1FF Wars 3.5

[SUTSS]

Bonus!
Winterfell + £1,000,000!
Russian Roulette Match!
Bob Belcher 2, 2HP, 1D6 v Bulbasaur [Pokemon], 8, 1hp, 1D6 v Nike-Man 1, 3hp, 1D6 v Barry Scott 2, 2hp, 1D6

The order of play shall be:

Barry Scott
Bob Belcher
Nike Man
Bulbasaur.

 

[SUTSS]

Barry Scott pulls the trigger. The gun clicks and Barry remains alive.

 

[SUTSS]

Bob Belcher puts the gun to his head. He pulls the trigger.

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Click. Bob Belcher is alive

 

[SUTSS]

Nike Man picks up the gun.

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Nothing happens

 

[SUTSS]

The gun is passed to Bulbasaur. Who somehow holds it with his vines.

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The gun doesn't fire. Bulbasaur is alive.

 

[SUTSS]

So we're had one round. Now onto round two.

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Barry Scott fires

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and

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he

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is

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alive!

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Bob Belcher takes the gun

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and

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pulls the trigger!

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he

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is

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DEAD!!!

 

[Spirederman]

YEEEEEESSSSS!!!

What a week!

 

[Spirederman]

Batman uses fear on Songbird and Songbird is unable to fight this week!

Threw you a nice little curve ball there Tennis Twats

 

[HarvSFC]

YEEEEEESSSSS!!!

What a week!

Spoilers ffs.

 

[SUTSS]

Just before the week is out. Lex Luthor eats something suspect and loses 1HP!

 

[PaulHaddock]

Who won fight club? I might've missed that.

 

[Spirederman]

With Barry holding the WWE Belt and Belcher beating him in the process of dying... Do we get the belt now SUTSS?

 

[Leewilson]

Threw you a nice little curve ball there Tennis Twats

Should have used 'curve ball' in your tennis rap.

 

[Spirederman]

Should have used 'curve ball' in your tennis rap.

Not dwelling on the rap... Although it was the first one I've ever lost, the winnings were a pittance when considering the 3.3m we have banked

 

[MagpieBee]

Great. Our winning % must be less than 20% now. Can't catch a break. Don't understand how we're still in this.

 

[Dave]

Great. Our winning % must be less than 20% now. Can't catch a break. Don't understand how we're still in this.

 

[Leewilson]

A couple of them fights, we've been the underdogs, but the vast majority of them defeats have been pretty much 50/50 matches. Not much we can do but hope our luck turns really.

Basically we're alive because of Meeseeks and the Royal Rumble.

 

[HarvSFC]

Quit your crying. Your 9BR shit just drew with a 13BR Hagrid.

 

[Spirederman]

Quit your crying. Your 9BR shit just drew with a 13BR Hagrid.

Thanks Harvs, saved me having to say anything there mate.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Our win percentage is quickly dropping. 1 out of the last 6 I believe.

 

[Spirederman]

SUTSS has done an Oaf

 

[Dave]

Our win percentage is quickly dropping. 1 out of the last 6 I believe.

Not including the bonus round thing I think it's 1 in the last 12 with MLM winning 13 of their last 14.

 

[HarvSFC]

SUTSS has done an Oaf

I fear he'll do an LR if TTT keep their moaning up.

 

[SUTSS]

I'll get the summary done tomorrow. Unexpectedly busy.

 

[SUTSS]

Dukes of Haddock:

Steve gains 1BR!
Gain 100k
Gain The Shire
Alice Morgan loses 1HP

MLM:
Mewtwo gains 1BR
Gary Oak gains 1BR
Gain 400k
Bird Person gains 1BR
Gain 400k
Bob Belcher kills himself
Gain 1m

Nottarf Krap:
Mr. Monopoly is dead

Team Tennis Twat:
Dragon Maleficent loses 1HP


As for the WWE Championship Belt. This was won by Bob Belcher but as he's now dead he can't wear it. It will be a prize in a fight shortly.

 

[SUTSS]

SPECIAL WEEK:

There will be no character offers this week. And money is soon going to become much harder to come by. From now on every special week is going to mark a change in the game rules. Leading up to the next special week you will be also be competing for lottery tickets and during the special week there will be a draw (more on the details of this later) after the lottery week all prize money will be halved in the normal fights but the bonus fights will be more likely to be high risk, high reward.

So on to this week. There are 25 boxes. Each contain a character or an item. These will be free and the characters will cost no wages! Each team must pick a box (Pick order will be below) by bolding that number in the thread. Each team may then chose to accept that character/item or reject it after all 4 teams have picked. If you reject the box you selected you may select another one but you will have no choice but to accept what is in the second box. There is also one bonus box that contains a character and allows you to select a second box. But there is also a death box which instead of giving you a character will take one of your characters at random, this box can not be rejected.

Each team must pick their box by the deadline below, not selecting will result in a fine. Pick order is the reverse money order for the teams.

Dukes of Haddock 7pm tomorrow
Team Tennis Twat 8pm tomorrow
Nottarf Krap 9pm tomorrow
MLM 10pm tomorrow.

You must bold the number of the box in the thread. A bold is final. If all teams bold before the deadline then the box opening will begin.

 

[SUTSS]

Thomasine wins fight club.

 

[SUTSS]

Steve builds himself 1BR

 

[SUTSS]

Bird Person receives a postcard. It appears to be from Alice Morgan. In a panic Bird Person hurts himself and loses 1HP.

 

[SUTSS]

Iron Man has sobered up and is able to fight!