1FF Wars

[markpvfc]

Shame we had the witch in the heavyweight cup rather than Lara Croft, results might've been different.
On the other hand the power used that reduced everyone's Bp by 1 allowed Goofy into the lightweight division rather than Cerna and that would've been completely different so I suppose 1 cup won wasn't to bad.

 

[Munkiki]

Play-offs

Middleweight Cup – 2nd, 3rd & 4th
Dutch (T6) vs Wolverine (GNC) vs Stay Puft (SBF)

Dutch just couldn't compete, Stay Puft absorbed his attacks while he couldn't match Wolverine's stamina. He finishes 4th.

Wolverine had destroyed Stay Puft to set up this clash but this was a hell of a lot closer. The marshmallow man fought hard but in the end just agonisingly fell short (literally lost by 1!) Wolverine takes 2nd, Stay Puft 3rd.

Heavyweight Cup – 3rd & 4th
Trevor Philips (GNC) vs Link (SBF)

Link had beaten Trevor comfortably in their previous meeting but this wasn't even close to going the same way. Pumped up and wanting revenge, Trevor pummelled a sorry looking Link. Trevor takes 3rd, Link 4th.

Heavyweight Cup – 1st & 2nd
Elsa (3DD) vs Captain America (STAG)

On a high from the utter destruction of Trevor in her previous fight, Elsa was unstoppable. Cap actually put in a better performance than the one he beat her in but still came off second best. He has to settle for runner-up with Elsa taking the big prize.

 

[Leewilson]

 

[Magic]

 

[The Hand of Dom]

 

[Munkiki]

1FF Wars Lightweight Cup
1st. Goofy (T6) W3 D1 L0 10pts (£200,000 + Polyjuice Potion)
2nd. Pikachu (3DD) W3 D0 L1 9pts (£100,000 + Liquid Luck)
3rd. Mystique (STAG) W2 D1 L1 7pts (£50,000 + Befuddlement Draught)
4th. Indiana Jones (GNC) W1 D0 L3 3pts (Lottery ticket)
5th. Mewtwo (SBF) W0 D0 L4 0pts

1FF Wars Middleweight Cup
1st. Drax w/Golden Axe (3DD) W3 D0 L1 9pts (£500,000 + Time-Turner)
2nd. Wolverine (GNC) W2 D0 L2 6pts (£250,000 + Ageing Potion)
3rd. Stay Puft (SBF) W2 D0 L2 6pts (£125,000 + Booster Pack)
4th. Dutch (T6) W2 D0 L2 6pts (2x Lottery ticket)
5th. Marcus Fenix (STAG) W1 D0 L3 3pts

1FF Wars Heavyweight Cup
1st. Elsa (3DD) W3 D0 L1 9pts (£800,000 + Mystery Prize)
2nd. Captain America (STAG) W3 D0 L1 9pts (£400,000 + Sleeping Draught)
3rd. Trevor Philips (GNC) W2 D0 L2 6pts (£200,000 + Deadly Poison)
4th. Link (SBF) W2 D0 L2 6pts (3x Lottery ticket)
5th. The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) W0 D0 L4 0pts


GNC: £450,000 + Deadly Poison + Ageing Potion + Lottery ticket
3DD: £1,400,000 + Mystery Prize + Time-Turner + Liquid Luck
STG: £450,000 + Sleeping Draught + Befuddlement Draught
SBF: £125,000 + 3x Lottery ticket + Booster Pack
TSX: £200,000 + 2x Lottery ticket + Polyjuice Potion

 

[Spirederman]

Basically joint second with Stags overall.

Happy with that, this was always going to be 3DD's week.

 

[Munkiki]

SBF, GNC and T6 gather round for the lottery results.

SBF:
03-06-15-19-24-47
01-04-11-12-30-42
13-19-21-29-34-37

GNC:
01-08-11-22-41-49

T6:
03-06-15-30-41-43
24-29-32-38-40-44

01-11-15-30-41-42
Prizes
Match 3 - £100,000
Match 4 - £300,000
Match 5 - £500,000
Match 6 - £1,000,000​

SBF +£300,000
GNC +£100,000
T6 +£100,000

 

[HarvSFC]

Can we win Oaf back?

 

[Munkiki]

Bender sneaks into GNC camp looking to steal the Deadly Poison. But he's disturbed in the act and as he desperately tries to escape, he runs straight off a cliff. Bender is dead.

 

[HarvSFC]

Unlucky.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

 

[last request]

RIP Bender

I'm sure 3DD can console themselves in their piles of money though.

 

[PaulHaddock]

 

[Spirederman]

Lolz

 

[Spirederman]

Thieving bastard.

Got his comeuppance.

 

[last request]

Also, top stuff Munks. If I'd realised you were going to be this involved again I would have credited you on the intro vid. Oaf the big TFFpocalypse war criminal egomaniac specifically said to put "Oaf presents" only though and not "Oaf & Munkiki presents".

*Some of this may or may not be true.

 

[Leewilson]

Worth a shot.

 

[Munkiki]

MURDER!

While plotting their next moves, Team Stagnificent heard a deafening scream. Looking around, they noticed Mystique was not amongst them and immediately set out on a search for her. It wasn't long before Bilbo and Crash found her lifeless body. Mystique is dead, brutally murdered.

Elsewhere, the Cylons gain +1BR through Xavier's School.

 

[Leewilson]

Shapeshift now you sneaky bitch.

 

[Techno Natch]

Thank god she's off our wages. A lot for one use.

 

[Spirederman]

Thank god she's off our wages. A lot for one use.

One use hahaha.

It was still an active power in the OP.

 

[Techno Natch]

One use hahaha.

It was still an active power in the OP.

Of course Oaf never makes mistakes.

 

[Leewilson]

Thank god she's off our wages. A lot for one use.

It was still in play. Powers disappear from the OP when they're done. You had used it once but it was most likely a 3-5 use thing.

FWIW, we had to choose a lightweight or we'd have looked elsewhere.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Not to mention it previously said Shapeshift (1).

It was a limited use power, no doubt, but never one!

 

[Spirederman]

Of course Oaf never makes mistakes.

It even had a special (1) next to it Natch

 

[Spirederman]

Not to mention it previously said Shapeshift (1).

It was a limited use power, no doubt, but never one!

Hadn't seen this.

 

[HarvSFC]

Plus the OP was edited by Munks and he doesn't make mistakes.

 

[Magic]

Can we stop disrespecting the dead please with this nonsense?

 

[Munkiki]

STAG and GNC buy Dice Upgrades.

3DD sign:

Andrew Ryan – 3BR 3HP 1D4 – £350,000/£30,000 – Leader: I Chose... Rapture/A Slave Obeys

SBF boost Link with a Dice Upgrade and Rare Candy. GNC boost Wolverine with a Dice Upgrade.


Deadline for signings/purchases, 1pm.