1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

Deadline 8pm tomorrow.

Rap Battlers will then have a further 24 hours to write.

 

[Dave]

TTT to rapture

 

[Leewilson]

Whoops sorry Dave. Already chucked us in 2 places.

 

[SUTSS]

If we run for the same amount of time as the previous Wars ran for we have just 103 days left.

 

[Techno Natch]

I was going to ask if you have plans to wind it down. I was thinking of sagat who went in on LR's game because it was going to be shorter.

 

[SUTSS]

As in previous Wars there will reach a point where things start to get harder.

 

[Stagat]

DoH to The Shire

 

[SUTSS]

Not many takers for the bonus yet.

 

[HarvSFC]

NK to Rapture

NK to bonus

 

[Dave]

TTT to Pokemon Stadium

 

[SUTSS]

Booker DeWitt is now Robocop!
Robocop is given the heavy armour!

 

[SUTSS]

Batman's fear attempt fails.

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR Limit)
The Shire
Kyle Broflovski [South Park], 5, 1hp,1D6 w/Valryian Steel v Homer Simpson, 4, 2hp, 1D6 v Alice Morgan 4, 2HP, 1D6

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Winterfell
Pidgey [Pokemon], 8, 3HP, 1D6 w/ Jaqen H'ghar 5, 2HP, 1D6 (using Ash's face) & Pikachu [Pokemon], 6, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Gary Oak [Pokemon], 3, 3hp, 1D6 v Bulbasaur [Pokemon], 8, 2hp, 1D6 & Clementine – 7BR 5HP 1D8

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Rapture
Bird Person, 13, 3HP, 1D6 v Marcus Fenix, 14, 1hp, 1D6 w/ Golden Axe

Heavyweight
Sovngard
Rap Battle
Songbird 19BR 2HP 1D10 v Barry Scott 1, 2hp, 1D6

Bonus!
Pokemon Stadium (+100k, +1BR to Dukes of Haddock) + MYSTERY BOX
Dice Only!
Robocop, 19BR 3HP 1D10 v Gimli [Fellowship of the Ring], 13, 3hp, 1D6 v Mike Bassett 3, 3hp, 1D6

 

[SUTSS]

Raps must be in at 8pm tomorrow.

 

[Leewilson]

Are the rest of the fights being done tonight or all tomorrow?

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR Limit)
The Shire
Kyle Broflovski [South Park], 5, 1hp,1D6 w/Valryian Steel v Homer Simpson, 4, 2hp, 1D6 v Alice Morgan 4, 2HP, 1D6

Homer and Alice are at each other right from the start and Alice eliminates Homer early on. But she takes some damage herself and Kyle comes straight in and wins the battle!

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Winterfell
Pidgey [Pokemon], 8, 3HP, 1D6 w/ Jaqen H'ghar 5, 2HP, 1D6 (using Ash's face) & Pikachu [Pokemon], 6, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Gary Oak [Pokemon], 3, 3hp, 1D6 v Bulbasaur [Pokemon], 8, 2hp, 1D6 & Clementine – 7BR 5HP 1D8

This looks like it should be one sided and it really isn't. But Bulbasaur and Clementine just can't do enough to overturn the deficit here.


Middleweight (15BR limit)
Rapture
Bird Person, 13, 3HP, 1D6 v Marcus Fenix, 14, 1hp, 1D6 w/ Golden Axe

Two characters that rolled incredibly badly on both their BR and dice. Incredibly, a combined roll of 6 is enough to win for Bird Person.

Bonus!
Pokemon Stadium (+100k, +1BR to Dukes of Haddock) + MYSTERY BOX
Dice Only!
Robocop, 19BR 3HP 1D10 v Gimli [Fellowship of the Ring], 13, 3hp, 1D6 v Mike Bassett 3, 3hp, 1D6

Mike Basset is out first with a roll of a 1.

The next person out rolled a 2...


it was...

Spoiler

Robocop!

Spoiler

Gimli wins!

 

[Spirederman]

Good stuff once again for us....on a roll

 

[Techno Natch]

We came very close to defaulting then. Literally on the dot.

 

[SUTSS]

We will soon open the mystery box.

 

[HarvSFC]

Yay! Come back Ciderhead!

 

[SUTSS]

There is in the box:

Dice Upgrade
Nike-Man 1, 3hp, £200,000, £30,000, Nike
Mr Monopoly, 3, 3hp, £500,000, na, Monopoly
Everstone
Blue Shell

 

[SUTSS]

The rap from MLM:


Dave, Lee and Magpie sitting on Court 3,
R.I.M.M.I.N.G
3 little pussy's from TTT
Gonna get shot down by the MLM 3.

Here comes the first service,
Gonna ace you fuckers bruv
Songbird dry bums Barry Scott
15 Love

They're shitting it already,
Batman wants to call a truce,
So we'll handicap the score,
Let's start again at deuce.

Trevor Philips hits the baseline,
Man is raging, on a rampage,
Morty with the smash return,
MLM advantage.

Here come the team at match point,
Spired, Oaf and Natch,
A passing shot, past Barry Scott to seal it

BANG!!


Game, set and match.


TTT rap:

Word up motherfuckers, it's the TTT,
Here spitting bars is Barry Scott, our G,
Coming at you today from Sovngarde,
Ready to smash MLM in their own backyard!

Every character we buy Oaf knows their ability
But we all know he's a fucking liability
"I'll be online at 8:30 tonight....."
10pm, he's still watching some wrestling shite

"King of forum games", how 'bout "Resident forum fuck-up"
Talks more shit than 'Two girls, one cup'
MLM in sight of the winner's crown,
Oh wait, here's Spired with another classic meltdown.

Wait, there's another in this team of mismatch,
Who the fuck is this Technonatch?
You had a vasectomy just in case?
Mate, you didn't need to with your face.

Songbird who? You're a 2nd rate Oasis track,
Barry's gonna 'Bang' you with his 'Cillit' smack,
Ding Ding KO, 'the dirt is gone'
Blood pouring out, you're a pussy with no tampon.




The judges have returned a unanimous decision.

Spoiler

TTT Win!

 

[PaulHaddock]

TTTs banged, MLM flopped.

 

[HarvSFC]

I liked the Tennis theme in MLM's, but yeah TTT just destroyed them.

 

[Oaf]

I'll have you know that I'd finished watching my wrestling by about 7pm thank you very much.

 

[Leewilson]

I like tennis....I even play tennis.
But to write a rap about tennis.....Even I know that's not cool.

 

[Spirederman]

Thought yours was shit tbf like... Ours had a theme, flow and rhythm... Yours was frankly quite wank imvho

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock:
Alice Morgan loses 1HP
Clementine loses 1HP
Bulbasaur loses 1HP
Robocop loses 1HP

MLM:
Pidgey gains 2BR
Jaqen gains 1BR
Pikachu gains 2BR
Gary Oak gains 1BR
Gain 150k
Bird Person gains 1BR
Gain 250k
Songbird loses 1HP

NK:
Kyle Broflovski gains 1BR
Gain 100k
Marcus Fenix loses 1HP
Gimli gains 1BR
Gain Mystery Box
Gain Pokemon Stadium

TTT:
Mike Bassett loses 1HP
Barry Scott gains 1BR
Gain Sovgard
Gain 400k

 

[SUTSS]

Alice Morgan wins fight club

 

[SUTSS]

Pyramid Head removes 1BR from Gordon Freeman.