1FF Wars 3.5

[Dave]

TTT to Roswell
TTT to Mount Doom

 

[Techno Natch]

Look at Techno Natch and his shit offers.

That's bird person revived.

 

[Dave]

MLM to the shire, roswell and mount doom

c***.

That 30 sec post rule is shit!

 

[Dave]

SUTSS question in PM.

 

[Spirederman]

MLM TO BONUS

 

[HarvSFC]

NK re-sign Magic Broom.

 

[Dave]

TTT to Bonus

 

[Leewilson]

TTT to Bonus

You missed the deadline

 

[Spirederman]

Where are you SUTSS?

 

[HarvSFC]

Where are you SUTSS?

At what point do we get to fine him?

 

[Techno Natch]

The lack of commitment from Sutss really pisses me off. I'm outraged.

 

[SUTSS]

I got dragged out by some inconsiderate friends. Results up in the morning!

 

[HarvSFC]

Munkiki

 

[Spirederman]

Munkiki

Don't think it's still morning now is it HarvSFC....?

And SUTSS talks about inconsiderate friends

I'd booked a holiday with Spirederwomam and the kids... They've gone Harvs, missed my flight now mate.

Thanks a bunch SUTSS!!!

 

[SUTSS]

Quit your whinging! I haven't forgotten. I'm just hungover. I'll get things done tonight after the Norwich friendly.

 

[HarvSFC]

You're choosing a "Norwich friendly" over 1FF Wars now?!

Wow. Make sure your flight goes over Carrow Road Spired so you can flick SUTSS some v's.

 

[Dave]

You're choosing a "Norwich friendly" over 1FF Wars now?!

Wow. Make sure your flight goes over Carrow Road Spired so you can flick SUTSS some v's.

It is a fucking massive match v Brighton

 

[Spirederman]

You're choosing a "Norwich friendly" over 1FF Wars now?!

Wow. Make sure your flight goes over Carrow Road Spired so you can flick SUTSS some v's.

Missed it Harvs, Lorna had just rung me before she boarded with the kids to tell me our 8 year relationship is over...

Trust me Harvester, if I would have made that flight, knowing the results wouldn't have been up before 12pm, I would have parachuted out and shit on SUTSS head before landing on him and crushing him.

I've never know anyone quite as outrageous as him mate.

 

[HarvSFC]

I can only hope you are rightly compensated for damages Spired.

But, on the bright side at least your family won't get in the way of Football Factions anymore.

 

[Leewilson]

I can only hope you are rightly composentated for damages Spired.

But, on the bright side at least your family won't get in the way of Football Factions anymore.

Dave's wife is disgustingly about to go into labour as well. This is precisely the type of behaviour that got him voted off Survivor. 9 months ago he should have anticipated 1FF Wars and kept his dick in his pants. Or gone gay. It's alright to be fair.

 

[Spirederman]

Dave's wife is disgustingly about to go into labour as well. This is precisely the type of behaviour that got him voted off Survivor. 9 months ago he should have anticipated 1FF Wars and kept his dick in his pants. Or gone gay. It's alright to be fair.

Preposterous post Lee... You should be ashamed of yourself

 

[Spirederman]

Just noticed Robin Hood in your graveyard... Should he be dead after he stole our hard earned cash??

 

[Spirederman]

Yesssss!!

Norwich are losing

 

[Dave]

Glad to see Norwich grab a draw, TTT were always hoping for the best for you SUTSS

 

[HarvSFC]

Are Norwich friendlies an all day event?

 

[Spirederman]

It would seem so Harvs...

I must say though, I'm over the moon for SUTSS, must be on a real high after lowly Norwich scrapped out a draw against PL Brighton.

SUTSS

 

[SUTSS]

Let's get this done to stop you lot moaning.

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR Limit)
Vice City (+100k) + 30 tickets
Homer Simpson, 4, 2hp, 1D6 v Magic Broom [Disney] 5, 1hp, 1D6 w/ Golden Axe

Frank Reynolds removed by Fear from Batman

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Mount Doom + 50 tickets
Rick Sanchez, 8, 3HP, 1D6 v Pikachu [Pokemon], 8, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Jaqen H'ghar 5, 2HP, 1D6

Jaqen has taken the face of Ash.

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Roswell + 75 tickets
Nathan Drake, 14, 3hp,1D6 w/ Needle v Mewtwo [Pokemon] 15, 1hp, 1D6 w/ Gary Oak [Pokemon], 5, 2hp, 1D6

Heavyweight
The Shire + 100 tickets
Hagrid [The Order of the Phoenix], 15, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Valryian Steel & Fang (1BR) v Gimli [Fellowship of the Ring], 15, 2hp, 1D6

Bonus
New New York + Skellige + 250 tickets
Geralt of Rivia – 19BR 2HP 1D6 & Songbird 20BR 2HP 1D10 unopposed!

 

[SUTSS]

Featherweight (5BR Limit)
Vice City (+100k) + 30 tickets
Homer Simpson, 4, 2hp, 1D6 v Magic Broom [Disney] 5, 1hp, 1D6 w/ Golden Axe

It's a triumphant return for the Magic Broom who uses the Golden Axe (not sure how) to gain that advantage needed to beat Homer.

Lightweight (10BR limit)
Mount Doom + 50 tickets
Rick Sanchez, 8, 3HP, 1D6 v Pikachu [Pokemon], 8, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Jaqen H'ghar 5, 2HP, 1D6

Rick Sanchez's start is not quite as good as he is soundly defeated by the Pokemon/Faceless Man duo.

Middleweight (15BR limit)
Roswell + 75 tickets
Nathan Drake, 14, 3hp,1D6 w/ Needle v Mewtwo [Pokemon] 15, 1hp, 1D6 w/ Gary Oak [Pokemon], 5, 2hp, 1D6

This match is incredibly close. Nathan Drake rolled well but Gary Oak just pushed this one over the line for MLM who are regaining some form.

Heavyweight
The Shire + 100 tickets
Hagrid [The Order of the Phoenix], 15, 3hp, 1D6 w/ Valryian Steel & Fang (1BR) v Gimli [Fellowship of the Ring], 15, 2hp, 1D6

Hagrid has proved to be very effective in this tournament and he continues to do so using all of his advantages to win another bout.

Bonus
New New York + Skellige + 250 tickets
Geralt of Rivia – 19BR 2HP 1D6 & Songbird 20BR 2HP 1D10 unopposed!

 

[SUTSS]

The final lottery tickets are being dolled out. There are 10 prizes to be had:

1st: 1 million
2nd: 750k
3rd: 500k
4th: 400k
5th: 300k
6th: 250k
7th: 200k
8th: 150k
9th: 100k
10th: 50k