Things We Hate

[SaddlerJonny]

Why don't you wash your face before you eat?

I'm a student!

 

[SALTIRE]

Rocket or lettuce in sandwiches. Stop the madness.

Oh rocket is great. Lettuce is bland though.

 

[blade1889]

I'm a student!

What are you doing up in the morning?

 

[SaddlerJonny]

What are you doing up in the morning?

Getting ready to go to sleep!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

The twat on the train who asked me to close the window because he was cold after he'd just stunk out the whole carriage by eating a curry.

 

[White Army]

The twat on the train who asked me to close the window because he was cold after he'd just stunk out the whole carriage by eating a curry.

I sat next to a guy who opened a pack of watsits on a packed out train the other day. Couldn't believe what I was seeing, and smelling.

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

DPD. Waited in yesterday for a parcel that never arrived. Called them today and they said they posted it through the letter box. Considering one of the items is a baking tray they'd have a hard job doing that! Bloody amateurs.

 

[spireite]

DPD. Waited in yesterday for a parcel that never arrived. Called them today and they said they posted it through the letter box. Considering one of the items is a baking tray they'd have a hard job doing that! Bloody amateurs.

DPD are just about the worst couriers. I once waited in all day for a delivery which never came, so I rang them and they said he'd been already. As proof they sent me a photo of a front door which was apparently mine. When I said it's not my front door, they accused me of lying. The only way you really get anywhere with them is to ask them on their Twitter. Companies magically seem to get more helpful when you ask them something in a public domain

 

[merseyboyred]

Oh rocket is great. Lettuce is bland though.

Rocket is a leaf that ruins anything it touches with it's questionable flavour and terrible texture. I expected better Salts.

 

[SALTIRE]

Rocket is a leaf that ruins anything it touches with it's questionable flavour and terrible texture. I expected better Salts.

Its the only bit of green I have in my diet, gimme a break mate!

 

[markpvfc]

My burglar alarm for going off at 1:45 this morning for no apparent reason, suspect my neighbours probably agree with me.

 

[SaddlerJonny]

I just fucking remembered.

An old man with a WW2 style British Soldier mustache at Peterborough away eating his pie with his fingers, loudly smacking his lips and licking his fingers every minute or so. He would use his fingers to hoover up the loose pie soup in the foil. I have never been so uncomfortable before, that coupled with the seats at Boro having the legs room for people under 5'0 only made that halftime a nightmare.

I hope I never get old enough to where I don't care about basic human decency, either eat it like a burger from the packet or ask for a spoon... even if he just poured it in his mouth it would of been better.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

DPD are just about the worst couriers. I once waited in all day for a delivery which never came, so I rang them and they said he'd been already. As proof they sent me a photo of a front door which was apparently mine. When I said it's not my front door, they accused me of lying. The only way you really get anywhere with them is to ask them on their Twitter. Companies magically seem to get more helpful when you ask them something in a public domain

Hermes are easily the worst.

 

[HertsWolf]

Hermes are easily the worst.

Syphilis and dyslexia are even worse, though.

 

[HertsWolf]

Why are most STDs so difficult to spell?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Why are most STDs so difficult to spell?

A lot of them sound like posh kid's names as well... Chlamidia Syphillis etc...

 

[PaulHaddock]

Dyslexia is now an STD

 

[Reginald Fodstain]

The kid opposite me on the train very loudly slurping down a massive box of noodles... which he's been doing so for the last ten minutes. I've got earphones in and can still hear it!

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

DPD are just about the worst couriers. I once waited in all day for a delivery which never came, so I rang them and they said he'd been already. As proof they sent me a photo of a front door which was apparently mine. When I said it's not my front door, they accused me of lying. The only way you really get anywhere with them is to ask them on their Twitter. Companies magically seem to get more helpful when you ask them something in a public domain

Apparently they delivered the items to a different house number on a different Street because they couldn't find us. Amazon are sending replacements but I'll try and find this house where they said they delivered them to see if we can get them too!

 

[HertsWolf]

A lot of them sound like posh kid's names as well... Chlamidia Syphillis etc...

"Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia have gone to see Phylis at the Pony Club."

 

[HertsWolf]

Dyslexia is now an STD

No, why? Who said it was?

 

[PaulHaddock]

No, why? Who said it was?

Was just a joke in that dyslexia was used in the same context as an STD.

 

[HertsWolf]

Was just a joke in that dyslexia was used in the same context as an STD.

What's the punchline?

 

[Pagnell]

That advert and the fucked up message and influence it's attempting to impart. Yeah, feed your children sugary shite before and after school. Fuel that type 2 diabetes.

 

[PaulHaddock]

What's the punchline?

Sorry to disappoint but there isn't one.

 

[blade1889]

Sorry to disappoint but there isn't one.

I was gonna make the same joke tbf

 

[HertsWolf]

Sorry to disappoint but there isn't one.

Oh.

 

[Pagnell]

The vapid mother in the playground this afternoon smugly banging on for 10 minutes (at just the right volume to ensure everyone heard) about the fact her husband earns so much money that she has no need to work. She also ensured everyone knew that this was fortunate because she "didn't have a body made for work", although I'm not quite sure what she meant by that. Apparently, she also loves Costa coffee but despairs at how much she pays per month for her regular visits.

I'm glad I'm back at work on Thursday.

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Those kinds of people are usually the ones who do actually work and struggle to make ends meet each month.

 

[r1ch1e]

How in football everyone and I mean everyone refers to attacking central footballers now as "a number 9 or a number 10". What happened to calling someone a striker!?

And yes, partly I hate it as I often forget which one is which.