1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

Mewtwo has been boosted by Xavier's School

 

[SUTSS]

Jaqen has taken the face of The Lone Wanderer for this week.

 

[SUTSS]

Sagat hits Jack Sparrow with a Tiger Knee, removing 1HP and killing Jack Sparrow.

 

[Dave]

Waiting for the 200k fine for DOH now....

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Vice City (+100k)
Kyle Broflovski [South Park], 7, 1hp,1D6 w/ Valryian Steel v Alice Morgan 4, 3HP, 1D6

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Ankh-Morpork
Homer Simpson, 4, 2hp, 1D6 v Morty Smith, 5, 3HP, 1D6

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Takeshi's Castle (+1BR defending)
Mewtwo [Pokemon] 13, 2hp, 1D6 w/ Gary Oak [Pokemon], 3, 3hp, 1D6, v Clementine – 7BR 6HP 1D8

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Mount Doom
No one! v Barry Scott 1, 2hp, 1D6

Bonus!
Quad Location!
Death Match!
Empire Bay + Sovngard + Springfield + Roswell + £0 Prize Money
No one! (DOH) v Bird Person, 12, 3HP, 1D6 v Arya Stark, 3, 1hp, 1D6 v Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Disney] 3, 2hp, 1D6

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Vice City (+100k)
Kyle Broflovski [South Park], 7, 1hp,1D6 w/ Valryian Steel v Alice Morgan 4, 3HP, 1D6

Kyle uses his weapon to great use here and wins in a narrow fight!

Featherweight (5BR limit)
Ankh-Morpork
Homer Simpson, 4, 2hp, 1D6 v Morty Smith, 5, 3HP, 1D6

Another one where a slight advantage makes the difference as Morty turns his 1BR advantage in to a victory by 1.

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Takeshi's Castle (+1BR defending)
Mewtwo [Pokemon] 13, 2hp, 1D6 w/ Gary Oak [Pokemon], 2, 3hp, 1D6, v Clementine – 7BR 6HP 1D8

Clementine didn't really have a chance here and it's an easy win for the Pokemon duo.

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Mount Doom
No one! v Barry Scott 1, 2hp, 1D6

Barry Scott gets the walkover!

Bonus!
Quad Location!
Death Match!
Empire Bay + Sovngard + Springfield + Roswell + £0 Prize Money
No one! (DOH) v Bird Person, 12, 3HP, 1D6 v Arya Stark, 3, 1hp, 1D6 v Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [Disney] 3, 2hp, 1D6

This just wasn't a contest. Bird Person had a BR roll that put him out of reach for both Arya and Snow White.

 

[Spirederman]

Great week, love it!!

 

[SUTSS]

DOH:
Alice Morgan loses 1HP
Clementine loses 1HP
Fined 200k

MLM:
Morty gains 1BR
Gain Ankh-Morpork
Gain 100k
Mewtwo gains 1BR
Gary Oak gains 1BR
Gain 250k
Bird Person gains 1BR
Gain Empire Bay
Gain Springfield
Gain Roswell

NK:
Kyle gains 1BR
Gain 100k
Fined 200k
Arya dies.

TTT:
Gain 150k
Gain Mount Doom
Snow White dies.

 

[Spirederman]

Post deleted in shame...

 

[Techno Natch]

Great week, love it!!

Brilliant. Everything went our way there.

 

[Spirederman]

Brilliant. Everything went our way there.

According to the Shoutbox... We're going to bankrupt ourselves with our tactics

 

[SUTSS]

Offers are out. Deadline is 9pm Tuesday.

 

[SUTSS]

TTT sign:

Mike Bassett

Mike Bassett 3, 3hp, 1D6, £100k, 10k, 4-4-Fucking-2

 

[SUTSS]

MLM sign:

Pikachu

Pikachu [Pokemon], 6, 3hp, 1D6 £100,000, £10,000, Potential

 

[SUTSS]

MLM sign:

Rocky Balboa

Rocky Balboa, 9, 5hp, 1D6 £300,000, £29,000, Eye of the tiger

 

[SUTSS]

Sagat unleashes a Tiger Knee against Ash and takes 1HP damage!

 

[SUTSS]

Thomasine wins fight club herself.

 

[SUTSS]

Steve's building this week has given him +1BR.

 

[SUTSS]

Iron Man has turned up for this week extremely drunk. He is in no fit state to fight and is ruled out for this week.

 

[SUTSS]

Pyramid Head has removed 1BR from Gordon Freeman!

 

[Oaf]

Iron Man has turned up for this week extremely drunk. He is in no fit state to fight and is ruled out for this week.

Ha, forgot that was even a thing that could happen! Have that you fuckin' drunk.

 

[Stagat]

I haven't been. Don't think I did at the start but maybe I deleted a couple after they were used and don't remember doing so.

Could you delete the ones that have been used up? You must have a record of them.

 

[SUTSS]

It wouldn't be as fun for you guys trying to work out what is and isn't used up if I got rid of them.

 

[SUTSS]

Fight card up in the next 10 or so minutes.

 

[SUTSS]

DOH buy Heavy Armour 300k

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR Limit)
The Shire
NK v TTT v DOH

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Winterfell
MLM (2) v DOH (2)

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Rapture
MLM v NK

Heavyweight
Sovngard
Rap Battle
MLM v TTT

Bonus!
Pokemon Stadium (+100k, +1BR to Dukes of Haddock) + MYSTERY BOX
Dice Only!
DOH v NK v TTT v 1

Rap Battle: BR and Dice don't matter here... it's all about rapping skills! Once both characters have been revealed, each team must write a short rap in one paragraph consisting of no more than 150 words (and unlike Oaf in previous years this is a hard limit, write 151 words and I cut the last word off), dissing the fuck out of their opponent and their team. A specially selected panel will then judge a winner. Points for being creative, funny and making the other guy look like a bitch. Standard stuff.

Also the limit is still 2 places + bonus, MLM get 3 places as they are (un)lucky with the location draw.

 

[Techno Natch]

Well I knew we'd be defending this week but.....

 

[hodge]

DOH to Winterfell

 

[Leewilson]

TTT to the Shire

 

[Leewilson]

TTT to Sovngard