1FF Wars

[IanH]

3DD sign:

Daenerys Targaryen – 2BR 3HP 1D6 – £1,000,000/£50,000 – Leader: Fire and Blood

That's the one! I knew that the last time I played this game I had the Independence Day spaceship and one other character and it was this bint, whoever she is (i don't watch tv - guessing game of thrones?)

 

[Spirederman]

That's the one! I knew that the last time I played this game I had the Independence Day spaceship and one other character and it was this bint, whoever she is (i don't watch tv - guessing game of thrones?)

Yeah, she was an absolute bag of cactus last time out!

Got burned pretty quickly IIRC

 

[Munkiki]

'Kin ell, Dany's power must be good, with her coming in at a cool 1m (Or 750k as a special price for 1 Dick and a Magic, seeing as though Munks has been so kind to them!)

Haha, nothing to do with me. If you want to blame anyone, blame this mug...

Speaking of... 3DD release Terry Tibbs (£44,000 pay-out)

T6 buy a Dice Upgrade.

 

[Munkiki]

Wonderland (lightweight)
3DD vs GNC vs T6

Oblivion (lightweight)
DOUBLE DICE
STAG vs SBF

Mt Olympus (middleweight)
HITMAN FIGHT
T6 vs 2 vs 2

Xavier's School (middleweight)
3DD vs GNC vs STAG

TARDIS (heavyweight)
DOUBLE MONEY FIGHT
SBF vs GNC

South Park (heavyweight)
SBF vs 3DD

Rapture (bonus)
FREE FACTION CHARACTER
3DD vs SBF vs GNC vs 1

up to 3 spots each + bonus


Deadline: is tomorrow too short notice? I'll leave it open. If all teams have instructions in tomorrow, I'll do it then. If not, it'll have to be midday Tuesday.

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO XAVIER'S SCHOOL

 

[Techno Natch]

Stags to Xavier's school

 

[last request]

Rapture

 

[last request]

Oblivion

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO WONDERLAND AND TARDIS

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO RAPTURE

 

[markpvfc]

T6 to Wonderland

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to South Park

 

[Munkiki]

Andrew Ryan uses conditioning techniques to get Marcus Fenix to do his bidding. Marcus Fenix is now under the control of 3DD.

 

[Munkiki]

But...

Abe possesses him. Marcus Fenix joins GNC.

uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu

 

[Stagat]

Ha. FU 3DD

 

[HarvSFC]

Oh shit.

 

[Stagat]

Use Super Meet Boy to make Marcus come and meet us for a coffee and rejoin our team

 

[Spirederman]

Oh shit.

Wow, that was all about the timing it seems.

Phew

 

[MagpieBee]

Lol.

 

[Munkiki]

Wonderland (lightweight)
Pikachu – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Indiana Jones – 8BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC) vs John Cena – 8BR 2HP 1D8 (T6)

Oblivion (lightweight)
DOUBLE DICE
Bilbo Baggins – 5BR 3HP 2D6 (STAG) vs Mewtwo – 10BR 3HP 2D6 (SBF)

Mt Olympus (middleweight)
HITMAN FIGHT
The Wicked Witch of the West – 14BR 3HP 1D6 & Dutch – 14BR 2HP 1D6 (T6) uncontested

Xavier's School (middleweight)
Drax w/the Golden Axe – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Juggernaut – 14BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC) vs Crash Bandicoot – 13BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG)

Drax drinks Liquid Luck and gets advantage on his BR and dice rolls. GNC then trick him into drinking the Ageing Potion. The Liquid Luck seems to partially counteract the potion though and Drax doesn't age quite as much as was intended. He still becomes weaker, losing 4BR.

Drax w/the Golden Axe – 11BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Juggernaut – 14BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC) vs Crash Bandicoot – 13BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG)

TARDIS (heavyweight)
DOUBLE MONEY FIGHT
Stay Puft – 16BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Trevor Philips – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC)

Trevor is possessed by Zuul. With no back-up orders, SBF defend the TARDIS unopposed.

South Park (heavyweight)
Mufasa – 10BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Scott Pilgrim – 18BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD)

Rapture (bonus)
FREE FACTION CHARACTER
The Cylons – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (3DD) vs Link – 18BR 3HP 1D12 (SBF) vs Godzilla – 17BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC)

 

[Spirederman]

Played SBF.

We never considered Zuul.

Too busy focusing on Xavier's School.

 

[Munkiki]

Wonderland (lightweight)
Pikachu (3DD) vs Indiana Jones (GNC) vs John Cena (T6)

An evenly matched three-way fight, the difference proving to be Cena's upgraded dice. He probably did some wrestling crap on Pikachu after he'd thunderbastarded Indy.

Oblivion (lightweight)
DOUBLE DICE
Bilbo Baggins (STAG) vs Mewtwo (SBF)

Bilbo actually put up a really good fight here but he's a hobbit and Mewtwo is a badass. He just couldn't quite overcome that in the end.

Mt Olympus (middleweight)
HITMAN FIGHT
The Wicked Witch of the West & Dutch (T6) defend Mt Olympus unopposed.

Xavier's School (middleweight)
Drax w/the Golden Axe (3DD) vs Juggernaut (GNC) vs Crash Bandicoot (STAG)

Liquid Luck played a massive part here. Without it, Drax would have been destroyed, leaving Juggernaut and Crash to fight it out for the territory. Instead he managed to match Juggernaut, after they'd taken out Crash. It's a draw.

Aku Aku prevents Crash from taking damage but then disappears...

TARDIS (heavyweight)
DOUBLE MONEY FIGHT
Stay Puft (SBF) uncontested.

South Park (heavyweight)
Mufasa (SBF) vs Scott Pilgrim (3DD)

Massive upset in South Park as Mufasa mauls Pilgrim. Not a complete disaster for 3DD as it turns out since he still gains +2BR through the Power of Love and Understanding.

Rapture (bonus)
FREE FACTION CHARACTER
The Cylons (3DD) vs Link (SBF) vs Godzilla (GNC)

The weakest on paper going in but fuck me, it couldn't have been any more one-sided. Even if the Cylons and Link combined forces, they'd still have lost comfortably. An impressive debut for Godzilla and he earns GNC a free character from a faction of their choice.

 

[Spirederman]

Not the one we wanted, but at least only Indy takes damage.

Fuck you 3DD

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Shit week!

 

[Munkiki]

GNC:
Indiana Jones loses 1HP
Gain £200,000
Godzilla gains 1BR
Gain Rapture
Gain free faction character

3DD:
Pikachu loses 1HP
Lose Wonderland
Scott Pilgrim loses 1HP
Scott Pilgrim gains 2BR
The Cylons lose 1HP
Lose Rapture

STAG:
Bilbo Baggins loses 1HP
Lose Oblivion
Crash Bandicoot avoids damage

SBF:
Gain £50,000
Mewtwo gains 2BR
Gain Oblivion
Gain £150,000
Gain £200,000
Mufasa gains 1BR
Link loses 1HP

T6:
Gain £50,000
John Cena gains 1BR
Gain Wonderland
Gain £75,000
Gain Hitman

 

[Munkiki]

Wages/earnings paid.

Marcus Fenix returns to Stagnificent.

Now sending offers.

 

[Munkiki]

3DD buy a Phoenix Down

 

[Munkiki]

SBF buy a Dice Upgrade. They immediately give it and their Med-Pack to Link.

GNC by a Med-Pack.

Kevin McCallister gains 1BR through training at Xavier's School.

Deadline for signings/purchases: 12pm tomorrow

 

[Leewilson]

Link has turned into a beast of a character

 

[Spirederman]

A 12 dice and a 6 dice on top of his 18BR!!

Monster.

Still, not good enough to beat Godzilla .