1FF Wars

[Munkiki]

While under Kaa's hypnosis, the Cylons join SBF.

 

[last request]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

 

[Spirederman]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

Yes!! Love the move SBF!!

Played Man-cubs.

 

[Leewilson]

Silly, silly SBF.

 

[Munkiki]

Most of the 3DD camp hadn't noticed the distant sound of music coming from SBF HQ...

... but it caught Liquid Snow White's attention. With memories coming back to her, she soon realises she is a cylon. Not wanting to deal with the revelation by herself, she heads off to reunite with her cylon brothers.

Liquid Snow White joins SBF

 

[Leewilson]

Most of the 3DD camp hadn't noticed the distant sound of music coming from SBF HQ...

... but it caught Liquid Snow White's attention. With memories coming back to her, she soon realises she is a cylon. Not wanting to deal with the revelation by herself, she heads off to reunite with her cylon brothers.

Liquid Snow White joins SBF

The version Disney never told you

 

[Oaf]

Oh nice, I love it when I come on to see shits hit the fan

And I also love how we now have a Cylon Snow White who's also got the soul of Liquid Snake inside of her after being grafted onto her arm. Only in 1FF Wars ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Munkiki]

SBF give Young Link their dice upgrade taking him to a D8.

Goldenrod City (lightweight)
John Locke – 5BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Mystique – 9BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

John Locke gets a +3BR boost for defending a territory while Mystique shapeshifts into Captain America.

John Locke – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Captain America Mystique – 18BR 3HP 1D8 (STAG)

South Park (lightweight)
Faction Battle
Young Link – 10BR 3HP 1D8 (SBF) vs Pikachu – 8BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD)

But... Pikachu has been ZUUL'd and is unable to battle.

Young Link – 10BR 3HP 1D8 (SBF) vs Ellen Ripley – 9BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD)

WWE Arena (middleweight)
Double Dice
Scott Pilgrim w/Golden Axe – 17BR 2HP 2D6 (3DD) vs Dutch – 13BR 3HP 2D6 (T6)

Mt Olympus (middleweight)
Stay Puft – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs The Wicked Witch of the West – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (T6)

But... the Wicked Witch of the West sends her monkeys to ship out Stay Puft and bring in Kaa.

Kaa – 2BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs The Wicked Witch of the West – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (T6)

Winterfell (heavyweight)
SBF uncontested

Oblivion (heavyweight)
£500,000 Prize
Captain America – 18BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG) vs Juggernaut – 17BR 3HP 1D8 (GNC)

Metropolis (bonus)
Super Medbay Fight – each character on the winning team's roster has a 60% chance of healing back up to their original HP
Trevor Philips – 20BR 1HP 1D8 (GNC) vs Elsa – 20BR 3HP 1D8 (3DD) vs The Cylons – 18BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Lara Croft – 17BR 2HP 2D6 (T6)

 

[Leewilson]

Munkiki you tease.

 

[Oaf]

I'd do these results now... but I've been up since 6 with the fucking clocks going forward robbing me of an hour of sleep as well, so I'm going to bed instead

But yeah, I'm fucking off tomorrow morning so I just wanted to kind of officially sign out as it were and hand things over to Munkiki full time now until I get back. I'm back home on the 8th of April, here's hoping some interesting shit goes down while I'm gone. I'll probably keep an eye on this thread once in a while when I get the chance.

 

[Rammy]

Translation: I can't be arsed anymore, so you fucking do it Munks.

 

[Leewilson]

I'd do these results now... but I've been up since 6 with the fucking clocks going forward robbing me of an hour of sleep as well, so I'm going to bed instead

But yeah, I'm fucking off tomorrow morning so I just wanted to kind of officially sign out as it were and hand things over to Munkiki full time now until I get back. I'm back home on the 8th of April, here's hoping some interesting shit goes down while I'm gone. I'll probably keep an eye on this thread once in a while when I get the chance.

Enjoy Wrestlemania Oaf. Next year run Wars after mid April.

 

[Munkiki]

Munkiki you tease.

Yeah, about that... not going to lie, I was hoping Oaf would have time to do it before he fucked off today.

Goldenrod City (lightweight)
John Locke (GNC) vs Captain America Mystique (STAG)

Upon seeing Mystique shapeshift into Captain America, confusion was quickly replaced by fear. Even with his home advantage, Locke was beaten before the battle really got started. Using Cap's shield as a projectile, Mystique makes short work of the fight and claims Goldenrod City for Stagnificent.

South Park (lightweight)
Faction Battle
Young Link (SBF) vs Ellen Ripley (3DD)

Link got off to a poor start but gained the upper-hand after knocking Ripley down with his boomerang. With her on the ground he goes all stabby stabby with his master sword to finish her off and successfully defend South Park.

Young Link earns a heart piece and SBF an offer from a faction of their choice. Ellen Ripley is dead.

WWE Arena (middleweight)
Double Dice
Scott Pilgrim w/Golden Axe (3DD) vs Dutch (T6)

Both teams had dice upgrades they could've used to try and boost their chances in this double dice fight but neither did. Equipped with the Golden Axe, Pilgrim held a slight advantage but he couldn't quite get to grips with it. Dutch just shot the fuck out of him.

Scott Pilgrim loses 1HP but through the power of love and understanding he becomes stronger (+2BR).

Mt Olympus (middleweight)
Kaa – 2BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs The Wicked Witch of the West – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (T6)

The Wicked Witch of the West picked her opponent and it paid off. Despite doing the best he could possibly do (rolled a maximum score), Kaa was no match for the Witch's power. She had him out cold before she'd even warmed up.

Winterfell (heavyweight)
SBF uncontested

Oblivion (heavyweight)
£500,000 Prize
Captain America (STAG) vs Juggernaut (GNC)

Neither of these two superhumans seemed to want the £500,000 prize (both scoring terribly from their BR). Juggernaut's momentum had him on top but Cap wasn't going to be beaten and summoned all his strength (rolled an 8) to take down the not-so-unstoppable-as-it-turns-out villain.

Metropolis (bonus)
Super Medbay Fight – each character on the winning team's roster has a 60% chance of healing back up to their original HP
Trevor Philips (GNC) vs Elsa (3DD) vs The Cylons (SBF) vs Lara Croft (T6)

Pre-battle, this looked to be quite an even contest. Both massively bulked up, Trevor and Elsa hold a BR advantage but Lara Croft's two dice make it an even playing field while the Cylons are no mugs themselves.

Perhaps distracted by the fact he was in a fight against two women and some robots/cyborgs, Trevor did very badly. With Trevor, Elsa and Lara trading blows and not particurly paying much attention to them, the Cylons seized their opportunity to strike. Elsa was quickest to react, moving out of harms way. Lara looked like she was also going survive the destruction but knowing his time was up, Trevor mustered up all he could to drag her down with him. Busy admiring their double-hit, the Cylons were unprepared as Elsa took her chance, burying them in an avalanche of snow and leaving them in an icy prison.

Elsa wins! Trevor dies, Lara is back down to 1HP and now Kaa's hypnosis has worn off, the Cylons - once thawed out - will return to 3DD.

 

[MagpieBee]

Terrible week

 

[markpvfc]

2 wins from 3 fights were badly needed, we haven't got to drop people now.

 

[Munkiki]

So...

GNC
John Locke loses 1HP
Lose Goldenrod City
Juggernaut loses 1HP and momentum
Trevor Philips is killed
Lose Metropolis

3DD
Ellen Ripley is killed
Scott Pilgrim loses 1HP and gains 2BR
Lose WWE Arena
Gain £200,000
Gain Metropolis
Gain access to Super Medbay

STAG
Mystique gains 1BR
Gain £50,000
Gain Goldenrod City
Captain America gains 1BR
Gain £500,000

SBF
Young Link gains 1BR and 1 heart piece
Gain £50,000
Get an offer of a character from a faction of their choice
Kaa loses 1HP
Lose Mt Olympus
Gain £75,000
The Cylons lose 1HP (and return to 3DD)

T6
Dutch gains 1BR
Gain £125,000
Gain WWE Arena
The Wicked Witch of the West gains 1BR
Gain £125,000
Gain Mt Olympus
Lara Croft loses 1HP


Super Medbay
Scott Pilgrim and Pikachu are healed back up to 3HP. Carl "CJ" Johnson and the Cylons are not treated and remain at 2HP.

... and finally... SBF give medpack to Dragon Maleficent

(just got to nip out, I'll put through wages/territory earnings and send out offers when I get back)

 

[SUTSS]

So Oaf fucks off and we start winning matches....

 

[HarvSFC]

Bring Oaf back.

 

[Spirederman]

Massive downturn in fortunes for us regarding current placings. I'd agree with what's been said in our PM. I have us sat as 4th favourites now.

 

[Spirederman]

With Pilgrim healing as well 3DD are guaranteed a 20BR character with him, with the Power of Love And Understanding.

 

[Leewilson]

Massive downturn in fortunes for us regarding current placings. I'd agree with what's been said in our PM. I have us sat as 4th favourites now.

I'm not falling for the old 'playing down your hopes' card. You've got a large roster there and it only takes winning 1-2 battles to get yourself right back on track.

 

[Spirederman]

I'm not falling for the old 'playing down your hopes' card. You've got a large roster there and it only takes winning 1-2 battles to get yourself right back on track.

We're up to capacity Lee, and an awful lot of our roster is absolute garbage.

We've used all our good powers mate.

We're in deep shit. Basically what Dave says, we're actually bottom now.

 

[HarvSFC]

Don't reveal too much in public.

 

[Stagat]

If only you had a bit of money to buy someone good.

 

[Spirederman]

Don't reveal too much in public.

Just agreeing with Dave Harvs.

We're fucked.

 

[Leewilson]

We're up to capacity Lee, and an awful lot of our roster is absolute garbage.

We've used all our good powers mate.

We're in deep shit. Basically what Dave says, we're actually bottom now.

And you've still got plenty of characters capable of winning fights in all weight classes. The only thing you've dropped are territories. Win a few back and you can add to the roster since you have the money. I know exactly what I'd do if I was a member of your team and you're not silly, you know exactly what to do also.

There's a long way to go. Any team can win.

 

[Spirederman]

And you've still got plenty of characters capable of winning fights in all weight classes. The only thing you've dropped are territories. Win a few back and you can add to the roster since you have the money. I know exactly what I'd do if I was a member of your team and you're not silly, you know exactly what to do also.

There's a long way to go. Any team can win.

We haven't got a clue where to turn next tbh.

PM and tell me what you'd do, as that intrigues me.

 

[Spirederman]

Don't worry Spirederman , you've still got a rug.

You have Shapeshift Dave.

No contest.

 

[Leewilson]

We haven't got a clue where to turn next tbh.

PM and tell me what you'd do, as that intrigues me.

When the game is over.

 

[Munkiki]

Wolverine is able to regenerate damaged or destroyed tissues of his body. He gains +1HP.

Baloo teaches Young Link the bare necessities of life. He gains +1BR.