1FF Wars

[Leewilson]

Fucking Hell!! Really thought the other numbers would be a lot higher!!

Not sure how you've reached that many to be honest. There's been loads of gaps and some of the weeks haven't needed an immense amount of discussion. I've been the main contributor in our thread and the other guys have often just needed to agree with me or if there has been slight alterations we come to a solution very quickly.

 

[Munkiki]

104 in ours. 47 of them are munkiki and oaf.

Is that the replies or the number of times you've called Oaf a c***?

 

[Leewilson]

How do you check how many posts have been posted by each person in a thread/PM?

 

[Spirederman]

Not sure how you've reached that many to be honest. There's been loads of gaps and some of the weeks haven't needed an immense amount of discussion. I've been the main contributor in our thread and the other guys have often just needed to agree with me or if there has been slight alterations we come to a solution very quickly.

Extremely active members Lee. Even in the quiet periods we analyse.

 

[Spirederman]

How do you check how many posts have been posted by each person in a thread/PM?

Just asked Munks to do it for ours.

 

[Spirederman]

Sadly he's not a magician.

A genius yes.

 

[Stagat]

I've been the main contributor in our thread and the other guys have often just needed to agree with me or if there has been slight alterations we come to a solution very quickly.

 

[Leewilson]

Magic has been my Dave Dodds.

Yes boss, yes boss, yes boss, yes boss:hesk:

 

[Magic]

Let's face it, I still don't have a bloody clue what's going on.

 

[Munkiki]

3DD upgrade the Cylons' dice.

 

[Don Tonberry]

I think we're on 243 replies or something like that.

 

[Munkiki]

Elsa sings and it gets fucking EVERYWHERE! LIKE. LITERALLY. EVERY. FUCKING. WHERE. Every character outside of 3DD takes a 1BR hit this week because they can't concentrate with that damn song stuck in their heads!

Not going to update the OP for this, only to have to change it all back. But for reference, here are the changes to BR:

GNC
Professor Xavier [X-Men] – 15BR 2HP 1D6 – £600,000/£65,000 – Leader: X-Men
Beast [X-Men] – 12BR 1HP 1D6 – £350,000/£55,000 – Scientist
Indiana Jones – 7BR 2HP 1D6 – £100,000/£10,000 – None
Homer Simpson – 3BR 3HP 1D6 – £60,000/£8,000 – The Homer they fall
Juggernaut [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 13BR 2HP 1D8 – £650,000/£50,000 – Unstoppable
Scorpion – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£25,000 – None
Predator – 16BR 3HP 1D6 – £450,000/£39,000 – None
Wolverine [X-Men] – 14BR 3HP 1D8 – £600,000/£65,000 – Regeneration
John Locke – 4BR 2HP 1D6 – £190,000/£18,000 – For the Good of the Island
Gollum – 3BR 3HP 1D6 – £60,000/£8,000 – Precious...
Hodor – 4BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£5,000 – HODOR
Trevor Philips [Grand Theft Auto] – 19BR 1HP 1D8 – £200,000/NA – None

STAG
Captain America [Avengers] – 18BR 2HP 1D8 – £550,000/£40,000 – Leader: Avengers Assemble!
Super Meat Boy – 2BR 9,992HP 1D4 – £300,000/£30,000 – Super Meat Boy!
Crash Bandicoot – 12BR 1HP 1D6 – £350,000/£25,000 – Aku Aku
Bilbo Baggins – 4BR 3HP 1D6 – £60,000/£8,000 – None
Jesse Pinkman [Breaking Bad] – 3BR 1HP 1D4 – £200,000/NA – Money Maker (£50k)
Marcus Fenix – 13BR 2HP 1D6 – £400,000/£36,000 – Chainsaw Gun
Mystique [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 9BR 3HP 1D6 – £500,000/£50,000 – Shapeshift (1)

SBF
Stay Puft – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £450,000/£30,000 – Zuul
Mewtwo [Pokémon] – 9BR 3HP 1D6 – £180,000/£15,000 – Potential
Mufasa [Disney] – 9BR 1HP 1D6 – £230,000/£25,000 – Everything the Sun Touches Will Be Yours
Dragon Maleficent [Disney] – 13BR 2HP 1D6 – £400,000/£35,000 – None
Peter Pan [Disney] – 4BR 2HP 1D6 – £25,000/£10,000 – The boy who never grew up
Baloo [Disney] – 4BR 2HP 1D6 – £250,000/£25,000 – The Bare Necessities
Link – 16BR 3HP 1D10 – £400,000/£50,000 – Ocarina of Time
Kaa [Disney] – 1BR 2HP 1D6 – £300,000/£25,000 – None
Liquid Snow White [Disney] – 5BR 3HP 1D6 – £80,000/£5,000 – None

T6
Goofy [Disney] – 10BR 2HP 1D6 – £230,000/£25,000 – Shield
Dutch – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £280,000/£29,000 – GET TO DA CHOPPA!
Lara Croft – 16BR 1HP 2D6 – £400,000/£40,000 – None
Raphael [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£35,000 – Rebel
Heisenberg – CANNOT BE TARGETED BY ABILITIES/ITEMS AND CANNOT TAKE PART IN FIGHTS NO MATTER WHAT!
The Wicked Witch of the West – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£35,000 – None
John Cena [WWE] – 7BR 2HP 1D8 – £120,000/£15,000 – Super Cena

 

[Munkiki]

Oh and...

Young Link plays the Ocarina of Time and travels into the future to become an adult.

 

[Spirederman]

SBF just got serious.

 

[Veggie Legs]

I bet half the messages in the GNC conversation are just Spirederman rambling to himself like he does in here.

 

[Spirederman]

I bet half the messages in the GNC conversation are just Spirederman rambling to himself like he does in here.

Believe it or not, I don't think I'm the most active this time!!

MagpieBee, take a bow.

 

[MagpieBee]

It's a war, not a game gentlemen.

 

[Munkiki]

Week 12:

1FF Wars Lightweight Cup
Indiana Jones – 7BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC)
Pikachu – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD)
Mystique – 9BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)
Mewtwo – 9BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF)
Goofy – 10BR 2HP 1D6 (T6)

1FF Wars Middleweight Cup
Wolverine – 14BR 3HP 1D8 (GNC)
Drax w/Golden Axe – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD)
Marcus Fenix – 13BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG)
Stay Puft – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF)
Dutch – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (T6)

1FF Wars Heavyweight Cup
Trevor Philips – 19BR 1HP 1D8 (GNC)
Elsa – 20BR 3HP 1D8 (3DD)
Captain America – 18BR 2HP 1D8 (STAG)
Link – 16BR 3HP 1D10 (SBF)
Lara Croft – 16BR 1HP 2D6 (T6)
The Wicked Witch of the West – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (T6)

Lara Croft is possessed by ZUUL and cannot take part in the tournament, as a safety precaution T6 had the Wicked Witch of the West ready and waiting to step in if needed.

Round 1

Goofy (T6) v Indiana Jones (GNC)
Pikachu (3DD) v Mystique (STAG)

Stay Puft (SBF) v Dutch (T6)
Wolverine (GNC) v Marcus Fenix (STAG)

Elsa (3DD) v Link (SBF)
Captain America (STAG) v The Wicked Witch of the West (T6)

Round 2

Mewtwo (SBF) v Indiana Jones (GNC)
Goofy (T6) v Pikachu (3DD)

Wolverine (GNC) v Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD)
Marcus Fenix (STAG) v Stay Puft (SBF)

The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) v Trevor Philips (GNC)
Elsa (3DD) v Captain America (STAG)

Round 3

Mewtwo (SBF) v Goofy (T6)
Indiana Jones (GNC) v Mystique (STAG)

Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD) v Stay Puft (SBF)
Marcus Fenix (STAG) v Dutch (T6)

Link (SBF) v Trevor Philips (GNC)
The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) v Elsa (3DD)

Round 4

Indiana Jones (GNC) v Pikachu (3DD)
Mystique (STAG) v Mewtwo (SBF)

Dutch (T6) v Wolverine (GNC)
Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD) v Marcus Fenix (STAG)

Link (SBF) v The Wicked Witch of the West (T6)
Trevor Philips (GNC) v Captain America (STAG)

Round 5

Pikachu (3DD) v Mewtwo (SBF)
Mystique (STAG) v Goofy (T6)

Stay Puft (SBF) v Wolverine (GNC)
Dutch (T6) v Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD)

Trevor Philips (GNC) v Elsa (3DD)
Captain America (STAG) v Link (SBF)

 

[last request]

Always wanted to say this....in my best Ash Ketchum voice...

MEWTWO, I CHOOSE YOU

 

[Leewilson]

Always wanted to say this....in my best Ash Ketchum voice...

MEWTWO, I CHOOSE YOU

Erm, I think there's only one bad ass that Ash Ketchum is choosing.

 

[last request]

Fine, he's a wuss compared to Gary Oak anyway.

 

[Munkiki]

Round 1

Goofy (T6) v Indiana Jones (GNC)
Pikachu (3DD) v Mystique (STAG)

Armed with only his shield, Goofy bided his time until Indy let up and with one fell swoop knocked him unconscious. Pikachu didn't look up for this fight but Mystique, possibly complacent and forgetting she didn't have Captain America's strength any more, did much worse. A thunder bolt attack enough to send her flying and earn Pikachu an early win.

Stay Puft (SBF) v Dutch (T6)
Wolverine (GNC) v Marcus Fenix (STAG)

Despite a pretty good effort, Dutch's bullets were no match for Stay Puft's marshmallowy goodness. Absorbing everything thrown at him, Stay then suffocated Dutch to open with a win. In the closest fight so far, Wolverine and Marcus Fenix traded equal blows. Eventually fatigue set in for Fenix though, letting Wolverine take this one.

Elsa (3DD) v Link (SBF)
Captain America (STAG) v The Wicked Witch of the West (T6)

Link played his ocarina, Elsa sang. They seemed to have forgotten what they were here for but Elsa flew into a rage when Link fudged a note. He stood no chance and in second was frozen solid. A mismatch on paper, the Wicked Witch actually gave a decent account of herself and made Cap work a lot harder for the win than he was expecting.

Round 2

Mewtwo (SBF) v Indiana Jones (GNC)
Goofy (T6) v Pikachu (3DD)

Indy put in as much as he did in his first fight but Mewtwo wasn't as patient as Goofy and kept leaving himself open. A close fight but Indy emerged victorious. Pikachu was unable to match his impressive first round performance while Goofy makes it two wins out of two.

Wolverine (GNC) v Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD)
Marcus Fenix (STAG) v Stay Puft (SBF)

His first fight took a hell of a lot out of him and it showed, Wolverine looked a shadow of himself. A couple of swings with the Golden Axe and Drax sent the mutant packing. Likewise, Fenix also suffered from his opening fight leaving Stay Puft to win his second straight fight.

The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) v Trevor Philips (GNC)
Elsa (3DD) v Captain America (STAG)

Trevor opens his tournament with a less than impressive performance but does just enough to see off the Wicked Witch. Two close battles for her but two defeats. If it was a tough ask for her to avoid finishing bottom before, it's a monumental task now. Elsa still shaking with anger about Link not being able to keep a tune was caught off guard by Captain America. He brings the ice queen back down to earth with a comfortable win.

 

[last request]

 

[Munkiki]

Round 3

Mewtwo (SBF) v Goofy (T6)
Indiana Jones (GNC) v Mystique (STAG)

Mewtwo matched the early leader for most of the fight but couldn't quite last the distance. Goofy somehow making it three wins from three. Indy has proved incredibly consistent thus far and although matching his early performances, Mystique massively upped her game and the beat the living crap out of him.

Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD) v Stay Puft (SBF)
Marcus Fenix (STAG) v Dutch (T6)

Full of confidence after his comfortable win over Wolverine, Drax came out guns blazing. Stay Puft tried to give as much as he took but couldn't quite manage it. His run coming to an end in a closely contested battle. Two military men came to blows next. You'd have thought it'd be close but Fenix blew Dutch away earning his first win.

Link (SBF) v Trevor Philips (GNC)
The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) v Elsa (3DD)

Once thawed out, Link was fully pumped up for his next fight and sliced Trevor to shit. An unconvincing start to the tournament for the GTA man, he really needs to step up his game if he's going to challenge Elsa and Cap. Speaking of the former, she wasn't ready to be caught napping again and came down hard on the Wicked Witch. A very easy win to get back on track.

Round 4

Indiana Jones (GNC) v Pikachu (3DD)
Mystique (STAG) v Mewtwo (SBF)

Perhaps down after his consistency had only earned him one win from his first three fights, Indy's level dipped while Pikachu put in his best performance of the tournament to take him down. After an early set-back, Mystique was now in full flow and Mewtwo was powerless to prevent a third successive defeat.

Dutch (T6) v Wolverine (GNC)
Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD) v Marcus Fenix (STAG)

Embarrassed by his last fight and wanting to take advantage of an under-performing Wolverine, Dutch came out strong and never let up. Wolverine was defeated, again. Buoyed by winning his opening two fights, Drax wiped the floor with Fenix. The Golden Axe proving just too powerful for him.

Link (SBF) v The Wicked Witch of the West (T6)
Trevor Philips (GNC) v Captain America (STAG)

Link wasn't able to maintain the level of the performance of his last fight but against a totally dejected Witch, he eased his way to his second win. He needed to step up and that he did, Trevor put the overconfident Captain America on his backside and is right back in this.

 

[HarvSFC]

Bring back Oaf.

 

[Leewilson]

Even if we lose our last 3 fights, it's been a good effort from our lot. Pikachu 2/3. Drax 3/3. Elsa 2/3

Happy to avoid bottom spots in all groups. I have bad memories of this round from the last Wars.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Wtf mate.

1/3 for each character.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Drax is a G.

 

[Munkiki]

So, going into their final fixtures, the standings are:

1FF Wars Lightweight Cup
1st. Goofy (T6) W3 D0 L0 9pts
2nd. Mystique (STAG) W2 D0 L1 6pts
2nd. Pikachu (3DD) W2 D0 L1 6pts
4th. Indiana Jones (GNC) W1 D0 L3 3pts
5th. Mewtwo (SBF) W0 D0 L3 0pts

Goofy needs only to avoid defeat to finish top while Mewtwo needs a win to take Indy to a bottom place play-off.

1FF Wars Middleweight Cup
1st. Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD) W3 D0 L0 9pts
2nd. Stay Puft (SBF) W2 D0 L1 6pts
3rd. Dutch (T6) W1 D0 L2 3pts
3rd. Marcus Fenix (STAG) W1 D0 L3 3pts
3rd. Wolverine (GNC) W1 D0 L2 3pts

Drax looking good for first here but Stay Puft can force a 1st/2nd play-off if results go his way. To have a chance to avoid finishing bottom Marcus Fenix needs one or both of Dutch and Wolverine to lose.

1FF Wars Heavyweight Cup
1st. Captain America (STAG) W2 D0 L1 6pts
1st. Elsa (3DD) W2 D0 L1 6pts
1st. Link (SBF) W2 D0 L1 6pts
1st. Trevor Philips (GNC) W2 D0 L1 6pts
5th. The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) W0 D0 L4 0pts

Well, the Witch is definitely finishing bottom here. With everyone else locked on six points, it's literally anybody's.

Round 5

Pikachu (3DD) v Mewtwo (SBF)
Mystique (STAG) v Goofy (T6)

In an all Pokémon clash, it's another very close fight but Pikachu condemns Mewtwo to a fourth defeat out of four. For someone who doesn't like to use weapons and tries to avoid fighting if he can help it, Goofy has had an extremely good tournament. Mystique puts up a fight but cannot overcome the leader and will have to settle for third.

Stay Puft (SBF) v Wolverine (GNC)
Dutch (T6) v Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD)

With the chance to challenge for first place, Stay Puft just completely bottled it. I mean Norwich needing a win and losing 6-0 to Fulham on the last day of the season style bottling it. Wolverine destroys him to move level on points and guarantee a play-off for position. Upon hearing the news he'd secured the cup, Drax went into his final fight half-heartedly. Dutch wasn't up to much himself but managed to just get the win and make it a three-way play-off for 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

Trevor Philips (GNC) v Elsa (3DD)
Captain America (STAG) v Link (SBF)

After a comfortable win over Cap and a chance to go top, Trevor should have fancied his chances. But, not for the first time, Elsa completely humiliated him. The most one-sided fight of the week, in fact. And in another heavily one-sided fight, Captain America swats Link aside. Elsa and Cap will fight it out for 1st and 2nd while Trevor and Link will for 3rd and 4th.

 

[Leewilson]

Fucking brilliant. Pikachu 2nd. Drax 1st and Elsa either 1st or 2nd.

Chuffed with that.