Top 50 1FF Posters

[Techno Natch]

He was bottom of my list to be fair!

 

[IanH]

I voted for Pagnall. I like his dryness and don't really take him that seriously, plus I've always found him more than helpful in the tech threads.

That's why I want to like him. When he's not being the things I mentioned above, his dryness is funny, and he's clearly an intelligent and useful guy. It's things like making 40,000 posts on a forum yet declaring he would never add anyone he doesn't know in real life to his facebook / ever meet with anyone, as if they're going to try to fucking groom him, that rankles with me.

 

[BlueBee]

Me and Pagnell are friends on Facebook.

 

[IanH]

Like I said, he's a hypocrite.

 

[Destruction]

I can imagine Pags insisting if I was to meet him it would have to be in a coffee shop (but not a Starbucks), and then telling me I needed to wait a full five minutes before leaving so he could be sure I'm wasn't trying to follow him home. Which I absolutely would try to do.

Nailed on there would be a Citroen Picasso on the driveway, next to the immaculately cut front lawn. Striped of course.

 

[Steady]

I can imagine Pags insisting if I was to meet him it would have to be in a coffee shop (but not a Starbucks), and then telling me I needed to wait a full five minutes before leaving so he could be sure I'm wasn't trying to follow him home. Which I absolutely would try to do.

Nailed on there would be a Citroen Picasso on the driveway, next to the immaculately cut front lawn. Striped of course.

Surrounding the lawn would of course be a fence, but the fence is quite worn down, almost as if it's been sat on for a good many years.

 

[Alty]

Scummers was in my list. Great bloke. Likeable Tory. I see him as 1FF's answer to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

He's good on the films too. But Rocky IV is still the worst one.

 

[Veggie Legs]

I knew I'd forget someone important, looks like Captain Scumbag was that person. Definitely should have been on my list.

 

[Posh Hammer]

Ive just realised I missed someone off that I really should have included! They haven't come out yet, so I hope someone else voted for them.

 

[Aberstone]

Joint 31st place (21 points):

GodsGift - 3 lists (10+6+5)

GodsGift supports Lincoln City and Newcastle United, who did you annoy in a previous life? A former moderator on TFF, GG can be seen posting within the non-league forum, the international football forums... to be honest I see GG posting in just about every forum on 1FF. Like the majority of Lincoln supporters here, I respect his opinion and he isn't afraid to get involved in a good old fashioned debate.

Jockney - 3 lists (9+9+3)

Jockney supports Millwall and as such can be seen within the Championship forum. Another poster similar to Captain Scumbag, someone I don't come across often on 1FF but whose posts I find to be well written and articulate when I do, he also posts in a large array of sub-forums within 1FF. I should conclude by saying that Jockney was a long standing and respected member of TFF community and continues to remain so with the transition over to 1FF.
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[Spirederman]

I keep expecting to see my name crop up. If people did indeed vote for me, then to be inside the top 30 posters on here would be a great honour.

 

[Leewilson]

Well I am shocked there. I thought Godsgift would honestly be top 10. He got my number 1. Best football poster on here in my opinion. Knowledgeable and to the point, even if he does disagree with me on some occasions. Still, I didn't back Man City to win the league so......

 

[Spirederman]

Well I am shocked there. I thought Godsgift would honestly be top 10. He got my number 1. Best football poster on here in my opinion. Knowledgeable and to the point, even if he does disagree with me on some occasions. Still, I didn't back Man City to win the league so......

I expected GG to finish much higher than that. Didn't vote for him myself, but I agree with you Lee. The best contributor on here regarding matters of Football. If this was a list based on just that, he would have undoubtedly topped my list, even though I engage very little with him, if at all. I enjoy reading his insightful and intelligent posts though, and really should have place higher than he has.

 

[Leewilson]

I expected GG to finish much higher than that. Didn't vote for him myself, but I agree with you Lee. The best contributor on here regarding matters of Football. If this was a list based on just that, he would have undoubtedly topped my list, even though I engage very little with him, if at all. I enjoy reading his insightful and intelligent posts though, and really should have place higher than he has.

Just remember though, this is only our opinion. I mean, the former TFF public voted me TFF's Most Football Knowledge 3 times in a row so what do we know eh.

 

[Cardsfan]

Just remember though, this is only our opinion. I mean, the former TFF public voted me TFF's Most Football Knowledge 3 times in a row so what do we know eh.

That most people just look to see who won last year when voting

 

[Leewilson]

That most people just look to see who won last year when voting

*Flaccidpenis gif*

 

[Spirederman]

 

[Alty]

GodsGift made my list. Just an all round decent poster.

 

[Captain Scumbag]

Scummers was in my list. Great bloke. Likeable Tory. I see him as 1FF's answer to Jacob Rees-Mogg. He's good on the films too. But Rocky IV is still the worst one.

Had to ruin it, didn't you?

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant (as Jacob would no doubt say).

 

[smat]

Can I please just say that I love and adore Jockney? Thanks.

 

[Skinner]

Both Jockers and GG made my list

 

[Aberstone]

30th place (22 points):

The Paranoid Pineapple - 4 lists (7+7+5+3)

The other Kingstonian supporter on 1FF also makes this Top 50. The Paranoid Pineapple also becomes the first user on this list to be included on 4 lists and is the 6th person on my list to fall. A former moderator on TFF, PP can be seen posting within the Non-League forum and in General Chat, specifically the Politics section (where he's one of the more active posters) and in the 1FFACAS thread. Another articulate poster who is well reasoned with his posts and a Harveys lover to boot, I personally think he's deserving of a place in this Top 50.​

 

[Stevencc]

Both Jockers and GG made my list

By making a list in the first place you have joined the popularity clique. I'm so disappointed in you. I thought you were a part of the solution, not the problem.

 

[Posh Hammer]

There is absolutely no way I made the top 30 so fuck you all!!!! Thought I would get at least one point!

 

[Scumarmy.]

There is absolutely no way I made the top 30 so fuck you all!!!! Thought I would get at least one point!

I voted for you.

 

[TomPNE94]

As did I

 

[Posh Hammer]

As did I

I voted for you.

Good job you were both in my top 10 too! League One Clique all the way! I'll be so disappointed if either of you got promoted.

 

[JaseTheVillain]

Seeing as I haven't appeared at this point, no way I'm appearing now. Screw you all. Though I can't say anything, as I didn't do a list myself.

 

[Craig]

 

[Posh Hammer]

That made me horny.