Things We Hate

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

 

[mowgli]

A jumped up barrow boy with no sense of humour.

 

[Max]

Good work, team. With any luck, this thread can, in future, be entirely about a shared hatred of Gregg Wallace.

I think one of the worst things about him is his pretention to high standards, when he is in fact a failed restaurateur: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodandd...reggs-Table-London-SE1-restaurant-review.html

 

[mowgli]

Good work, team. With any luck, this thread can, in future, be entirely about a shared hatred of Gregg Wallace.

I think one of the worst things about him is his pretention to high standards, when he is in fact a failed restaurateur: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodandd...reggs-Table-London-SE1-restaurant-review.html

Christ i'd loved to have seen Wallace's face when he read that review

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Sorry chaps but I quite like Gregg and his obvious ridiculousness. Rather enjoy his gurning, the ludicrous exclamations and the fact that Masterchef contestants obviously don't give much of a shit about his critiques (in contrast to y'know, the actual chefs). Long live Gregg!

 

[appletablepenny]

While I'm not a fan of Mr Wallace, I am even less enamoured of food / restaurant critics. A more smug and vituperative bunch one couldn't hope to meet IMO.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Cant stand Wallace (or his stunt double in the GoCompare ads), but I have to agree that the reviewer was a long way up his own arse.

It isn't just Wallace btw, it is all cookery shows and celeb chefs. Don't even get me started on Oliver

 

[ZianfrancoGoal]

Don't even get me started on Oliver

what has aber gas ever done

 

[Pagnell]

I quite like Mary Berry. Not in that way of course, who do you think I am, Wayne Rooney?

 

[Aber gas]

Cant stand Wallace (or his stunt double in the GoCompare ads), but I have to agree that the reviewer was a long way up his own arse.

It isn't just Wallace btw, it is all cookery shows and celeb chefs. Don't even get me started on Oliver

Even Hugh fearnley whiitingtall?

 

[mnb089mnb]

Even Hugh fearnley whiitingtall?

I don't think the people he has on his show are actually his friends.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Even Hugh fearnley whiitingtall?

Perhaps not so much, but he is barking.

 

[Pagnell]

Even Hugh fearnley whiitingtall?

Especially him. If for nothing else his name.

 

[Aber gas]

I don't think the people he has on his show are actually his friends.

They look really nice. Wish my friends were like that.

 

[Aber gas]

Alright then mates. How do we feel about Gordon Ramsey?
Potty mouthed idiot or national treasure?

 

[Max]

Alright then mates. How do we feel about Gordon Ramsey?
Potty mouthed idiot or national treasure?

Basically this:

 

[Pagnell]

Alright then mates. How do we feel about Gordon Ramsey?
Potty mouthed idiot or national treasure?

Cock.

 

[appletablepenny]

I remember some TV show where Ramsey railed against some brand of frozen lamb shanks, calling them "Shit in a bag", a phrase which still gets plenty of use in our house, so yes, I suppose he gets a pass for that.

 

[Leo]

I'm sure he's aware of Diane Morgan.

I liked her in Rovers.

Cant stand Wallace (or his stunt double in the GoCompare ads), but I have to agree that the reviewer was a long way up his own arse.

It isn't just Wallace btw, it is all cookery shows and celeb chefs. Don't even get me started on Oliver

are we sure that it is a 'double' CG ?..........definitely a tosser though.

 

[Camborne Gills]

Alright then mates. How do we feel about Gordon Ramsey?
Potty mouthed idiot or national treasure?

Most definitely the former Aber

 

[Aber gas]

 

[Techno Natch]

I don't mind Wallace in Eat well for less but he has toned it down for that and it's a genuinely useful show.

On the subject of food I hate olives and the annoying way they find themselves into nice sounding meals which ends up ruining the meal.

 

[slaphead]

Cock.

Seconded.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Wrapping paper with glitter on it. Worst purchase I've made this year.

 

[Leo]

Wrapping paper with glitter on it. Worst purchase I've made this year.

Note to my wife....Do NOT by wrapping paper with fucking glitter on it!

 

[mnb089mnb]

Note to my wife....Do NOT by wrapping paper with fucking glitter on it!

10p a sheet.

 

[Leo]

10p a sheet.

aint buying your left overs mate......

 

[Hank]

Waiting to the last moment to wrap Christmas presents and having no sellotape, insulation tape it is.

 

[mowgli]

Can't move think i've cracked a rib or two,shit it's painful.

 

[Leo]

Can't move think i've cracked a rib or two,shit it's painful.

More cider required to numb the pain.