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It's not often we get a visitation by a global brand such as yours. The last time was when Cardiff 888 Lucky Malaysian Your Company Name Here Redbirds were ejected from the anus of the Premier League without so much as a popping of a champagne cork. They, of course, went straight back up. As did Wigan Athletic who never did brand their pier, their owner or the deliciously tasty Musketeer Andy "Legend in a Croissant" Delort.
Fulham and Wolves too: straight back into the PL. Lemon squeezy. Piece of piss. Everybody does it now.
The Guardian suggests that "Hull have a manageable wage bill staffed with players who could perform well at the lower level, without being so good they are likely to be lured away in a hurry. But these are still wary times for a club that is for all its ambition – and relegation is undoubtedly a blow to the global marketing plan – a minor power, reliant on soft loans from its quixotic tycoon owner". Indeed, we understand that such is the interest, Southwest Trains are considering introducing a direct train from Hull to Bournemouth to allow easy promotion communication tips between quixotic tycoons. It will stop in Eastleigh, too.
So welcome, chaps. Having a global brand among us is a rare honour now that Blackpool are still on the downward cycle of their bungee jump and have disappeared into League 1 to battle it out with Fleetwood and Wigan, long-standing rivals to the title of League 1 Titans.
Oh...and FFP? Nah. Don't worry. Just lash out £60, £70, £80, £200 million on a motley collection of former Stoke City players and a bit of musty old poo from QPR. No-one round here bothers much about fines, or justice or stuff like that. Leave propriety, morals and ethics at the door and fucking come on in, me old muckers!
Smile, Steve. If you'd only scored a couple more goals in recent weeks, you'd have still been in The Shire and it'd be the Villa heading down to Mordor.
Fulham and Wolves too: straight back into the PL. Lemon squeezy. Piece of piss. Everybody does it now.
The Guardian suggests that "Hull have a manageable wage bill staffed with players who could perform well at the lower level, without being so good they are likely to be lured away in a hurry. But these are still wary times for a club that is for all its ambition – and relegation is undoubtedly a blow to the global marketing plan – a minor power, reliant on soft loans from its quixotic tycoon owner". Indeed, we understand that such is the interest, Southwest Trains are considering introducing a direct train from Hull to Bournemouth to allow easy promotion communication tips between quixotic tycoons. It will stop in Eastleigh, too.
So welcome, chaps. Having a global brand among us is a rare honour now that Blackpool are still on the downward cycle of their bungee jump and have disappeared into League 1 to battle it out with Fleetwood and Wigan, long-standing rivals to the title of League 1 Titans.
Oh...and FFP? Nah. Don't worry. Just lash out £60, £70, £80, £200 million on a motley collection of former Stoke City players and a bit of musty old poo from QPR. No-one round here bothers much about fines, or justice or stuff like that. Leave propriety, morals and ethics at the door and fucking come on in, me old muckers!
Smile, Steve. If you'd only scored a couple more goals in recent weeks, you'd have still been in The Shire and it'd be the Villa heading down to Mordor.
