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7 or 8 times out of 10 experienced appointments probably fail at this level too.

They offered £75k which was some way short of Bradford’s valuation of £5m.

A lovely tribute to Brad Ford there.

We’ve got Leeds midfielder Owen Bray on trial, and also ex-Burnley winger Sean Etaluku and Malakai Reeve from Coventry, but those last two are probably more for our B-team that we’re starting up this season.

Especially with everything going on in France at the minute.

Sean McConville is probably the best example of this - he was shocking for a number of NW clubs, so much so that Stockport fans took the piss out of us for an entire game when we signed him as he was that shit. We probably did the same to Chester after we released him. One of the most...

I had nowt to do with it. All this criticism of him is totally at odds with what the Maidenhead fans seem to think of him - I guess we won’t know until a few months in, but he should thrive with Worrall and Whitfield getting the crosses in for him. We badly needed a target man last season and...

Well we’ve signed Emile Acquah from Maidenhead, making the average height of our strike force 6’6”. Oh, and he’s highly rated.

Yeah, but does Aaron Collins star in a bit TV show?

That video cost more than Morecambe’s transfer budget for the season.

The Waters one was a weird one - someone from Wrexham seemed to go down a list of clubs asking if they had a striker to sell, and we were the first that were prepared to part with one.

First game of last season at Stockport, everyone came out into that narrow street back to the main road - result was Stockport chavs bricking Barrow fans and buses, Barrow fans knocking each other out, and some bloke in a car with his window down getting a smack round the chops too…

At best, he’d be an impact player off the bench. I think we offered him reduced terms as he would only be considered a fringe player. Not especially quick, but runs at people with the ball. I can only imagine Northampton scouts have seen him on his handful of decent performances a season.

I put it on here in January that he was off to Northampton - I’d been told it was a done deal, but not sure why it fell through. He was offered a deal this summer but turned it down - some rumours he’d come back but the manager has shot that down. Personally, I don’t think he’s good enough...

You haven’t seen Neil Shipperley in his Palace kit, have you?

Nobody thought this when shite teams like Barrow were going for promotion.

Sausage roll??? Ah, in Barrow we call them Long Pies.

Think he tried to shift it to his son, but that move got blocked.

A load of Fleetwood players looking like they might soon be available…

This one genuinely does have Ian Holloway written all over it.