Tower in Dubai on fire

[lordofthepies]

I'm sure I saw ob the news one set on fire the other night

Have you ever considered reading a thread before replying to it?

 

[allouso]

why did you higher ups delete several posts from this thread? stop trying to censor us you mugs.

or a least do it properly and don't leave them quoted in other posts, amateurs.

Not as efficient as the old tff moderating team eh

 

[blade1889]

@mods

This is the thread you're after mate

http://onefootballforum.co.uk/index...go-to-the-doctors-medical-advice-thread.9208/

 

[TomPNE94]

@mods

Hello Mr Knockavelli,

I'm afraid I don't know what has happened with the deleted posts and after a quick perusal of the mod section, nothing is in there, I'll have a look around for you and get back to you.

I have however deleted your dick pic as it made me feel physically sick. You should probably get that checked out.

Kind regards,

Tom

 

[UTS]

Posting pictures of Tom's penis is an invasion of his privacy Martino

 

[Gilly?]

Jet fuel can't melt ste... Sorry, wrong one.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Hello Mr Knockavelli,

I'm afraid I don't know what has happened with the deleted posts and after a quick perusal of the mod section, nothing is in there, I'll have a look around for you and get back to you.

I have however deleted your dick pic as it made me feel physically sick. You should probably get that checked out.

Kind regards,

Tom

thanks

 

[TomPNE94]

thanks

Hi there,

Further to the previous, none of the "modmins" have any knowledge of any deleted posts and having checked the moderator actions section of this thread, all that is there is my deletion of your dick pic and editing of blade's post to remove said picture from the quote.

I do not wish to cast any aspersions over your character but I have a few suspicions about what may have happened to the posts in question, I hope to God I am wrong though.

Happy New Year, Martino.

Kind Regards,

Thomas
Moderator

 

[blade1889]

Does Bottega Don still have privileges? He was saying how much he hates Marty in the shoutbox the other night, wouldn't surprise me. The little nippert, keeps altering my sheep answers so I do badly too.

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Hi there,

Further to the previous, none of the "modmins" have any knowledge of any deleted posts and having checked the moderator actions section of this thread, all that is there is my deletion of your dick pic and editing of blade's post to remove said picture from the quote.

I do not wish to cast any aspersions over your character but I have a few suspicions about what may have happened to the posts in question, I hope to God I am wrong though.

Happy New Year, Martino.

Kind Regards,

Thomas
Moderator

Thomas,

Thanks for your reply. Obviously you are by many magnitudes more qualified than I to speak to the inner workings of the TFF forum. However, I would draw your attention to post #51 of this thread, in which can be found a quoted version of one of my posts which no longer appears elsewhere. This seems to me to provide incontrovertible evidence that some form of censorship has occurred hereabouts.

As for your suspicious, few in number they may be, but I am not sure to what you refer, and it worries me. It worries me a great deal. I like you, Tom, but I would advise you to choose the words of your next response very carefully indeed, because a misstep on your part now could result in consequences so dire as to be incomprehensible to mortal minds.

yours with all regards,

Cissie 'Matt' Colpitts

 

[Stevencc]

 

[TomPNE94]

shit I'm in over my head here

 

[TomPNE94]

Thomas,

Thanks for your reply. Obviously you are by many magnitudes more qualified than I to speak to the inner workings of the TFF forum. However, I would draw your attention to post #51 of this thread, in which can be found a quoted version of one of my posts which no longer appears elsewhere. This seems to me to provide incontrovertible evidence that some form of censorship has occurred hereabouts.

As for your suspicious, few in number they may be, but I am not sure to what you refer, and it worries me. It worries me a great deal. I like you, Tom, but I would advise you to choose the words of your next response very carefully indeed, because a misstep on your part now could result in consequences so dire as to be incomprehensible to mortal minds.

yours with all regards,

Cissie 'Matt' Colpitts

Cissie,

Not all of the "modmins" have responded to my FOI request in the Staff Room, so do not lose hope. The mystery may yet be easily solved.

My "suspicious" are that there seems to be a worrying trend of vilification and hatred forming in the darker corners of the forum towards the staff who moderate this forum. I worry, maybe unfoundedly, that this is a ploy of a certain group of individuals, in which you seem to have become involved with, to make the staff look like the vile dictators that plagued the old forum. This isn't the case. We have the best interest of ALL posters at heart.

I apologise unreservedly if this turns out to be a complete misunderstanding.

Yours in modness,

Thomas

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

Thomas,

Thankyou for your reply, which I find to be as courteous as it is prompt. Hopefully we can find some clarity as it pertains to this vexatious matter and that a peaceful solution satisfying to all parties shall be reached in good time.

Regarding your "suspicious" [sic]: I too have observed a growing momentum amongst certain seditious elements here on 1FF. Seditious elements that some suggest may have brought the TFF empire to its knees. And it is true also, I admit, that on occasion I have sallied from the cyber halls of these would be Cato Street-ists.

However.

In accordance with my new year resolutions I will be spending a lot less time on 1FF from now on. In fact I'll probably only be posting at work actually.

So you have no cause for concern on that particular issue from this corner.

I simply wish to know the fate my missing posts, and as you say, the issue is still being investigated.

all my wishes,

Claude 'Nicolas' Ledoux

 

[TomPNE94]

 

[Bottega Don]

Does Bottega Don still have privileges? He was saying how much he hates Marty in the shoutbox the other night, wouldn't surprise me. The little shit, keeps altering my sheep answers so I do badly too.

If I still had mod powers I think I'd go after the more important members first.

 

[blade1889]

If I still had mod powers I think I'd go after the more important members first.

Cant believe you don't think Marty is an important member. You really don't like him do you!?

 

[Saddlerrad]

I'm fairly sure I removed the posts, can't quite remember what they said - but they were off topic and taking the piss out of Posh Hammer and the fact he had opened this thread in the first place. Just #bantz I'm sure, but it wasn't required in this thread.

Forum Police
Over & Out.

 

[Ebeneezer Goode]

so its your fault we'll never know what was in the fridge

 

[G.B]

I'm fairly sure I removed the posts, can't quite remember what they said - but they were off topic and taking the piss out of Posh Hammer and the fact he had opened this thread in the first place. Just #bantz I'm sure, but it wasn't required in this thread.

Forum Police
Over & Out.

go have a look, you can still see them since you did such a poor job of it

 

[Martino Knockavelli]

I'm fairly sure I removed the posts, can't quite remember what they said - but they were off topic and taking the piss out of Posh Hammer and the fact he had opened this thread in the first place. Just #bantz I'm sure, but it wasn't required in this thread.

Forum Police
Over & Out.

you are a fucking prat

 

[Stevencc]

 

[Saddlerrad]

go have a look, you can still see them since you did such a poor job of it

They aren't anywhere so they must have gone permanently.

you are a fucking prat

That was unusually short for you Marty.

 

[blade1889]

That was unusually short for you Marty.

I do believe he meant you irredeemably licentious menace and revolting grudge-festering mediocrity-afflicted neophyte with glacially slow cognitive faculties.

But the effect is the same.

 

[G.B]

they're quoted in post 51 and 52. cregs post is gone 'cause nobody quoted it.

 

[Saddlerrad]

they're quoted in post 51 and 52. cregs post is gone 'cause nobody quoted it.

Ah yeah, see what you mean. Everyone can see what was in the fridge after all! Sorry if it offended anyone taking them down, but they weren't necessary nor helping the thread in what could be perceived as a 'serious situation'. If I was someone involved or nearby and all someone could do was take the piss/try and bait me, I wouldn't like it either. All for that kind of stuff in less 'serious' threads.

 

[Craig]

Erased forever, as if it never happened, like a beautiful dream you can't remember. More annoyingly the two likes I received for it.

 

[Etty Abrics]

Erased forever, as if it never happened, like a beautiful dream you can't remember. More annoyingly the two likes I received for it.

I also lost several likes in this regrettable affair, at least two, maybe three. If anyone remembers liking the hilarious and witty barb I made besmirching Posh Hammer's character, you can drop one here instead. If not I'll have to poke fun at Pagnell in the Premier League forum for cheap likes, that makes me feel dirty.

 

[Stevencc]

Happy to be of service, lads.