Stickied Transfer Rumours 2024/25

[Who Needs Mourinho]

Apparently Cardwell isn’t happening anymore so looking like another game without anyone to lead the line.

 

[Prodigal]

Apparently Cardwell isn’t happening anymore so looking like another game without anyone to lead the line.

Delighted to hear it, he certainly isnt prolific but makes a huge difference to our team. Excellent news.

 

[Shrimpurh]

We are close to adding 1 or 2. It's needed we need some legs in the midfield massively who could've predicted that after our summer ???

 

[Wooderson]

We are close to adding 1 or 2. It's needed we need some legs in the midfield massively who could've predicted that after our summer ???

Have any of your summer signings looked decent at all?

 

[Shrimpurh]

Have any of your summer signings looked decent at all?

The GK is good by far our best bit of business
Jack Bridge has looked good especially against Wrexham.
Murphy and Dalby are okay. Murphy will definitely score goals.

Coulson - shite must be the slowest player in the league
Dunne - shite
Ogogo - injured
Atkinson - only played Tuesday but he looked about 20 seconds behind everyone else so.. shite.

 

[DarkSithLord]

The GK is good by far our best bit of business
Jack Bridge has looked good especially against Wrexham.
Murphy and Dalby are okay. Murphy will definitely score goals.

Coulson - shite must be the slowest player in the league
Dunne - shite
Ogogo - injured
Atkinson - only played Tuesday but he looked about 20 seconds behind everyone else so.. shite.

Did warn you about Atkinson

 

[#Beebot]

Dunne - shite

You could have avoided this if Phil Brown had actually watched him at any point over the last 18 months

 

[John Still]

Did warn you about Atkinson

They were warned about all of their signings except Murphy, Brown out by Halloween is Brown out before October.

 

[Wooderson]

They were warned about all of their signings except Murphy, Brown out by Halloween is Brown out before October.

Thought Ogogo might have been decent. Sounds crocked though.

In other news, sounds like Stockport have signed Cardwell?

 

[John Still]

Thought Ogogo might have been decent. Sounds crocked though.

In other news, sounds like Stockport have signed Cardwell?

Ogogo has been injured lots the last few years, getting on a bit now his game is 75% energy can’t keep that up at his age.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

The biggest will they won’t they romcom of the summer involving the handsome lead Harry Cardwell is back in all local cinemas.

Should finally have a targetman in over the next few days.

 

[OneDecentLester]

Rumours are Hayden Hollis has had a little set back in his return to injury so that’s probably why we’re looking at this lad. General feeling at SWFC seems to be that they think he’s ready to at least challenge for their first XI so on paper looks positive..

https://twitter.com/x/status/1438556731521503233

 

[Wooderson]

Rumours are Hayden Hollis has had a little set back in his return to injury so that’s probably why we’re looking at this lad. General feeling at SWFC seems to be that they think he’s ready to at least challenge for their first XI so on paper looks positive..

https://twitter.com/x/status/1438556731521503233

We’ve heard that about five times before and they always turned out to be pap. I think the only loan signings of ours in recent years who lived up to the billing were Jack Grealish and Callum McGregor

 

[Stocky]

Going through our weekly dilemna of if we can be arsed signing Cardwell.

Depends how much longer Quigley is out for to be honest.

 

[OneDecentLester]

We’ve heard that about five times before and they always turned out to be pap. I think the only loan signings of ours in recent years who lived up to the billing were Jack Grealish and Callum McGregor

Tbf we’ve had some good young centre back loanees over the years… ones that spring to mind are Liam Cooper who we then made permanent, Georg Margreitter and Sid Nelson! If this turns out to be true then hoping for another!

 

[GTFCfish]

If Cardwell is the answer for Stockport then fuck knows what the question is.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

If Cardwell is the answer for Stockport then fuck knows what the question is.

We’ve already been through this.

 

[Fedora Dale]

If Cardwell is the answer for Stockport then fuck knows what the question is.

Something to do with 19th Century reforms to the British Army??

 

[Stocky]

Harry Cardwell transfer saga
Status: Transfer currently OFF

Jim White losing his head on SSN

 

[Prodigal]

Harry Cardwell transfer saga
Status: Transfer currently OFF

Jim White losing his head on SSN

More ins and outs than the bloody hokey cokey,

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

More ins and outs than the bloody hokey cokey,

You tried to sell us an injured player you scoundrels.

 

[Prodigal]

Well he wasnt injured last Saturday., with a bit of luck Quigley will recover as quickly as Cardwell and we can then get on with our season, oh by the way if you want you could send Elliot Newby back on loan.

 

[Who Needs Mourinho]

Well he wasnt injured last Saturday., with a bit of luck Quigley will recover as quickly as Cardwell and we can then get on with our season, oh by the way if you want you could send Elliot Newby back on loan.

An ITK on our board reckons he’s now out for 4-6 weeks.

 

[Prodigal]

An ITK on our board reckons he’s now out for 4-6 weeks.

Doesn't surprise me, it was always said when we first got him that if we got 20 games a season out of him that was the best that could be hoped for. He is just very good at our level in those 20 games.

 

[Shrimpurh]

Josh Wright training with us. Will Phil Brown just fuck off now he doesn't have a clue.

 

[Shrimper92]

He's a fucking twat

 

[Shrimpurh]

He's a fucking twat

The two transfer targets we are talking to are Ricky Holmes and Shaq Coulthirst We are fucked.

correction. Coulthirst is training with us with Wright. The second striker is a lad from Sunderland who was on loan at Torquay last season

 

[Shrimper92]

The two transfer targets we are talking to are Ricky Holmes and Shaq Coulthirst We are fucked.

correction. Coulthirst is training with us with Wright. The second striker is a lad from Sunderland who was on loan at Torquay last season

You're joking?

Fucking hell

 

[Soup Ladle]

Kimpioka is the lad from Sunderland. He's shite and a bit of a dickhead as well.

 

[#Beebot]

The two transfer targets we are talking to are Ricky Holmes and Shaq Coulthirst We are fucked.

correction. Coulthirst is training with us with Wright. The second striker is a lad from Sunderland who was on loan at Torquay last season

Shaq is a great player when fit but he's rarely fit.

I can't believe you are still bothering with Holmes. The guys had a chronic back problem for over a decade.