worried womble
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RefWatch; Ref for Wombles v Yeovil is Darren England, 29, from Wombwell in Barnsley. Second season as FL ref. Trains kids to be refs, definitely the saddest five words I've ever written. Says he became a ref to be involved in sports. No, you became a ref cos you were shit at sports. That's why, these days when I see a kid getting beaten up in a schoolyard, I immediately stop the car, sprint over & join in, cos I know the little fucker is going to grow up to be a ref. Also says he's made mistakes in his first 2 seasons but he's 'learned to swallow hard, suck it up & take it on the chin' (just like his mum).
Reffed Wombles twice in '15; 2-1 win v Accies in Jan & 2-1 win v Grecians in August, both at home. Never reffed Yeovil. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. In 18 games this season he's given 71 Y & 5 R - both very high. Massive homer; home win % is 80%, away team have only won twice in those 18 games. So we have a ref from Womble (nearly), a massive homer with whom we always win, we're on a 4 game winning run & in the playoffs, playing our best football in years, and playing a Yeovil team in dire trouble. Oh, you teasing Football Gods, this is a fucking nailed on Glovers win, isn't it?
AnagramWatch; Darren England = Langer and Nerd. Dang Renal Nerd. Grand Renal End.
Yeovil Town FC - Evict Yon Wolf. Love Nifty Cow. Yo Wolf Nice TV.
Reffed Wombles twice in '15; 2-1 win v Accies in Jan & 2-1 win v Grecians in August, both at home. Never reffed Yeovil. Hates the scum. Never reffed them. Hates them. In 18 games this season he's given 71 Y & 5 R - both very high. Massive homer; home win % is 80%, away team have only won twice in those 18 games. So we have a ref from Womble (nearly), a massive homer with whom we always win, we're on a 4 game winning run & in the playoffs, playing our best football in years, and playing a Yeovil team in dire trouble. Oh, you teasing Football Gods, this is a fucking nailed on Glovers win, isn't it?
AnagramWatch; Darren England = Langer and Nerd. Dang Renal Nerd. Grand Renal End.
Yeovil Town FC - Evict Yon Wolf. Love Nifty Cow. Yo Wolf Nice TV.