Things you are unlikely to hear next season

[The Reverend Skyblue]

Another 3 points for the skyblues after a home win against Crewe

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

"Mark Lawrenson had me in fucking stitches on Match of the Day tonight. He is one witty bastard".

 

[blade1889]

"And Karl Oyston is leading the Blackpool fans in celebratory chants in their open top bus parade having won the L1 title"

 

[Ovenbaked]

"Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink doesn't recieve enough praise."

 

[Hurrikeen]

"I've ran out of Maybelline"

Steve Evans

 

[bantamigo]

I'm glad I got through that game without Bradford City's new home kit making my eyes bleed.

 

[Cashis]

Armand Gnandulliet's having a good game

 

[JJ1532]

"I'm impressed, Steve Evans hasn't mentioned referee's once all season."

 

[redjed]

"UTS has pulled a girl"

Oh no ,HESHE!!!!

 

[rudebwoyben]

"Those Wealdstone fans are really pleased that Barnet have taken on the Hive and developed it and think it only fair that Barnet now have it, seeing that Wealdstone abandoned it mid-construction."

 

[infidel]

Blackpool are above Preston...

 

[Habbinalan]

Blackpool is above Preston...

Look on the map mate. Regularly heard by travelling fans or stag do's stuck on the M6

 

[blade1889]

I've really enjoyed the arguments about attendances this season

 

[B.F.C.]

Watching Barca vs. Juve ................. and remembering just how good the legendary Adrian Chiles actually was ....

 

[joethegill]

'Oh good, Mark Clemmit is reporting on our game today'

 

[Bartonyellow]

"Football focus is doing some good features on the football league this week"

 

[Bartonyellow]

"Looks like a good visiting contingent at home park tonight"

 

[Jack Synx]

What an amazing pitch Bradford have - ANYONE

 

[earwig]

I can't believe the space we've got around us, on this away terrace at Burton

 

[earwig]

It's not a problem getting the number of away fans in attendance from Burton Albion

 

[Bottega Don]

What an amazing pitch Bradford have - ANYONE

SYNXY IS BACK

 

[UTS]

What an amazing pitch Bradford have - ANYONE

Take that selfie down, it's a football forum not a dating site!

 

[Jack Synx]

Take that selfie down, it's a football forum not a dating site!

How this. fucking prick



At least I have a pic and no std

 

[Scumarmy.]

How this. fucking prick



At least I have a pic and no std

 

[Bottega Don]

How this. fucking prick



At least I have a pic and no std

You get him Synxy boy

 

[JJH]

How this. fucking prick



At least I have a pic and no std

Don't take shit from no-one Synxy - especially UTS!

 

[UTS]

How this. fucking prick



At least I have a pic and no std

Can you repeat that in English Jack?

Cheers for taking your selfie down

 

[hodge]

It's that profile picture of his, has them queuing around the block.

'Confident and good looking and they'll be all over you'

 

[hodge]

I really want to hear more of Karl Robinson's thoughts on teams budgets for this season

 

[Hurrikeen]

"And that's a hat trick for Calvin Andrew"