Your accent

[Oaf]

Tag (also known as it, tip you're it or tig (in regions of Britain),[1] and many other names[2])

I'm in turmoil here. My world is crumbling down.

I don't mean to make things worse for you here, but we always called it "hit". Which sounds pretty violent actually, compared to these other names.

Tip and Tig, though? WHAT THE FUCK.

 

[SUTSS]

It's called Wembley. You all know that deep down and are just disagreeing to be hip and contrary.

 

[TomPNE94]

you're all wrong you know cos Urban Dictionary said so

 

[Oaf]

It's called Wembley. You all know that deep down and are just disagreeing to be hip and contrary.

Honest to god, before today I didn't know it had other names.

This whole scenario demands to be a sheep question.

 

[Munkiki]

Definitely Wembley. Just ask the FA... http://www.thefa.com/news/2014/may/dust-of-your-boots-and-get-involved-with-reds-v-blues

 

[spireite]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZQD8mDqXKz

 

[Oaf]

Definitely Wembley. Just ask the FA... http://www.thefa.com/news/2014/may/dust-of-your-boots-and-get-involved-with-reds-v-blues

Yes but:

Also known as: World Cup, Cuppy, Worldy, Knocky-outy, World Cup Willy, Wurly.

WURLY?! Fuck that. The FA can get fucked. They know it's called FA singles, hell, they named it after themselves. I'm not sure why they're trying to discredit themselves like that, but they must have their reasons.

KNOCKY-OUTY?! The fuck is this bullshit?

 

[Oaf]

Fuck it, it gets worse. Headers and Volleys are apparently also known as: Cage Rage, Crowcombe Rules, Gooma.

GOOMA.

Let that sink in. And then question the validity of the FA's website.

 

[TomPNE94]

we can all agree on heads and volleys (tan ass) amirite?

 

[IanH]

Yeah, but it is a singular. As in, headers and volleys IS the best playground football game.

 

[TomPNE94]

agreed

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Fuck it, it gets worse. Headers and Volleys are apparently also known as: Cage Rage, Crowcombe Rules, Gooma.

GOOMA.

Let that sink in. And then question the validity of the FA's website.

I thought a Gooma was an italian word for a persons whore/bit on the side.

 

[HarvSFC]

Heads and volls.

 

[TomPNE94]

Heads and v's

 

[Cardsfan]

I hope none of you played it with group scoring, 5-2 was/is the way.

 

[Oaf]

Heads and volls.

This is also acceptable.

Heads and v's

This is not.

 

[TomPNE94]

This is also acceptable.



This is not.

Haha convenient tho

 

[Alan Partridge]

That headers & volleys game, it was called Bonehead... and if you wanted to add in the loser-bares-his-arse element, it became Red Arse.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Yep Red Arse. The game of kings.

 

[Veggie Legs]

So what about the game where you take it in turns to kick the ball against a wall, do we all have different names for that too? Wall ball for me.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Wall-E

 

[Aberstone]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wKPlSSelm0

I don't half stutter, my mind drifts off in another direction when I'm trying to remember what I want to talk about.

 

[TomPNE94]

Red ass or tan ass.

Wall-e for me too. Good game, simple.

 

[Aberstone]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1quHvVtuxdO

 

[Alty]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19oVQoPsvtB

 

[Cardsfan]

So what about the game where you take it in turns to kick the ball against a wall, do we all have different names for that too? Wall ball for me.

Some people call it "One Touch" but yes, it's wallball.

 

[Aberstone]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19oVQoPsvtB

Superb anecdote. Must admit I did chuckle when you ended the Vocaroo by retracting your claim of it being a funny story.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Heads and volleys.

I'm assuming you lot mean cage rage.

 

[Stagat]

So what about the game where you take it in turns to kick the ball against a wall, do we all have different names for that too? Wall ball for me.

You mean Spot?

 

[Viv Aldi]

Alty's Vocaroo's crack me up
Wall ball was a classic, as was rush goalies.