Things We Like

[Indian Dan]

Heart murmur it twas. Even persuaded the wife to take the day off, too.

But fucking karma kicked in when she sided a stationery camper van parked outside our house. Dented our door, scraped a wheelarch.

Fuck sake

 

[Leo]

Heart murmur it twas. Even persuaded the wife to take the day off, too.

But fucking karma kicked in when she sided a stationery camper van parked outside our house. Dented our door, scraped a wheelarch.

Fuck sake

Nae luck Dan.....

 

[Aber gas]

The EDL leaving Liverpool
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/edl-laughed-liverpool-benny-hill-13133627

 

[Habbinalan]

Lots of things have pleased me over the last week but I'm particularly chuffed that my new camera/lens combination has arrived before our Bee Orchids went over. I've been out today snapping our wildflowers, newts, dragonflies and butterflies before a major effort on our birdlife in the coming days.

 

[Indian Dan]

Them your pics? Terrific

 

[Abertawe]

Captain Scumbag looking swag in that last photo.

 

[Habbinalan]

Them your pics? Terrific

I think I've just gone from someone who likes taking photos to someone who's serious about taking good photos - unfortunately that means back to school on the basics of photograhy, which I've been winging up to now.

 

[Pagnell]

Mushrooms. The non-magic variety.

 

[Indian Dan]

Catching the Stones live at the Marquee on Sky Arts. Especially good after an afternoon of strawberry daiquiris with Peroni chasers.

Feel a bit pukey

 

[Habbinalan]

The 2.9km-long Ishavstunnelen (Arctic Ocean Tunnel) to the island of Vardø.

 

[slaphead]

clearing one's bowels completely.....AKA....having a damn fine shit!

I have recently been taking Tramadol for an injured knee, it's does the pain killing job splendidly, but the side effects fuck me up, the worst being constipation. So today, after seven dump free days, I have finally managed to unload and, though the relief was immense, it didn't come without its tribulations. After five minutes straining it was clear nothing was moving so solid and dry was blockage. Lubrication was clearly needed but the only thing near to hand was a tube of Lynx Peace shower gel, so a finger was liberally slathered and spread upon my tortured sphincter. The effect was dramatic and the relief instant as seven days of pasta and fibre finally voided itself, the the massive comfort of my intestines.....

...scuttles off to things we hate thread...

 

[mowgli]

I have recently been taking Tramadol for an injured knee, it's does the pain killing job splendidly, but the side effects fuck me up, the worst being constipation. So today, after seven dump free days, I have finally managed to unload and, though the relief was immense, it didn't come without its tribulations. After five minutes straining it was clear nothing was moving so solid and dry was blockage. Lubrication was clearly needed but the only thing near to hand was a tube of Lynx Peace shower gel, so a finger was liberally slathered and spread upon my tortured sphincter. The effect was dramatic and the relief instant as seven days of pasta and fibre finally voided itself, the the massive comfort of my intestines.....

...scuttles off to things we hate thread...

I'm on Tramadol as well, worst side effects for me when i first started taking them was lack of appetite and unable to sleep.

 

[Stevencc]

I have recently been taking Tramadol for an injured knee, it's does the pain killing job splendidly, but the side effects fuck me up, the worst being constipation. So today, after seven dump free days, I have finally managed to unload and, though the relief was immense, it didn't come without its tribulations. After five minutes straining it was clear nothing was moving so solid and dry was blockage. Lubrication was clearly needed but the only thing near to hand was a tube of Lynx Peace shower gel, so a finger was liberally slathered and spread upon my tortured sphincter. The effect was dramatic and the relief instant as seven days of pasta and fibre finally voided itself, the the massive comfort of my intestines.....

...scuttles off to things we hate thread...

They should use this for the next Lynx adverts.

 

[Leo]

I have recently been taking Tramadol for an injured knee, it's does the pain killing job splendidly, but the side effects fuck me up, the worst being constipation. So today, after seven dump free days, I have finally managed to unload and, though the relief was immense, it didn't come without its tribulations. After five minutes straining it was clear nothing was moving so solid and dry was blockage. Lubrication was clearly needed but the only thing near to hand was a tube of Lynx Peace shower gel, so a finger was liberally slathered and spread upon my tortured sphincter. The effect was dramatic and the relief instant as seven days of pasta and fibre finally voided itself, the the massive comfort of my intestines.....

...scuttles off to things we hate thread...

I only gave that a 'like' for the last line mate.

I honestly know how you must have been/are now feeling. I'll give a short version....Many years ago I came out of hospital also having not had a shit for seven days. They were more concerned with my waterworks & I was naive as to what hadn't happened bowelwise. Anyway...got home & tried a suppository....nup, drank orange juice....nup. Ended up getting a district nurse in who gave me an enema.....nup. The ultimatum was either her or me sticking a finger up and well, shoogling it about. I opted for self insertion.....and as you say, the relief was fantastic.

 

[mowgli]

Just found the scummy f*ckers across the road from me are moving out The fat bitch and her feral kids will not be missed,talking to my near neighbours we're gonna put a table and chairs out the front drinking beer and waving them off I look forward to some peace and quiet after 5 years of their crap.

 

[Habbinalan]

First new tatties from the garden. Maris Bard, I think. Now what to have with them? Salmon is current favourite.

 

[epic73]

Jack McBean

 

[Aber gas]

lordofthepies
I found this picture of professor Alice Roberts at Glastonbury and thought you'd like it.

 

[ThisTinpotLeague]

Just found the scummy f*ckers across the road from me are moving out The fat bitch and her feral kids will not be missed,talking to my near neighbours we're gonna put a table and chairs out the front drinking beer and waving them off I look forward to some peace and quiet after 5 years of their crap.

It really sounds like she will miss you as a neighbour

 

[mowgli]

It really sounds like she will miss you as a neighbour

Not one person in our road will miss them believe me they made our lives hell so why would we?

 

[SALTIRE]

We got rid of our hash-ridden neighbour down below us as he was moaning about floorboard noise so that's one of then sorted. Just need to see about the c*** upstairs now or ideally get a new house soon first.

 

[mowgli]

We got rid of our hash-ridden neighbour down below us as he was moaning about floorboard noise so that's one of then sorted. Just need to see about the c*** upstairs now or ideally get a new house soon first.

Nothing worse than bad neighbours that don't give you a minutes peace. With us it's just one family as everyone else gets along, roll on 2 weeks on Friday when the party will start waving the ****s off!

 

[Leo]

It really sounds like she will miss you as a neighbour

oh I don't know.....I have no doubt that wherever she and her tribe pitch up next her new neighbours will welcome them with the same form of goodwill she instilled in the street which is leaving.....

 

[Leo]

Nothing worse than bad neighbours that don't give you a minutes peace. With us it's just one family as everyone else gets along, roll on 2 weeks on Friday when the party will start waving the ****s off!

It will feel like a big weight has been removed from your shoulders Mowgs...........enjoy a new chapter in your life mate.

 

[SALTIRE]

Sally Gunnell in a cameo appearance on 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown the other night which made my heart and crotch go all aflutter.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Co-Codamol.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Co-Codamol.

I take it back. My body doesn't play nice with co-codamol anymore.

 

[mowgli]

I take it back. My body doesn't play nice with co-codamol anymore.

It did nothking for me so the doc put me on Tramadol which takes some getting used to but does the job.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

It did nothking for me so the doc put me on Tramadol which takes some getting used to but does the job.

When I say doesn't play nice I mean being lightheaded as fuck and having to lie down for 3 hours to stop myself from puking. I don't think Tramadol would help very much in that respect.

 

[JimJams]

Just have to hit the heroin then...