Things We Hate

[appletablepenny]

I've never liked those aftershave adverts, and I also think that 97% of films (art films or otherwise) are shite. I'd never imagined those two positions were connected, so I thank Martino for increasing my self-awareness.

 

[mnb089mnb]

How should they advertise aftershave?

Hi, Barry Scott here, CILIT BANG, BANG AND THE STINK IS GONE.

I don't want to live in that world.

 

[spireite]

How should they advertise aftershave?

Hi, Barry Scott here, CILIT BANG, BANG AND THE STINK IS GONE.

I don't want to live in that world.

Nah that would be for VagiClean

 

[Christian Slater]

How should they advertise aftershave?

Hi, Barry Scott here, CILIT BANG, BANG AND THE STINK IS GONE.

I don't want to live in that world.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Going for a pint with you must be a right fucking laugh.

Helpfully I posted a lengthy report on exactly that, so that others may judge for themselves.

Segue to 300 pretentious words on ukuleles and gimps by Martin Knockavelli in a style that appears clever and literate but is really just pompous shite.

My pretentious, ukelele-inspired musings come in pictorial form.

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

You're right they're less neat close up

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

South West Trains. Everything about them. Fucking useless. Don't even know where to begin with this shower of crap. I would rather the next franchise is given to a JV of Sarah Palin, Mao Tse Tung, Enron and Martin McGuiness.

There are apparently FIVE!!! operators who manage to be even more DISMAL. And tbf, having used their services a fair bit, I think I would also adjudge Southern to be even more USELESS. That said, I do reserve a special DISDAIN for SWT. Not only am I far more familiar with them than any other national rail operator, but they're also operated by the Stagecoach group, founded by the ODIOUS Brian Souter. I wouldn't usually advocate fare evasion but I make an exception for them (which I'm sure has really stung the BILLIONAIRE WANKER ).

 

[Pagnell]

Let me guess, London Midland is one of them?

 

[HertsWolf]

There are apparently FIVE!!! operators who manage to be even more DISMAL. And tbf, having used their services a fair bit, I think I would also adjudge Southern to be even more USELESS. That said, I do reserve a special DISDAIN for SWT. Not only am I far more familiar with them than any other national rail operator, but they're also operated by the Stagecoach group, founded by the ODIOUS Brian Souter. I wouldn't usually advocate fare evasion but I make an exception for them (which I'm sure has really stung the BILLIONAIRE WANKER ).

Southern is truly appalling. I have used them 11 times in the last 15 months and not a single train has arrived within ten minutes of its scheduled time. On three occasions I was more than 90 minutes late arriving. We were planning to move to Chichester but decided against it simply because the trains are so bad. A friend is planning to move house from Arundel to Petersfield simply because the Southern trains are so dire.

Yes, the odious Souter/Gloag combo is truly detestable.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Haha, my parents actually moved to Arundel at the start of the year. It's the most aggravatingly difficult place to get to (at least from this part of Surrey). And yes, they're always late - haven't even used them all THAT MUCH and I'm pretty sure I've been RANDOMLY EJECTED onto the platform of some silly Sussex hamlet at least a couple of times because of an "obstruction on the line" (i.e. another one of their RUBBISH TRAINS breaking down).

 

[Dazza]

No surprise to see Thameslink & Great Northern/First Capital Connect at the bottom. Sometimes i used their service from Haydons Road in Wimbledon when i lived there. Lost count of the number of times one of their trains would go straight through the station when it was supposed to stop. Reason for this was because the train was so late there was no point stopping at the station and it needed to make up time for the return journey. Thankfully i ended up moving to Southfields and got free tube/bus travel in London.

 

[mistermagic]

Colleagues who want to talk to me in the tube while I'm reading.

Annoying.

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Let me guess, London Midland is one of them?

Not gonna lie matey, this is a pretty SHODDY EFFORT, not least because I already so very kindly provided you with the answer

 

[Stevencc]

If it's up there he'll give ya the money himself.

 

[Aber gas]

My breakfast chef phoning in " sick" .14 hour shift for me. Bloody young people

 

[The Iron]

It's going to get much colder during the weekend, so i'll be needing the heating on quite a bit. It's been very mild in recent weeks, so i've hardly needed to put it on.

 

[spireite]

My breakfast chef phoning in " sick" .14 hour shift for me. Bloody young people

What is it you own? Got a link for us to check out?

 

[Aber gas]

What is it you own? Got a link for us to check out?

I'm the head chef at a Restaurant with rooms.

 

[JimJams]

The 'rooms' are in the back...

 

[spireite]

I'm the head chef at a Restaurant with rooms.

Which 'en? Just so I know to put a false review on Tripadvisor about the rubbish head chef

 

[Aber gas]

Which 'en? Just so I know to put a false review on Tripadvisor about the rubbish head chef

I just edited it out before some fucker did just that

 

[Pagnell]

Not gonna lie matey, this is a pretty SHODDY EFFORT, not least because I already so very kindly provided you with the answer

Replied on my phone, didn't see the embedded link. My most sincere apologies.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Replied on my phone, didn't see the embedded link. My most sincere apologies.

Embedded link works fine on my iPhone....

 

[shane]

It's going to get much colder during the weekend, so i'll be needing the heating on quite a bit. It's been very mild in recent weeks, so i've hardly needed to put it on.

James Milner?

 

[The Iron]

James Milner?

Nope, i'm actually quite good at football

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Eamon Holmes

 

[JJH]

Gemma Collins

 

[spireite]

Gemma Collins

the fucks she

 

[JJH]

the fucks she

Reality TV 'star' that has been all over the tele lately because she was shit on last years I'm a Celebrity, so for some reason they want her views on it this year.

 

[mnb089mnb]

Reality TV 'star' that has been all over the tele lately because she was shit on last years I'm a Celebrity, so for some reason they want her views on it this year.

I would guess the FOR SOME REASON being that she's appeared on the show so knows what it's like to be IN THE JUNGLE.

/Paranoid Pineapple