Things We Like

[SALTIRE]

I had a few too many whiskies last night, that's me to the weekend now I hope!

 

[Stevencc]

Which part of that do you like?

 

[Leo]

Which part of that do you like?

I hope...........surely ? Cos he knows it's a load of shite.....

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Been to Asda. Bought cider. Bought hot chocolate fudge cake. Bought Ice Cream. Bought Lasagne. Bought doughnuts.

That's me set for tonight.

 

[Leo]

Been to Asda. Bought cider. Bought hot chocolate fudge cake. Bought Ice Cream. Bought Lasagne. Bought doughnuts.

That's me set for tonight.

What a fucking mixture Jase........tomorrow ?

 

[JaseTheVillain]

What a fucking mixture Jase........tomorrow ?

you underestimate the strength of my stomach.

 

[Indian Dan]

I haven't hurled for years - not since I reheated paella. It was a strange feeling puking whilst sat on the bog with yer bowels loose as a moose at the same time.

Still, lesson learned.

 

[Leo]

I haven't hurled for years - not since I reheated paella. It was a strange feeling puking whilst sat on the bog with yer bowels loose as a moose at the same time.

Still, lesson learned.

Stereoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Indian Dan]

The good wife just reminded me of the 'Paddy incident' when we lived in Ireland which was after the 'paella incident'.

God, I'd hoped to have forgotten that one.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

My last time was after copious amounts of Old Rosie, I did a Jimi Hendrix, threw up in the missus' hair, got woke up and had a bin shoved under my head. This was about 2 years ago and I still get a bollocking from her when I order a pint of it!

 

[Leo]

Probably I'm just a boring c*nt but seriously I couldn't tell you the last time I had a hangover or spewed....

 

[JimJams]

Boring c*nt.

 

[johnnytodd]

I was clean through in a 7 aside game once and spewed on the ball as I was about to shoot.

It went wide bit I'm pretty sure a piece of sweet corn hit the bar.

 

[SALTIRE]

Which part of that do you like?

Feeling a bit groggy the day after is a small price to pay when your drinking Uigeadail

 

[SALTIRE]

Getting my pc delivered finally tomorrow, yay! Anything to get away from the discomfort of browsing porn on a mobile!

 

[Leo]

Getting my pc delivered finally tomorrow, yay! Anything to get away from the discomfort of browsing porn on a mobile!

big screen....way to go mate.....

 

[johnnytodd]

Getting my pc delivered finally tomorrow, yay! Anything to get away from the discomfort of browsing porn on a mobile!

Is it true your old laptop fused together from your semen splashes?

 

[SALTIRE]

big screen....way to go mate.....

Will do once again from the morra!

Is it true your old laptop fused together from your semen splashes?

You've tain that too far!

 

[Abertawe]

 

[Indian Dan]

I spent yesterday doing falconry. Twas great fun - even when a Harris Hawk shat on me.

 

[Leo]

clearing one's bowels completely.....AKA....having a damn fine shit!

 

[Indian Dan]

I've always fancied a colonic irrigation - just to have that completely empty feeling

 

[Leo]

I've always fancied a colonic irrigation - just to have that completely empty feeling

the thought of it got my sphincter twitching....

http://www.colonic-association.org/about-colon-hydrotherapy/what-does-a-colonic-involve/

 

[JaseTheVillain]

I've always fancied a colonic irrigation - just to have that completely empty feeling

Get yourself some Moviprep (the stuff they make you drink before a colonoscopy), you'll change your mind.

 

[mowgli]

Get yourself some Moviprep (the stuff they make you drink before a colonoscopy), you'll change your mind.

Had that myself 3 years ago it's bloody horrific!

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Had that myself 3 years ago it's bloody horrific!

Yeah, I preferred the camera up the arse to drinking that, that's how fucking bad it is.

 

[mowgli]

Yeah, I preferred the camera up the arse to drinking that, that's how fucking bad it is.

The camera wasn't too bad but before that my arse was bloody agony after 5 hours on the bog.

 

[The Iron]

 

[Indian Dan]

I very rarely do this, but . . . I'm throwing a sickie tomorrow

 

[Leo]

I very rarely do this, but . . . I'm throwing a sickie tomorrow

piles, bowels, stomach, itchy knob ?....so much choice.....