1FF Wars

[last request]

goldenrod
bonus

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO GOLDENROD AND WWE ARENA

 

[last request]

trick or treat bold

 

[Spirederman]

goldenrod
bonus

Shithouse

 

[IanH]

T6 to metropolis

 

[Spirederman]

GNC TO WONDERLAND

 

[Spirederman]

trick or treat bold

Think you mean WONDERLAND

Play the game please Munks, you are Mr Consistency after all

 

[Spirederman]

CONTINGENCY IF CONSISTENCY IS NOT APPLIED

GNC TO METROPOLIS

 

[last request]

orgrimmar bold

 

[Spirederman]

Hahahaha, ^^^^

Not SBF TO OGRIMMAR?

 

[IanH]

T6 to Oblivion

 

[Spirederman]

#IAmASourCunt

 

[Spirederman]

Solo game win >> team game win.

3xTeam Game Win >>> Solo Game Win

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Oblivion

 

[last request]

#IAmASourCunt

These things wouldn't be the same without you though matey.

 

[Rammy]

TFF Party Win > Any Other Forum Game Win

 

[Munkiki]

At Stag HQ, Captain America is doing whatever Captain America does in his downtime when he comes to a complete standstill. The others, not alarmed by his vacant expression, have seen this before and immediately recognise that he has, again, been possessed by Zuul. They move him out of harms way and carry on with their business.

Cap cannot take part in any battles or use his ability this week.

 

[SUTSS]

We haven't used Super Meat Boy's ability yet and when we do you are all fucked.

 

[Oaf]

HERE HE COMES TO WRECK THE DAAAAAAAY!!

A wild Oaf has appeared.

Big thanks to Munkiki for doing a stellar job while I was away (shut up GNC). I did actually check this thread briefly while away and was confused when I saw the Death Star stuff as I didn't remember any of that... Fucking brilliant April fools

But yes. Lots to catch up on and such first, so don't expect me to do fuck all (what's new? hur hur hur) for a while until I'm caught up.

 

[Leewilson]

Just want to say a massive thanks to Munkiki as he has (and no disrespect here Oaf) really got this game moving and done an incredible job in updating regularly and maintaining the pace. He's put a hell of a lot of work in.

Oaf, if I may suggest, if there's any periods of 2-3 days where you have a lot of work etc, as long as he doesn't mind, could Munkiki step in for you. Again, don't want to sound like having a pop, but there's nothing more frustrating than playing a game like this and having to wait days and days for updates.

 

[Spirederman]

Just want to say a massive thanks to Munkiki as he has (and no disrespect here Oaf) really got this game moving and done an incredible job in updating regularly and maintaining the pace. He's put a hell of a lot of work in.

Oaf, if I may suggest, if there's any periods of 2-3 days where you have a lot of work etc, as long as he doesn't mind, could Munkiki step in for you. Again, don't want to sound like having a pop, but there's nothing more frustrating than playing a game like this and having to wait days and days for updates.

Wish the game had just stopped when Oaf went away.

Munks has been an embarrassment to fair play.

 

[Munkiki]

uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu

Abe possesses Marcus Fenix. He joins GNC for the week.

 

[Munkiki]

Orgrimmar – Lightweight
Death Match – the loser of this fight loses all their HP and is killed off
Indiana Jones – 8BR 1HP 1D6 (GNC) vs Kaa – 2BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF)

Metropolis – Lightweight
Kevin McCallister w/the Golden Axe – 8BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs John Cena – 10BR 2HP 1D8 (T6) vs John Locke – 5BR 2HP 1D6 (GNC)

Kevin is pretty darn great when it comes to defending his territory. He gets a +5BR boost (taking him to 13BR).

WWE Arena – Middleweight
Velociraptor – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) vs Predator – 17BR 3HP 1D6 (GNC)

GNC seem intent on sabotaging themselves at the moment. Predator isn't eligible for middleweight fights leaving Velociraptor to defend WWE Arena unopposed. (somehow this will be my fault!)

Wonderland – Middleweight
Trick or Treat fight – the winner has a 60% chance of gaining 1HP and an additional 1BR... and a 40% chance of losing 2BR
The Wicked Witch of the West – 14BR 3HP 1D6 (T6) vs Mufasa – 11BR 1HP 1D6 (SBF)

Hogwarts – Heavyweight
The Bride – 16BR 2HP 1D6 & Scott Pilgrim – 20BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD)

Goldenrod City – Heavyweight
Super Meat Boy – 3BR 9,991HP 1D4 (STAG) vs Link – 18BR 3HP 1D12+1D6 (SBF)

Oblivion – Bonus
All or Nothing Fight – £850k to the winner, -£150k to the losers
Winston Zeddemore – 3BR 3HP 1D6 (SBF) vs Trevor Philips – 20BR 2HP 1D8 (GNC) vs Raphael – 18BR 3HP 1D8 (T6) vs Elsa – 20BR 3HP 1D8 (3DD)

 

[Leewilson]

Winston in the Bonus fight. That means trouble. Fair play SBF, you're going to do a lot of damage with that.

 

[Leewilson]

Baffling how the forum game king can make such an elementary mistake. :hesk:

 

[The Hand of Dom]

GNC

 

[SUTSS]

Do they get fined for not entering a valid fighter?

 

[The Hand of Dom]

Do they get fined for not entering a valid fighter?

Should do!

It's pretty much like not selecting a fighter considering they have three middleweights (including one they keep possessing from Stags and never using)

 

[Stagat]

Wow. Really hope they don't take a 150,000 hit in the bonus fight too.

 

[Munkiki]

Orgrimmar – Lightweight
Death Match – the loser of this fight loses all their HP and is killed off
Indiana Jones (GNC) vs Kaa (SBF)

Indy may have a crippling fear of snakes but it didn't seem to bother him here. Grabbing a nearby torch, he barbecues the fucker. Kaa is killed.

Metropolis – Lightweight
Kevin McCallister w/the Golden Axe (3DD) vs John Cena (T6) vs John Locke (GNC)

John Cena is tough but he's no monster, fooled by Kevin's look of innocence, he focuses his attention on the other John. Locke finds himself on the wrong end of the Attitude Adjustment...

... and as if being slammed to the ground isn't enough, Kevin makes sure his landing is extra painful..

Cena quickly realises Kevin isn't innocent at all and goes after the little shit. He makes it through most of the obstacles, needing only to climb across a rope to get to Kevin. Waiting for him to get half-way across, Kevin grins and with one swing of the Golden Axe, he severs the rope sending Cena swinging into a wall.

Kevin defends Metropolis but Super Cena is fucking invincible, he doesn't take damage from losing.

WWE Arena – Middleweight
Velociraptor – 12BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG) uncontested

GNC face a £200,000 fine for not entering an eligible fighter.

Wonderland – Middleweight
Trick or Treat fight – the winner has a 60% chance of gaining 1HP and an additional 1BR... and a 40% chance of losing 2BR
The Wicked Witch of the West (T6) vs Mufasa (SBF)

Now when I think of witch v lion, I think Aslan sacrificing himself willingly to let the White Witch think she's won only to kill the bitch. This doesn't go that way. It goes more the way the Wicked Witch of the West is accustomed to (before, and excluding, the whole melting away thing obviously). Her winged monkeys capture Mufasa and she starves him into submission. With no Dorothy sneaking him food, he becomes weak fast and easily killed.

For winning, the Witch gets a...

Spoiler

... TREAT! She gains 1HP and an extra 1BR

Hogwarts – Heavyweight
The Bride – 16BR 2HP 1D6 & Scott Pilgrim – 20BR 2HP 1D6 (3DD) uncontested

Goldenrod City – Heavyweight
Super Meat Boy (STAG) vs Link (SBF)

Surprisingly, given the massive difference in BR and dice, SMB actually put up a good fight. Seeing the skinless cube, Link smugly assumes this will be a breeze. Somehow, it isn't. (SMB rolled the best he could - 3+4. Link rolled terribly from his BR and d12 - 1+5 - but a maximum from his d6 got the job done)

Oblivion – Bonus
All or Nothing Fight – £850k to the winner, -£150k to the losers
Winston Zeddemore (SBF) vs Trevor Philips (GNC) vs Raphael (T6) vs Elsa (3DD)

Winston is pummelled mercilessly into the ground, leaving the more evenly matched fighters to battle it out for £850,000. Raphael, confident following the arrival of Donatello, gives it a good go but just falls short. Having been humiliated last time they fought, Trevor uses all of that hurt and anger to good effect against Elsa. She gives as good as she gets for a while but can't stay the distance. Trevor wins.