You Know You're a Non-League Team When...

[Luke Imp]

When the defending can reach these low levels.

 

[Joe.]

When you lose it's the other teams cup final.

 

[localhero]

You go to strange little towns where you wouldn't even know there was a football ground there until you're actually inside it.

 

[Murphy]

When you miss Gavin Ward, Trevor Kettle, Charles Breakspear et al as bastions of refereeing consistency.

 

[Bluandwite]

When you have to check if the game you're attending is segregated.

 

[The_Boss]

When the highlight of the season is waiting for the results of this years AGM Cup.

 

[Bendubz]

When you know that it's Solihull MOORS not Motors

 

[Bendubz]

When you lose it's the other teams cup final.

I mean tbf as Friday proved that happens in the Prem as well

 

[Sparrow]

When you know that it's Solihull MOORS not Motors

Whoosh.

 

[Etty Abrics]

When the last train is cancelled and you're in a taxi with one of the opposition's defenders

 

[Paddy]

When you lose your home ground because a team that lost their home ground several years earlier wants to sell your home ground to a 3rd party.

 

[Shotsfan1993]

When you outnumber the home fans at an away game 3 times in the same season

 

[RLC]

When an FA Cup 4th Qualifying Round defeat is given legendary status by the opposition.

And only 181 of you could even be arsed turning up.

 

[Mark kavanagh]

When the leagues TOP STARS are lured away to Barnet in exchange for Sam Muggleton.



Until you produce a 1000 word essay that proves otherwise, Belmont has you beat on that one.

This season has seen a FUTURE SOUTHEND ENGLAND MANAGER managing in the division, and TWO clubs with 10k plus gates fight specatacularly for the title.

I think mellon would rather manage scotland chris

 

[Imp in Branston]

When you compete in the same league as Wrexham.

 

[EnglishRed]

When you compete in the same league as Wrexham.

Nice to see promotion to the heady heights of League 2 hasn't gone to your head.

 

[Aberstone]

People think you support a tube station.

 

[Imp in Branston]

Nice to see promotion to the heady heights of League 2 hasn't gone to your head.

Not at all mate, it was Wrexham fans saying how eternally long you felt it was being in the non league.

 

[Pablosammy]

The half time entertainment is some random kids chipping a ball into a wheelie bin.

 

[RLC]

When you are Ben Tomlinson's fourth club of the season.

 

[The Terminator]

People think you support a tube station.

Ruislip Gardens FC

 

[Murphy]

You walk into the opposing team's clubhouse after the game and accidentally sit in the area reserved for the players, much to the indignation of Steve Housham who wants his pie, chips and gravy.

Just me?

 

[E10rifle]

When you see "Eric woz 'ere" graffitied in the away bogs.

 

[Jemfy]

When you have to check if the game you're attending is segregated.

When you don't, because it never is.

 

[Fishpimps <{{{><]

The half time entertainment is some random kids chipping a ball into a wheelie bin.

When the half time entertainment is Wagner FFS!

He also sung MARINERS! with all the vowels in the wrong place!.......MERRAAANIIIRRRRS! or something?!

 

[Aberstone]

Ruislip Gardens FC

That's a 15 minute walk. Ruislip and Ruislip Manor are 5 minutes.

 

[PaulHaddock]

When you miss the first 15 minutes because they only opened 1 turnstile for 600 fans.

 

[Farleigh]

When your young child discovers the Premier League via school friends, and realises you have been lying to them for years about Maidstone being a big club,

 

[Dean]

When Braintree have 7 games in hand on you because they cant get a home game on between the months of December through to February.

 

[SomeMightShay]

1.When the food in the away end snack vans has run out before the players have jogged out for their pre match warm up. We played Harrogate Railway away three times in league cup and not once was there a pie left within 10mins of KO.
2.When you realise Harrogate Railway is actually a club and not one of your station transfers.