Top 50 1FF Posters

[JJH]

40th place (13 points):

TAFKAMH - 2 lists (9+4)

I hope TAFKAMH posted under a different guise on TFF or this is going to look ridiculous. TAFKAMH supports Bristol City and has contributed all 10 posts to the League 1 forum on 1FF.​

Was definitely one of the better City posters on TFF - not sure why he doesn't post anymore, but he did used to crack me up.

 

[JJH]

Joint 34th place (17 points):

shoddycollins - 3 lists (10+6+1)

SC becomes the 5th person to fall from my list, a Carlisle United supporter who has given so much to the 1FF community already, examples include creating the Tinpot thread (joint favourite thread on 1FF) and his post in the League 2 thread ranking clubs in size order, I was in tears when I saw that for the first time. A daily contributor to the League 2 forum who is clued up on all subject matter within the forum, SC is imo a worthy candidate for the Top 50.

SF_ - 2 lists (9+8)

SF is one of many Preston North End supporters on here who posted thousands of times on TFF, he contributes to the League 1 forum, GC and within the International Football forums as well. Whilst I don't see many of SF_'s posts, those I do see are blunt, but ultimately humorous. 2 others obviously enjoy what he posts as well.​

Had to vote for SF_ - he's a sarcy bastard but he's humorous

 

[Richard Cranium]

Just to clarify, JakeTheStag was an immature little bastard.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Just to clarify, JakeTheStag was an immature little bastard.

Where as Richard Cranium is just a dickhead.

 

[Cas]

Everyone from here on in is either a regular user on 1FF or was on TFF.

Joint 37th place (14 points):

Relentless - 2 lists (10+4)

A Chelsea supporter with a love for Wrestling and in the avatar's case Bo Dallas. I've always enjoyed Relentless' posts, those on Chelsea, wrestling, computer games and brief chats we've had within the Shoutbox. Somebody who like MM was an active poster on TFF for several years.
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Relentless topped my list. A cracking lad with excellent taste in games. We often Skype. Well, I say hello and he's like "Buy this Japanese PS4/Vita game dickhead." Changed a bit since he started to stream games though. Big head.

 

[shoddycollins]

Joint 34th place (17 points):

shoddycollins - 3 lists (10+6+1)

SC becomes the 5th person to fall from my list, a Carlisle United supporter who has given so much to the 1FF community already, examples include creating the Tinpot thread (joint favourite thread on 1FF) and his post in the League 2 thread ranking clubs in size order, I was in tears when I saw that for the first time. A daily contributor to the League 2 forum who is clued up on all subject matter within the forum, SC is imo a worthy candidate for the Top 50.

SF_ - 2 lists (9+8)

SF is one of many Preston North End supporters on here who posted thousands of times on TFF, he contributes to the League 1 forum, GC and within the International Football forums as well. Whilst I don't see many of SF_'s posts, those I do see are blunt, but ultimately humorous. 2 others obviously enjoy what he posts as well.​

Didn't even know this was a thing until I got this alert.

My main achievement to date (besides the tinpot thread, which is really a shared achievement I happened to start) is that I got the Hartlepool fans back on the forum, and they have, well they've certainly livened up the L2 forums a little bit.

 

[Murphy]

Shoddy was top of my list, contributions to the L2 relegation thread have been golden.

 

[Relentless]

The fuck voted for me?

 

[Dziga Vertov]

RIP Pagnell.

 

[mase]

The internet is serious business.

 

[merseyboyred]

Wasn't expecting to be on here considering I don't post near as much as used to. Cheers guys.

Fucks sake, MBR came top of my list. He doesn't post as much anymore but he's a fucking great poster when he does!

We need a love smilie.

Better than most of my real life Liverpool supporting mates too.

I totally get why we're not that liked, most of mine are twats.

 

[Libertadores FC]

Maybe theres still hope

 

[Aaron-Bcfc]

Pagnell posting at quarter past 11, and on a school night to boot? now I know it isn't really him.

It's the Easter Holidays mate!

 

[Pagnell]

It's the Easter Holidays mate!

Oh dear.

 

[Aaron-Bcfc]

Oh dear.

Didn't intend for that to come across as a dig at you if it did, was only joking

 

[Hooped Wizard]

Did I win this?

 

[Destruction]

Well somebody said something.

 

[IanH]

Pagnell is an enigma and, as Son of Cod would say, he's certainly has a brand.

The problem I've always had with him is that he comes across as condescending, hypocritical and a bore and on TFF it was almost impossible to find a thread without his drivel plastered all over it.

Start a thread about holidays - he goes on holidays to Devon, and going abroad is a waste of money and the sun is shit anyway.

Start a thread on Top Gear - he feels it's the worst series to date and they should have stopped six years ago and if you find it entertaining you're a moron, but he still watches it every week.

Start a thread about fashion - he insults what everyone buys / wears, especially if they happened to spend more than £5 on it.

Start a thread on rating the board's members - he insinuates how pathetic and desperate it all is, yet probably (clique aside) has posted more than anyone in the thread.

The mystifying thing though, is that I still want to like him. I honestly just think he's addicted and needs help.

 

[Aberstone]

33rd place (18 points):

Captain Scumbag - 2 lists (9+9)

Can't offer too much insight into Captain Scumbag as it's seldom rare I see one of his posts, whether that be on TFF or here on 1FF. What do I know, well according to his profile he's a supporter of the 'Apostrophe Protection Society', is articulate whenever he posts and always puts his point across well. Looking at previous posts made on here, Captain Scumbag contributes to the PL forum, Music and Wrestling forums. Ask me which football club he supports and I'd be a deer in the headlights...​

 

[Renegade]

A former Best General Poster, I do believe. Much too low.

Again, can't really complain when I didn't vote, but I'll give it a go anyway.

 

[This Charming Mike]

First of my nominees to drop. His posts are always articulate and interesting and more often than not I find myself agreeing with his opinions, particularly when it comes to wrasslin'. Certainly one of 1FF's best and most intelligent members and, dare I say it, deserves to be higher in this list.

 

[Destruction]

My favourite Captain after Birdseye.

If I'd been active in the last few weeks and realised we were doing this vote, Scum would have made my list for sure.

 

[Leewilson]

Shit, Scumbag slipped my mind. Definitely should have been top 20 in this at least. Excellent poster.

 

[Scumarmy.]

If I'd been active in the last few weeks and realised we were doing this vote, Scum would have made my list for sure.

Cheers mate.

 

[Spirederman]

Cheers mate.

He said Scum, not Cum.

 

[Scumarmy.]

He said Scum, not Cum.

You used to be cool.

 

[Spirederman]

Apologies in advance Cummy.

 

[Spirederman]

You used to be cool.

Only joking Scummy. Mates right??

 

[Techno Natch]

I voted for Pagnall. I like his dryness and don't really take him that seriously, plus I've always found him more than helpful in the tech threads.

 

[GodsGift]

I voted for Pagnall. I like his dryness and don't really take him that seriously, plus I've always found him more than helpful in the tech threads.

You like him so much you can't even spell his name.