Wycombe vs Carlisle

[mowgli]

So our last 3 wins have been 3-2,3-2 and 4-3,not the boring Wycombe we've seen in previous seasons under Ainsworth,it's exciting being a Wycombe fan at the moment but bloody hell it's a strain on the old ticker.

 

[Carver]

Did you and the lads go to the White Horse Carver?

Went there when we were down there, good bit of pre (and post) match entertainment tbf.

Yes Chris that's the one!

I do apologise - I think the easiest way to help yourself and others who may be disappointed with the WW Matchday Fisticuffs Experience would be to leave a critical review on mobadvisor.com.

If the club is failing to provide an adequate level of ruck for our esteemed visitors to enjoy (especially after coming all that way!!!) then they’d want to know that so they can perform better in future.

Hope the granny made up for it though, and that no major medical conditions were contracted in the process.

I think it's cos you've spent most of your time in the non league that's what has made you lot all pussies.

Oh and I woke up this morning with a rash, so your lasses are not as clean as ours, the dirty c***.

 

[Carver]

So our last 3 wins have been 3-2,3-2 and 4-3,not the boring Wycombe we've seen in previous seasons under Ainsworth,it's exciting being a Wycombe fan at the moment but bloody hell it's a strain on the old ticker.

Maybe, but it means that your defence is shit unluke ours, we had kept 3 clean sheets in row before yesterday you know.

Not a good sign if you want to go up, you would just be a fucking yoyo again and that tank you have got upfront cant cut it in the league above so you had better have a plan because if you come straight back down again then I'll be pissed off with your club and the next time I go down there I'll FUCKING RIOT.

 

[thewwfc]

Maybe, but it means that your defence is shit unluke ours, we had kept 3 clean sheets in row before yesterday you know.

An excellent claim to the moral high ground, which is so often the key determining factor in football. Hats off.

 

[mowgli]

Yes Chris that's the one!



I think it's cos you've spent most of your time in the non league that's what has made you lot all pussies.

Oh and I woke up this morning with a rash, so your lasses are not as clean as ours, the dirty c***.

Your full of shite the only thing you would pull would be a ladyboy but you wouldn't realise you've made a mistake until your arse hurts

 

[mowgli]

Maybe, but it means that your defence is shit unluke ours, we had kept 3 clean sheets in row before yesterday you know.

Not a good sign if you want to go up, you would just be a fucking yoyo again and that tank you have got upfront cant cut it in the league above so you had better have a plan because if you come straight back down again then I'll be pissed off with your club and the next time I go down there I'll FUCKING RIOT.

You're a liar as you've never been to Adams Park as you don't do away games. I have an excuse being disabled and suffering a serious illness that stops me travelling up from Somerset,if you're going to lie at least cover your back you dickhead
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[Carver]

You're a liar as you've never been to Adams Park as you don't do away games. I have an excuse being disabled and suffering a serious illness that stops me travelling up from Somerset,if you're going to lie at least cover your back you dickhead
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Im sorry about that, what illness and disability do you have? If you don't mind me asking.

 

[GTFCfish]

Oh and I woke up this morning with a rash, so your lasses are not as clean as ours, the dirty c***.

Is it true that when you got out of prison you were walking like John Wayne for 2 weeks until your arse closed back up again?

Just a rumour I heard........

 

[Carver]

Is it true that when you got out of prison you were walking like John Wayne for 2 weeks until your arse closed back up again?

Just a rumour I heard........

Errrm, no.

MY BACKDOOR IS JUST FOR SHITTING AND ANY BLOKE EVER TRIES OPENING IT UP WILL GET THEIR FUCKING NOSE BROKE.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Errrm, no.

MY BACKDOOR IS JUST FOR SHITTING AND ANY BLOKE EVER TRIES OPENING IT UP WILL GET THEIR FUCKING NOSE BROKE.

Even as a parody you're very shit at wumming.

 

[mowgli]

Im sorry about that, what illness and disability do you have? If you don't mind me asking.

That's my own business,i do make Yeovil away though as my neighbour is a Yeovil season ticket holder and drives me there and back and takes me in The Arrow for a pint at F/T, a very kind steward helped see me to my seat last season as well and i look forward to going there again in March.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

That's my own business,i do make Yeovil away though as my neighbour is a Yeovil season ticket holder and drives me there and back and takes me in The Arrow for a pint at F/T, a very kind steward helped see me to my seat last season as well and i look forward to going there again in March.

But you had the Bare Necessities didn't you?

 

[Carver]

Even as a parody you're very shit at wumming.

Yes well that's just your opinion.

 

[SoutheySWFC]

Yes well that's just your opinion.

And valid....

 

[Carver]

And valid....

Again just your opinion and that's a fact.

 

[Richard Cranium]

There is 9 million bicycles in Bejing Cambridge, that’s a fact.

 

[shoddycollins]

There is 9 million bicycles in Bejing Cambridge, that’s a fact.

Never had you pegged as a Katie Melua fan

 

[GTFCfish]

There is 9 million bicycles in Bejing Cambridge, that’s a fact.

I believe there are also 24 toasters in Scunthorpe, and 6 double beds in Torquay.
This may not be actual factual (ooh that rhymes ) numbers though.

 

[Chris FGR]

Never had you pegged as a Katie Melua fan

Can't blame him tbf.

 

[Richard Cranium]

Fuck, She’s a beauty with a heavenly set of pipes

 

[mowgli]

Fuck, She’s a beauty with a heavenly set of pipes

And sings shit songs.

 

[shoddycollins]

her songs are quite good, especially the ones not written by Mike Batt.

you know what, fuck football, let's just talk about Katie Melua.

 

[GTFCfish]

If you're talking tasty Katie's then sorry but it has to be Perry, helooooooooo.

(Before she decided to go for a shit haircut obviously)