Wombles v Scunthorpe - Tuesday.

[worried womble]

RefWatch; Ref for Scunthorpe game (P4 W2 D2) is dreamy Dean Whitestone, 42, from Northampton. Works for the filth out of Kentish Town nick in North London, where he tortures the dreadful local hipster population to death with his massive truncheon. FL ref since 2006, and is definitely one of the better ones I've seen; very fit, reads the game well & is quite fair. Recently became a dad, so is well used to hysterical crying & uncontrollable shitting, which is just as well because when Scunny score their 3rd after 20 minutes the Cumflow End will erupt with uncontrollably crying, hysterically shitting Wombles.

Reffed Wombles 6 times (W3 D2 L1); 2-2 draw with Stevenage in the Paint in '11 (3Y); 0-0 draw with Scunny in '11 (3Y); annual 3-1 away win over Southend in '13 (4Y); 3-1 loss to scum in League Cup in '14 (5Y); 2-0 win v Newport in '15 (2Y 1R) & the 2-1 win v Creepy in August '15 (4Y). Reffed Scunny 10 times (W4 D2 L4; 25Y & 2R), most recently the 2-2 away draw with Colchester in Aug '15. Hates the scum. Detests them like all Cobblers do. Hates them. In 39 games last season he gave 119 Y & 2 R - very low.

AnagramWatch; Dean Whitestone = Hone A Swedish Tit. Ween Noshed A Tit. We Shit On A Teen.
KettleWatch; Having spent all summer writing the screenplay for 'Trevor Kettle; The Musical', I can exclusively reveal that the word referee comes from the French word 'Refe' which means 'fat, blind prick whose father was an oompa loompa & whose mother sucked off goblins', which by a breathtaking coincidence is exactly what Our Trevor is. No match for him yet, but the Premiership has just started, so he'll be back in action soon.

 

[Bottega Don]

We're doing our first ever beamback for this game so I will be watching that at our ground.

If we start with 4-4-2 like we should, we can win this. We haven't beaten AFC Wimbledon yet in 4 games, lets hope this is the time for change.

 

[Wombling Kiwi]

Wimbledon to win this one 2-1.

 

[JJH]

Mandatory Van Veen belter being the difference in this one.

0-1 The Iron.

 

[Wombletom]

Hopefully this is the game we finally get some points on the board.
2-0 or 2-1 Dons.

 

[Bottega Don]

Scunthorpe rumoured to be one of the division's bigger spenders. Clearly getting something from the game would be grand but if we lose it's not panic stations just yet I don't think.

As I said, I'd take a point

Getting your excuses in early, clever.

 

[Clapham Womble]

Another 1-2 home defeat tonight. We've been playing well but still losing, which doesn't bode well for when we stop playing well.

 

[Indian Dan]

Doesn't referring to yourselves as 'Wombles' want to make you vomit - it's so fucking naff

 

[Wombling Kiwi]

Doesn't referring to yourselves as 'Wombles' want to make you vomit - it's so fucking naff

No not really

 

[Wombletom]

Doesn't referring to yourselves as 'Wombles' want to make you vomit - it's so fucking naff

Your opinion doesn't count. You support Swindon, who's nickname is a small insignificant garden bird.

 

[THE LAST WALTZ]

Your opinion doesn't count. You support Swindon, who's nickname is a small insignificant garden bird.

They have other nicknames too!

 

[Indian Dan]

Your opinion doesn't count. You support Swindon, who's nickname is a small insignificant garden bird.

We're named after Batman's sidekick. Everyone knows that.

 

[Wombletom]

They have other nicknames too!

I was trying to be polite

 

[JonnyWomble]

Awful first half for the dons, starting with a wrongfully disallowed goal, and ending with a horrendous incident where 2 players should have been sent off for both of them studding the back of Barnetts legs a yard from goal when he was going to score. Hopefully the crime will be put on the highlights.

 

[The Iron]

A good win in the end and now 7pts out of 9. Excellent start to the season for the Iron!

 

[NorfolkWomble]

Dreadful dreadful ref. Penalty appeal in first half. Second half, last attack, blatant blatant trip on Poleon.

Scunthorpe were very good in the first but poor in the second and were lucky to win.

 

[Bottega Don]

Excellent first half, not so good second half.

We won which is the most important thing.

 

[NorfolkWomble]

Excellent first half, not so good second half.

We won which is the most important thing.

Any thoughts on us? Wonder what someone with an unbiased perspective would say

 

[Lancs@(Bantam)]

I'm unbiased i think your going down unfortunately.

 

[Bottega Don]

Any thoughts on us? Wonder what someone with an unbiased perspective would say

You'll stay up for sure. I thought you were much better than Fleetwood who we drew too.

You started of the brightest but we grew into the game and controlled most of the first half, your defense made a couple big blocks to keep you in the game. The 2nd half was pretty much all you, we only really had one shot and it was Hopper's horrendous miss at the end. We wouldn't really be able to complain if you snatched a point. I think you'll do especially well at home due to the compact ground and the physical nature of the team. We have a very strong back four so we mostly dealt with it but against a weaker defense your team will thrive. Tom Elliot is a monster in the air and will cause a lot of teams trouble. Lyle didn't have the best of games but I know he's better than that as I've seen him here and I really rated him.

 

[NorfolkWomble]

Just seen our penalty appeal from Barnett, that is one of the worst decisions I have ever seen.