosquitos and other biting insects. Both legs obliterated at football the other night. 4 Itchy, crusty and rock hard lumps now, bastards.

 

[The Iron]

 

[Stevencc]

Dislike button = Delete the person
Who cares = Just ignore the person's comment
You're an idiot = Just tell them they are an idiot

Admittedly not buttons, but you know.

 

[ValeMouth]

Living at your sister's flat and forgetting the key inside it while they're on vacation. Uncool.

English people who talk like Americans. Your sister is on holiday although you did call her place a flat and not an apartment so thumbs up for that. Uncool indeed

 

[Stevencc]

Who is going to tell him?

 

[Cas]

What a douchebag

 

[Etty Abrics]

English people who talk like Americans. Your sister is on holiday although you did call her place a flat and not an apartment so thumbs up for that. Uncool indeed

Here here buddy, y'all find me in full agreement

 

[mistermagic]

Chewing gum.

This is threefold:
1. 95% of people who chew it do so with their gob open and are vile.
2. I trod in some the other day
3. Probably the most importantly here, I couldn't sit in my usual seat on the train this morning because it was caked in the stuff, upsetting my morning routine.

Are you one of those Sheldon weirdos who has a dedicated spot?
I usually sit in the same seat on the bus & train but don't get annoyed if it's taken. Well maybe I do.

English people who talk like Americans. Your sister is on holiday although you did call her place a flat and not an apartment so thumbs up for that. Uncool indeed

I'm French homz.

 

[ValeMouth]

Are you one of those Sheldon weirdos who has a dedicated spot?
I usually sit in the same seat on the bus & train but don't get annoyed if it's taken. Well maybe I do.


I'm French homz.

Ha I'm new to this forum so apologies.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Chewing gum.

This is threefold:
1. 95% of people who chew it do so with their gob open and are vile.
2. I trod in some the other day
3. Probably the most importantly here, I couldn't sit in my usual seat on the train this morning because it was caked in the stuff, upsetting my morning routine.

Leon Trotsky's essay, "If America Should Go Communist", concludes with the sentence, "One final prophecy: in the 3rd year of the Soviet rule in America you will no longer chew gum!"


... Well, you think about it.

 

[Stevencc]

 

[SALTIRE]

You don't like Piper yet you use that video - shame on you...

 

[Stevencc]

You don't like Piper yet you use that video - shame on you...

I didn't particularly like him as a wrestler, that scene is classic though!

 

[SALTIRE]

I didn't particularly like him as a wrestler, that scene is classic though!

I remember the saying more from Duke Nukem as I played that before I saw the film

 

[Camborne Gills]

WWF or anything similar. IT IS NOT A SPORT !!!!

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Uh oh, I fear the MASSES will not thank you for that one but personally I QUITE CONCUR

It's BARELY an AMUSING DIVERSION

 

[Camborne Gills]

The only awards they should ever receive are Baftas/Emmys/Oscars. More to the point who shells out £15- 20 to watch it on PPV? God help us!!

These are the sort of soppy c**ts who watch GBBO ffs

 

[Stevencc]

....who said it was a sport!?

And come on, don't be a fucking idiot - I'd rather watch naked midgets thumb wrestling than the Great British Bake Off (or GBBO as you call it).

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Fucking love the Bake Off. BEST PROGRAMME EVA

 

[Camborne Gills]

Sky seem to think it is a sport , to be fair. Actually, not just that cooking programme , but any 'talent/reality' show.