1FF Wars

[Munkiki]

Apologies for the delay, sometimes... as much as I'd prefer it not to... life happens. Anyway...

STAG give their Dice Upgrade to Captain America and slip the Befuddlement Draught into Dragon Maleficent's drink, she becomes disorientated. For her next fight (whenever it is), she rolls disadvantage on her BR and dice throws.

South Park (lightweight)
Baloo – 5BR 2HP 1D6 & Liquid Snow White – 6BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Super Meat Boy – 3BR 9,992HP 1D4 & Bilbo Baggins – 5BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG)

If two or more faction members are on the same side in a multi-character fight, they each gain +1BR for each member also in the fight. Baloo and Liquid Snow White are boosted 1BR each for this fight.

Baloo – 6BR 2HP 1D6 & Liquid Snow White – 7BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Super Meat Boy – 3BR 9,992HP 1D4 & Bilbo Baggins – 5BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG)

Mt Olympus (lightweight)
FACTION BATTLE
John Cena – 9BR 2HP 1D8 (T6) vs Kaa – 2BR 2HP 1D6 (SBF)

Vice City (middleweight)
? (GNC) vs Drax w/The Golden Axe – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD)

GNC fail to select a fighter incurring a £200k fine and leaving 3DD to take Vice City unopposed.

Rapture (middleweight)
BATTLE OF THE MINDS – four questions relating to the fighters
? (GNC) vs Marcus Fenix – 14BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG)

GNC fail to select a fighter incurring a £200k fine and leaving STAG to take Rapture unopposed.

Quahog (heavyweight)
Elsa – 20BR 3HP 1D8 (3DD) vs ? (GNC)

GNC fail to select a figther incurring a £200k fine and leaving 3DD to defend Quahog unopposed.

Winterfell (heavyweight)
Link – 18BR 3HP 1D12+1D6 (SBF) vs Raphael – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (T6) vs Captain America – 19BR 1HP 1D10 (STAG)

Stay Puft uses Zuul to possess Captain America, he cannot fight this week. Crash Bandicoot takes his place.

Although too late to prevent Zuul, Team Stagnificent dropped some treats off for Stay Puft and Link at SBF HQ. They gobbled up the tasty cupcakes not knowing they'd been spiked with the Sleeping Draught and fell instantly into a deep but temporary sleep. They cannot fight this week.

Raphael – 13BR 3HP 1D6 (T6) vs Crash Bandicoot – 13BR 1HP 1D6 (STAG)

WWE Arena (bonus)
DOUBLE OFFERS – get 6 character/item offers instead of 3
Lara Croft – 17BR 1HP 2D6 (T6) vs The Cylons – 20BR 1HP 1D8 (3DD) vs Velociraptor – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs ? (GNC)

GNC fail to select a fighter incurring a £200k fine.

They might not know it but there is never just one Velociraptor, while preparing to fight this one Lara Croft and the Cylons get unexpectedly attacked by others. They deal 1HP damage. Lara Croft and the Cylons both die before the fight even starts.

STAG take WWE Arena unopposed.

 

[Leewilson]

Game over for GNC

Deadline missed.

I have no idea how you have managed to self capitulate this game week.

Is it over possessing Andrew Ryan by mistake? Because that's a really silly reason if so. We didn't have any magical plan in reserve, just a middleweight with a golden axe.

How have you managed to miss the deadline with 4 very active players? Bizarre.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Christ alive GNC.

Nearly 1000 replies and you miss a deadline.

 

[PaulHaddock]

By 20 minutes. Since Oaf has left, we have been a downward spiral. We won't see out the week.

 

[Magic]

 

[Leewilson]

To be fair, and not wanting to boast, I am the king of forum gaming on here.

My haul of Silverware is admired by many, but matched by none.

:hesk:

 

[Magic]

Spidey is the Gazza of forum gaming.

Sent from my HTC Desire EYE using Tapatalk

 

[Munkiki]

South Park (lightweight)
Baloo & Liquid Snow White (SBF) vs Super Meat Boy & Bilbo Baggins (STAG)

SMB and Bilbo put in a consistent effort but it's not nearly enough. In fact, Liquid Snow White takes care of both on her own with Baloo just humming and dancing oblivous to the fight.

Mt Olympus (lightweight)
FACTION BATTLE
John Cena (T6) vs Kaa (SBF)

Not a massive shock here as John Cena completely destroys Kaa.

Vice City (middleweight)
Drax w/The Golden Axe (3DD) uncontested

Rapture (middleweight)
BATTLE OF THE MINDS – four questions relating to the fighters
Marcus Fenix (STAG) uncontested

Quahog (heavyweight)
Elsa (3DD) uncontested

Winterfell (heavyweight)
Raphael (T6) vs Crash Bandicoot (STAG)

Though evenly matched going in, this turned out to be quite one-sided. Raphael ninja'd the fuck out of Crash, leaving him to die.

WWE Arena (bonus)
DOUBLE OFFERS – get 6 character/item offers instead of 3
Velociraptor (STAG) uncontested

 

[Spirederman]

To be fair Haddock is abroad and I didn't finish work until 3:15pm.

Expected someone else to pick up the reigns.

 

[Leewilson]

To be fair Haddock is abroad and I've didn't finish work until 3:15pm.

Expected someone else to pick up the reigns.

It's not game over yet. Obviously it's a massive blow and puts us and SBF way ahead of the rest but if you cut the right people and win a few decisive battles in the next few weeks, then you have a chance of at least being competitive for a while yet. Winning might be hard, but I know you, you're like me and you'll never give it up.

 

[Spirederman]

It's not game over yet. Obviously it's a massive blow and puts us and SBF way ahead of the rest but if you cut the right people and win a few decisive battles in the next few weeks, then you have a chance of at least being competitive for a while yet. Winning might be hard, but I know you, you're like me and you'll never give it up.

We won't go down without a fight Lee. I can guarantee that.

We've just had the week from hell.

 

[Spirederman]

I now have it:

1. STAGS
2. SBF
3. 3DD
4. T6
5. 3CC
6. GNC

And I thought Whitechapel was a c word for banning you.

 

[Munkiki]

GNC:
Face £800k fines
Lose Vice City
Lose Rapture

Overcapacity: GNC have a cap of 12 and 15 characters (excluding Andrew Ryan), they must choose 3 character to release before wages/earnings* else 3 at random will be selected.

3DD:
Gain £75,000
Gain Vice City
Gain £75,000
The Cylons are killed

STAG:
Super Meat Boy loses 1HP
Bilbo Baggins loses 1HP
Gain £75,000
Gain Rapture
Crash Bandicoot is killed
Gain £75,000
Gain WWE Arena
Gain an extra 3 offers

SBF:
Dragon Maleficent is at disadvantage for her next fight
Baloo gains 1BR
Liquid Snow White gains 1BR
Gain £50,000
Kaa loses 1HP
Lose Winterfell

T6:
John Cena gains 1BR
Gain £50,000
Gain faction offer
Raphael gains 1BR
Gain £200,000
Gain Winterfell
Lara Croft is killed
Lose WWE Arena

*I've not got time to do them now, so you have until 10am tomorrow to make a decision. I'll send out offers then too.

 

[PaulHaddock]

Can we have until 10:20?

 

[HarvSFC]

I'm out.

 

[Spirederman]

Munks I thought we now had a week to try and win a territory before having to release as we've only just gone over cap??

Obviously this was 'strictly what Oaf adhered to' so in the name of consistency as with the deadline you surely must afford GNC the same luxury??

 

[Leewilson]

Munks I thought we now had a week to try and win a territory before having to release as we've only just gone over cap??

Obviously this was 'strictly what Oaf adhered to' so in the name of consistency as with the deadline you surely must afford GNC the same luxury??

Just for clarification (I don't think it's actually been mentioned properly?) regarding roster limits and releasing characters.

The roster cap comes into play when wages/territory earnings are done ie the end of a week. If after the fight results, you have more characters than your cap allows, you must release the necessary amount of characters to meet the limit. This choice needs to be made before wages and territory earnings are paid. If you haven't made the decision by then, a random character will be selected. (If you're in a precarious position, you might want to put a conditional instruction just in case you're not around between the fight results and wages being paid eg. "if over cap, release Oaf")

Also, when it comes to releasing characters, it comes at a cost – half their value plus a week's wages to be exact. It should also be noted that you can release characters even if within cap restrictions.

Regarding Stags

Week 10 (after fights, before wages) they had an 8 cap and 7 characters.
Week 11 (after fights, before wages) they had a 12 cap and 7 characters.

When Week 11 started and the allowance dropped from 4 per territory/HQ to 3, they had a cap of 6 with 7 characters which meant had they not won at least one territory during Week 11's fights, they would've needed to release a character.

 

[Spirederman]

I'm confused. They were over cap at one point 7 characters with a 6 capacity and had a chance to win a territory.

We have only just gone over cap, so surely we should be afforded the same.

 

[Spirederman]

Inconsistent if not so, so I'm disputing all this missed deadline fucking bollocks.

 

[Spirederman]

Reeks of an anti GNC agenda.

Fuck you all

 

[Spirederman]

The roster cap comes into play when wages/territory earnings are done ie the end of a week......


This is not the end of the week yet and wages territory earnings ARE NOT done

 

[Spirederman]

I'd be like that too Jeffrey, if Zippy was the only character from Rainbow included in this.

Yourself, Bungle and George must feel extremely left out by it all.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Okay so who had 4 hours in the Spiredy meltdown sweepstake?

 

[Spirederman]

Okay so who had 4 hours in the Spiredy meltdown sweepstake?

You know better than to have picked that long Dom. It's usually much sooner mate.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

I'm confused. They were over cap at one point 7 characters with a 6 capacity and had a chance to win a territory.

We have only just gone over cap, so surely we should be afforded the same.

They were afforded the week as theirs was due to territory rules changing, yours was just due to your fuck up.

 

[The Hand of Dom]

The roster cap comes into play when wages/territory earnings are done ie the end of a week......


This is not the end of the week yet and wages territory earnings ARE NOT done

You're politely leaving out the bit that follows here...

If after the fight results, you have more characters than your cap allows, you must release the necessary amount of characters to meet the limit. This choice needs to be made before wages and territory earnings are paid.

 

[Munkiki]

Just for clarification (I don't think it's actually been mentioned properly?) regarding roster limits and releasing characters.

The roster cap comes into play when wages/territory earnings are done ie the end of a week. If after the fight results, you have more characters than your cap allows, you must release the necessary amount of characters to meet the limit. This choice needs to be made before wages and territory earnings are paid. If you haven't made the decision by then, a random character will be selected. (If you're in a precarious position, you might want to put a conditional instruction just in case you're not around between the fight results and wages being paid eg. "if over cap, release Oaf")

Also, when it comes to releasing characters, it comes at a cost – half their value plus a week's wages to be exact. It should also be noted that you can release characters even if within cap restrictions.

I thought this clarified things but hey, I'll try again.

A week is as follows:
1) Offers sent out. You have until the first deadline to making signings/purchases.
2) Fight card released. You have until the second deadline to take spots and select fighters.
(items/abilities can be used/initiated during either of these phases)
3) Fights and results revealed.
4) Wages/earnings are paid to end the week.

Capacity issues have to be resolved before wages/earnings are paid ie you don't pay someone's wages, only to have to immediately pay them again when you release them. So, while you can be over-capacity during phases 1 and 2, if you're over at the end of 3 you need to release character(s). You cannot end the week over-capacity.

So to avoid confusion, here's a break down of the past few weeks.

Team 6
Week 10 (at the end of p3) – cap 8, characters 7 = no problems in p4
Week 11 started, allowance dropped from 4 per territory to 3.
Week 11 (p1-p2) – cap 6, characters 7 = need either to gain a territory or have a character die in p3 to meet limit
-- they won 2 territories --
Week 11 (at the end of p3) – cap 12, characters 7 = no problems in p4

Stagnificent
Week 14 (at the end of p3) – cap 6, characters 5 (exc possessed Marcus Fenix) = no problems in p4
Week 15 (p1-p2) – cap 6, characters 7 (Fenix returned + Velociraptor signed) = need to either gain a territory or have a character die in p3 to meet limit
-- they won 2 territories + Crash died --
Week 15 (at the end of p3) – cap 12, characters 6 = no problems in p4

Grim New Chavs
Week 14 (at the end of p3) – cap 18, characters 14 (exc possessed Marcus Fenix) = no problems in p4
Week 15 (p1-p2) – cap 18, characters 15 (Gandalf signed, exc possessed Andrew Ryan) = safe as long as you didn't lose more than one territory in p3
-- you lost 2 territories --
Week 15 (at the end of p3) – cap 12, characters 15 (exc possessed Andrew Ryan) = you need to release (or trade, I guess) 3 characters before p4

Usually wages/earnings are done almost immediately after the fight results (hence my suggestion to put in conditional instructions if you're in a position where this could happen) but because I've been busy as fuck today (and tbh even coming on here just to settle this has put me out) you've got until 10am to sort yourselves out. Which is more than fair if you ask me - and quite the opposite of your anti-GNC agenda comment (shhh... I know you were joking).

Any more questions? (note: I've literally come on here to post this so you won't get a response to them until between 9-10am tomorrow)

 

[last request]

or care

He had to go back to his home planet, his people needed him.

 

[Munkiki]

GNC release Hodor, Homer Simpson and Gollum.

Wages/earnings have been paid.

Andrew Ryan returns to 3DD.

Offers to be sent shortly. Deadline - 12pm tomorrow.

 

[Munkiki]

GNC buy Med-Pack

Kevin McCallister gains +1BR through Xavier's School.

3DD sign:

Buzz and Woody – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £1,000/£1,000 – You've Got a Friend in Me

Jon Snow – 6BR 3HP 1D6 – £160,000/£21,000 – Watcher on the Wall

STAG buy Dice Upgrade