worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Scunthorpe game (P4 W2 D2) is dreamy Dean Whitestone, 42, from Northampton. Works for the filth out of Kentish Town nick in North London, where he tortures the dreadful local hipster population to death with his massive truncheon. FL ref since 2006, and is definitely one of the better ones I've seen; very fit, reads the game well & is quite fair. Recently became a dad, so is well used to hysterical crying & uncontrollable shitting, which is just as well because when Scunny score their 3rd after 20 minutes the Cumflow End will erupt with uncontrollably crying, hysterically shitting Wombles.
Reffed Wombles 6 times (W3 D2 L1); 2-2 draw with Stevenage in the Paint in '11 (3Y); 0-0 draw with Scunny in '11 (3Y); annual 3-1 away win over Southend in '13 (4Y); 3-1 loss to scum in League Cup in '14 (5Y); 2-0 win v Newport in '15 (2Y 1R) & the 2-1 win v Creepy in August '15 (4Y). Reffed Scunny 10 times (W4 D2 L4; 25Y & 2R), most recently the 2-2 away draw with Colchester in Aug '15. Hates the scum. Detests them like all Cobblers do. Hates them. In 39 games last season he gave 119 Y & 2 R - very low.
AnagramWatch; Dean Whitestone = Hone A Swedish Tit. Ween Noshed A Tit. We Shit On A Teen.
KettleWatch; Having spent all summer writing the screenplay for 'Trevor Kettle; The Musical', I can exclusively reveal that the word referee comes from the French word 'Refe' which means 'fat, blind prick whose father was an oompa loompa & whose mother sucked off goblins', which by a breathtaking coincidence is exactly what Our Trevor is. No match for him yet, but the Premiership has just started, so he'll be back in action soon.
Reffed Wombles 6 times (W3 D2 L1); 2-2 draw with Stevenage in the Paint in '11 (3Y); 0-0 draw with Scunny in '11 (3Y); annual 3-1 away win over Southend in '13 (4Y); 3-1 loss to scum in League Cup in '14 (5Y); 2-0 win v Newport in '15 (2Y 1R) & the 2-1 win v Creepy in August '15 (4Y). Reffed Scunny 10 times (W4 D2 L4; 25Y & 2R), most recently the 2-2 away draw with Colchester in Aug '15. Hates the scum. Detests them like all Cobblers do. Hates them. In 39 games last season he gave 119 Y & 2 R - very low.
AnagramWatch; Dean Whitestone = Hone A Swedish Tit. Ween Noshed A Tit. We Shit On A Teen.
KettleWatch; Having spent all summer writing the screenplay for 'Trevor Kettle; The Musical', I can exclusively reveal that the word referee comes from the French word 'Refe' which means 'fat, blind prick whose father was an oompa loompa & whose mother sucked off goblins', which by a breathtaking coincidence is exactly what Our Trevor is. No match for him yet, but the Premiership has just started, so he'll be back in action soon.