Things We Like

[Libertadores FC]

Diego Torres, my favourite Spanish singer just favourited my tweet. Day made. Speechless

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

Diego Torres, my favourite Spanish singer just favourited my tweet. Day made. Speechless

If only...

 

[Libertadores FC]

If only...

Fuck off

 

[SUTSS]

Half an hour until the end of the work day and not going back in until Thursday.

 

[Magic]

Half an hour until the end of the work day and not going back in until Thursday.

This although still got four hours to go...

 

[markpvfc]

Breakfasts on holiday.
Normal breakfast is a bowl of cereal.
On holiday it's a bowl of cereal, 2 rounds of toast, a full English, 2 cups of coffee and a glass of Orange juice.
Just got to go walk some of it off now.

 

[Aber gas]

Breakfasts on holiday.
Normal breakfast is a bowl of cereal.
On holiday it's a bowl of cereal, 2 rounds of toast, a full English, 2 cups of coffee and a glass of Orange juice.
Just got to go walk some of it off now.

And it's acceptable to drink before midday!

 

[JimJams]

Compulsory even.

 

[The Iron]

Scunny winning two games in a row. It's been a long while since that last happened

 

[sl1k]

Witnessing my little boy reach those milestones, beginning to construct full sentences now. The downside is he just won't shut up.

 

[SALTIRE]

Haydn or Handel to cheer you up and think all's well with the world.

 

[mistermagic]

Buying a new pair of running shoes.

 

[Pliny Harris]

There's a group of ultras named after former referee Hartmut Strampe who tour Germany cheering on whoever's reffing that particular game.

https://www.facebook.com/brigadehartmutstrampe

 

[sl1k]

I like how when Messi isn't tearing up defenses or ripping off the Spanish tax man, he's endorsing space scooters.

Just saw the advert a bit ago on one of the kiddie channels my son watches, fancy a go on it actually.

 

[silkyman]

Not to mention is range of keepy up bubbles with 'Messi socks'

 

[Stevencc]

Saltire's bought the lot.

I won't tell you what he uses the socks for.

 

[SALTIRE]

Saltire's bought the lot.

I won't tell you what he uses the socks for.

I follow Messi on Facebook, all he does is promote shit for his sponsors! Mind you he has a court case upcoming to win!

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

Overly crowded tube journeys when you're arse to arse with a hotty

 

[SALTIRE]

BBC4

 

[Aber gas]

BBC4

I'm watching a documentary about Phillip Larkin, don't get that on channel 5!

 

[ArmchairDiehard]

And it's acceptable to drink before midday!

Where abouts are you on holiday?

Edit: Ooops, quoted the wrong person

 

[The Paranoid Pineapple]

Just everything about this story - http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/13/woman-sues-11-year-old-nephew-hug-broke-wrist

Don't really understand how this isn't a spoof. The last line is particularly epic:

“I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate,” she reportedly said.

AMAZING

 

[SUTSS]

Just everything about this story - http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/13/woman-sues-11-year-old-nephew-hug-broke-wrist

Don't really understand how this isn't a spoof. The last line is particularly epic: AMAZING

“We have rules for children,” the lawyer continued. “He was not careful. He was unsafe.”

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/oct/13/woman-nephew-broken-wrist-hug-lawsuit-no-damages

 

[Cheese & Biscuits]

I don't want to judge her without all the facts but for the life of me I cannot see why an aunt would do this unless it was a big con to get some money and treat the whole family.

Isn't this thing quite common in America anyway? I'm not sure a case like this would ever make it to the courts over here.

Anyway, thanks for sharing, the satirical slant on it was quite amusing. That quote about her hors d'oeuvres was great!

 

[Pagnell]

She didn't deserve a penny, and it's good the court and jury made the right decision. I'm surprised the lawyer she employed didn't tell her to fuck off when she first presented her repulsive plan, it should never have seen a court room. I can't imagine it would have gotten as far in any other country.

If she is now shunned by the family she has no one to blame but herself.

Liking the comment on the Guardian page.

How long now before headline reads: "Crazed aunt, scorned and humiliated by jury, shoots nephew, aged twelve"

 

[The Iron]

This guy just wanted a bit of action.

http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/10/man...-his-girlfriend-wont-have-sex-with-him-64001/

 

[sl1k]

Amazing stuff.

 

[appletablepenny]

Amazing stuff.

Can't have that - lip balm is bloody awful stuff.

 

[sl1k]

Can't have that - lip balm is bloody awful stuff.

I just can't stand chapped lips mate. Plus with the carmex you get a weird cooling feeling on the lips that I inexplicably like.

 

[Red]

Strawberry lip balm is nice. I had some of it on a sandwich once. Not bad.