Things you are unlikely to hear next season

[HertsWolf]

Lee Hughes and Kevin Phillips admit they are heartened at the warm reception they have received since joining Wolves as joint-managers.

 

[Hurrikeen]

"I really enjoyed my trip to Boundary Park"

I'd imagine a lot of people will say that next season given our abysmal home record actually.

 

[HertsWolf]

FIFA executives have appointed a large number of low-paid migrant Bangladeshi lawyers to represent them in court in the US.

 

[4froale]

''and the award for poster of the year goes to..........................UTS''

 

[IanPVFC]

"It was really refreshing to see all those Vale fans politely wave us off as our coaches departed Vale Park today"

..any Crewe fan

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

"It was really refreshing to see all those Vale fans politely wave us off as our coaches departed Vale Park today"

..any Crewe fan

Any fan

 

[4froale]

"Wow I wish I was an Oldham fan. They are such an exciting club."

oh aye cos Bury are like fuckin Barcelona when it comes to excitement.

 

[Ovenbaked]

"Danny Rose has some great strength and very rarely goes down softley"

"Bury have made it to the 3rd round of the FA Cup"

 

[Bottega Don]

"UTS has pulled a girl"

 

[Chloe Frost]

"Pure class displayed by the Rangers fans today"

 

[4froale]

"Pure class displayed by the Rangers fans today"

''Celtic football club are officially nonce free''

 

[Chloe Frost]

"I wonder how much Matt Le Tissier charges as a personal appearance fee?"

 

[Hurrikeen]

"Adam Johnson isn't a fan of youth"

 

[Cereal Killer]

"I think we've already had too many headlines about England hosting the 2022 world cup following accusations at FIFA"

- Any sports editor.

 

[Hurrikeen]

"I stayed until the final whistle"

Blademan89

 

[Fedora Dale]

"Thank you for the Golden Boot Award" - Calvin Andrew.

 

[Big Bird]

"Swindon away Saturday, booked the hotel, might as well make a weekend of it"

 

[4froale]

"Swindon away Saturday, booked the hotel, might as well make a weekend of it"

Believe it or not I actually once did that, when we played you last game of the season. I ended up in liquid, it was shit.

 

[Dale4ever]

"UTS has pulled a girl"

It's that profile picture of his, has them queuing around the block.

 

[Big Bird]

Believe it or not I actually once did that, when we played you last game of the season. I ended up in liquid, it was shit.

Sounds about right.

 

[Braindead]

And the comment made so far most likely to come to come true?

The winner is UTS with the blindingly obvious

Bury have entered administration

 

[rudebwoyben]

"I'm never going to have the food at Kidderminster again, it's disgusting."

 

[rudebwoyben]

"That Francesco Becchetti really knows how to run a football club doesn't he? Leyton Orient are going to be a self-funded model of stability for many years to come because of his far-sighted chairmanship."

 

[The Hand of Dom]

"Hey, look! There's Nile Ranger!"

 

[Bartonyellow]

"Phil brown looks pale today"

 

[Bartonyellow]

"The girls all flock to drool over Tom Pope at vale park"

 

[Bartonyellow]

"Tuesday nights visit from burton should fill the away end at gillingham, they may also need the overflow section too to cope with demand"

 

[TrinidadsNumberOne]

Crewe win on opening day.

What an astute tactician Steve Davis is.

Crewe Alexandra setting the standard for recruitment.

Ollie Turton will play in the Premier League one day, outstanding talent.

Crewe with one of the best defensive records here.

Aren't Crewe such an entertaining side to watch.

Crewe sign experienced player.

Crewe sign player on a permanent contract who hasn't previously played for us before.

 

[HertsWolf]

"Katie Hopkins declined to comment"
"Sally Bercow declined to comment"
"Jules O'Dwyer and Matisse were memorable"
"Blackpool climb to second from bottom"
"In a rather remarkable turn of events, Her Majesty simply responded with "Oooooooooooohhhhhh okey-cokey! Oooooooooooooh okey cokey!""
"The Portsmouth Supporters Trust voted almost unanimously to sell the club to Mr Yeung."
"People were upset that a different Simon Cowell was used during the final, and viewers feel cheated"

 

[Habbinalan]

Headline: "Qatar Win Bid to Host Sepp Blatter's Leaving Do."