Things We Hate

[Pagnell]

Your two year old climbing into your bed at 2am every fucking morning.

 

[HertsWolf]

Your two year old climbing into your bed at 2am every fucking morning.

Why is my two year old climbing into your bed? It should be in its stable!

 

[SUTSS]

I don't think HertsWolf is having a very good day.

 

[blade1889]

People with headphones on who think their farts are silent.

Guilty, the smell usually gives it away too. But when I've had a curry the night before it needs to come out, crowded bus or not.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I thought I had issues HertsWolf ...

 

[Dave-Vale]

Receipts.

 

[IanH]

Receipts.

If you particularly mean the thing shop assistants do when they put all the coins and notes of your change together with the receipt, meaning you then have to separate them all out again to put them in their correct places, then yes, I completely agree Dave. They have two hands, I have two hands, notes in one, coins in the other, email me my receipt, thank you very much.

 

[mnb089mnb]

They have two hands, I have two hands, notes in one, coins in the other, email me my receipt, thank you very much.

And you can present your email address to the sales assistant on your cock.

Sorry, that was very crude.

 

[The Iron]

People who can't handle their drink.

 

[Pliny Harris]

Flipping the bird rather than flicking a V.

Worst Americanism going.

 

[Modernist]

Isn't the bird one finger?

 

[Pliny Harris]

That's the one. They look all miserable limp and passive, while Vs of all intensities and angles look strong and direct.

 

[spireite]

Flipping the bird rather than flicking a V.

Worst Americanism going.

I heard the reasoning behind that symbol goes back to the Hundred Years War. The French used to hate English longbowmen and when they captured any they would cut off the first 2 fingers on their 'main' hand so that they couldn't fire a bow again. As a taunt bowmen would 'flick the v' at the French lines indicating they still had their fingers. I don't know how true it is, but it's nice to believe that's the origin. Shit story of the day for you!

 

[Pliny Harris]

I heard the reasoning behind that symbol goes back to the Hundred Years War. The French used to hate English longbowmen and when they captured any they would cut off the first 2 fingers on their 'main' hand so that they couldn't fire a bow again. As a taunt bowmen would 'flick the v' at the French lines indicating they still had their fingers. I don't know how true it is, but it's nice to believe that's the origin. Shit story of the day for you!

I've heard a couple of variations on that, could be apocryphal. I still wouldn't give the home fans any other gesture though. Other than a wanker one, which are so funny that I've found it impossible to ever be insulted by one.

 

[SALTIRE]

Sinus pain.

 

[JoshBCFC]

When your player on FIFA runs through on goal... and pulls his hammy...only to get back up 2 seconds later by which point the other player has got the ball into your penalty area already...
When your player on FIFA runs through on goal... and the Ref blows for full-time.
When EA try to claim they aren't money whores.

 

[Abertawe]

The struggle is real bro.

 

[Luke Imp]

Receipts.

I'd be lost without them. Can't claim expenses otherwise!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I'd be lost without them. Can't claim expenses otherwise!

There must be a better way. I have a wallet full of little bits of paper that my secretary has to decipher. Surely there must be an app where you can take a picture of a receipt and collate them and it prints out the expense form. If not, I'm making that bad boy.

This time next year I'll be a millionaire.

 

[Stevencc]

*Patents C&B's idea*

 

[Dave-Vale]

My main issue is that I get receipts when I buy a loaf of bread for fucks sake.

I'm never going to take it back.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

When your sock isn't fitted perfectly and you can feel the lining on the toes pressing against your toes so you step on it - it's a different sensation and feeling than what all your other toes are feeling so it's distracting and annoying. I can't drive without my socks being perfect or it will bug me all drive.

Also the people who change lanes on the motorway without signalling.

 

[The Iron]

My main issue is that I get receipts when I buy a loaf of bread for fucks sake.

I'm never going to take it back.

I get one when i buy a paper

 

[blade1889]

My main issue is that I get receipts when I buy a loaf of bread for fucks sake.

I'm never going to take it back.

Went out recently and even though I was paying in cash the bar/club always gave me a receipt. I was too steamed to remember to ask them not to bother but in the morning id got a shit tonne of £3.40 receipts. As if I was going to take the drinks back or claim a night out on expenses.

 

[Aber gas]

Went out recently and even though I was paying in cash the bar/club always gave me a receipt. I was too steamed to remember to ask them not to bother but in the morning id got a shit tonne of £3.40 receipts. As if I was going to take the drinks back or claim a night out on expenses.

A lot of bars have a policy of giving out receipts to try and stop skimming by staff but I agree waking up with a load of paper where your money should be sucks .

 

[T.A]

Saying I don't want the receipt is quite a good way of getting out of this terrible situation you're in boys.

 

[blade1889]

A lot of bars have a policy of giving out receipts to try and stop skimming by staff but I agree waking up with a load of paper where your money should be sucks .

Really? First I've heard of it or experienced it. Tbf if they had skimmed (which I'm assuming is overcharging and pocketing te change?) id have been too pissed to notice anyway.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

When you pull blue tack off the wall and end up pulling half the plaster out the wall too.

 

[Aber gas]

Really? First I've heard of it or experienced it. Tbf if they had skimmed (which I'm assuming is overcharging and pocketing te change?) id have been too pissed to notice anyway.

It is a bit daft , just a way of putting bar staff on edge really . What normally happens is a member of bar staff will work out what the round of drinks is worth , say £15 . Take that off you and put through 7.50 on the till pocketing the difference . Hard to catch and receipts make fuck all difference tbh but that's the theory .

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

*Patents C&B's idea*

You fucking dare!!!