1FF Wars

[Munkiki]

Well that was massively inconvenient. Anyway, let's get on with this...

Ash Ketchum gains 1BR through Xavier's School

Donald Duck heals Captain America (+1HP)

Robin Hood steals £1,040,050 from 3DD but is killed doing so.

Xavier's School
Lightweight
Charmander + Ash Ketchum w/the Golden Axe – 25BR 2HP 2D6 (3DD) vs The Undertaker w/Combat MG – 11BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG)

TARDIS
Lightweight
Dice Only
Lex Luthor – 1D6 (T6) vs Gene Hunt – 1D6 (STAG)

Rapture
Middleweight
Death Match
Donald Duck (STAG) uncontested

Hogwarts
Middleweight
The Flash (STAG) uncontested

Goldenrod City
Heavyweight
Death Match
M. Bison (3DD) vs Independence Day UFO (STAG) vs 1

Gene Hunt uses his seeker ability to pull Ash Ketchum into this fight.

Ash Ketchum w/the Golden Axe – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Independence Day UFO – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

Normandy Beach
Heavyweight
The Flash (STAG) uncontested

South Park
Bonus
Build-a-Character Extras (1st takes GNC's points, 2nd takes SBF's points, 3rd takes 3CC's points)
Rorschach w/Portal Gun – 16BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Captain America – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D10 (STAG) vs Kylo Ren – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (T6)

 

[SUTSS]

How can the golden axe be in two places at once?

 

[Munkiki]

Xavier's School
Lightweight
Charmander + Ash Ketchum w/the Golden Axe – 25BR 2HP 2D6 (3DD) vs The Undertaker w/Combat MG – 11BR 2HP 1D6 (STAG)

Boosted by Ash, Charmander is on another level to the Undertaker, even with the Combat MG. The Pokémon doesn't give him a chance and his streak is over before it had even begun.

The Undertaker takes 3HP damage and is killed...

TARDIS
Lightweight
Dice Only
Lex Luthor – 1D6 (T6) vs Gene Hunt – 1D6 (STAG)

Not much happens here. Hindered by only the use of their dice this ends as a stalemate.

Rapture
Middleweight
Death Match
Donald Duck (STAG) uncontested

Hogwarts
Middleweight
The Flash (STAG) uncontested

Goldenrod City
Heavyweight
Death Match
Ash Ketchum w/the Golden Axe – 15BR 3HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Independence Day UFO – 20BR 3HP 1D6 (STAG)

A kid vs an alien ship. Even with the Golden Axe, Ash can't overcome the UFO. He is killed.

Normandy Beach
Heavyweight
The Flash (STAG) uncontested

South Park
Bonus
Build-a-Character Extras (1st takes GNC's points, 2nd takes SBF's points, 3rd takes 3CC's points)
Rorschach w/Portal Gun – 16BR 1HP 1D6 (3DD) vs Captain America – 20BR 3HP 1D12+1D10 (STAG) vs Kylo Ren – 12BR 1HP 1D6 (T6)

This doesn't seem to be a very fair fight and unsurprisingly, Kylo Ren is the first to fall. T6 take third place and 3CC's total of 150pts.

Rorschach puts up more of a fight but the result is the same. 3DD take second and 500pts courtesy of SBF.

Despite a poor start (rolling a 3 for BR), Captain America's massive dice advantage allows him to make up for it. STAGS take first and GNC's 850pts.

Kylo Ren is killed. Rorschach is killed. Rorschach is willing to die for the cause if needs be. Upon death, he inflicts 1HP damage on Captain America, his killer.

 

[Munkiki]

How can the golden axe be in two places at once?

come on now, if we start questioning the logistics of stuff in this the whole thing falls apart.

 

[SUTSS]

Fair enough. If Ash had killed the UFO then I would question further but we'll take it.

 

[Leewilson]

No surprises there, as soon as we saw your two signings we knew what was coming.

 

[Munkiki]

3DD:
Gain £20,000
Lose Goldenrod City
Ash Ketchum is killed
Gain 500pts (SBF)
Rorschach is killed

STAG:
The Undertaker is killed... for now
Gain £30,000
Gain £30,000
Gain £80,000
Gain Goldenrod City
Gain £30,000
Gain £80,000
Gain South Park
Gain 850pts (GNC)
Captain America loses 1HP

T6:
Gain 150pts (3CC)
Kylo Ren is killed

 

[Spirederman]

Genuinely hope someone names their character Spirederman...

What greater tribute could there be

 

[Munkiki]

Wages/earnings paid.

The Undertaker returns!


Build-a-Character

Characters & Points to Spend:

3DD – 1,950/1,950pts
{to be named} – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£20,000 – None
{to be named} – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£20,000 – None

STAG – 2,050/2,050pts
{to be named} – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£20,000 – None
{to be named} – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£20,000 – None

T6 – 1,000/1,000pts
{to be named} – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£20,000 – None
{to be named} – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£20,000 – None


Upgrade costs:
+1BR – 50pts (up to a maximum of 20BR per character)
+1HP – 30pts (up to a maximum of 5HP per character)
Dice Upgrade – 60pts (up to a maximum of 2d12 per character)
Ability – 150pts (up to a maximum of 2 per character)

Available abilities:
Money Maker (+£100,000)
Potential – gain +2BR for a win
Regeneration – 1 in 3 chance of healing 1HP each week
Seeker – single use: force a character into battle
Level Lock – stop character from progressing past 10BR or 15BR


Deadline: 5pm tomorrow (I won't be about so if Oaf can't make this deadline, it'll be pushed back to 12pm Thursday)

 

[last request]

Great week for Stags, close to call now after it seemed to me not long ago that 3DD had it in the bag.

 

[Oaf]

Just done character offers. Obviously you won't be able to use any new signings next week, but they're there anyway just in case you want them.

And yeah, I should be around for the 5pm deadline tomorrow.

 

[Leewilson]

Great week for Stags, close to call now after it seemed to me not long ago that 3DD had it in the bag.

Fair play to them, they've done very well and made Captain America a demon.

 

[Oaf]

3DD buy:

Deadpool – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £350,000/£36,000 – Regeneration

STAG buy:

Dice Upgrade – £50,000 (upgrades the dice of a character of your choosing)

 

[HarvSFC]

The regeneration ability!

 

[Munkiki]

Deadpool gains +1BR through intense training at Xavier's School.

Captain America wakes up to find himself in one of Jigsaw's games... he has a decision to make...

 

[Magic]

Kill himself or kill the rest of his team pls pls pls pls pls

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[Munkiki]

Disorientated, Cap comes round to a scalpel in his hand and a trap around his head consisting of two masks with nails facing inwards from the interior.

"Hello, Captain. I want to play a game. The device around your neck is a death mask. The mask is on a spring timer. If you do not locate the key in time the mask will close. Think of it like a Venus Flytrap. What you are looking at right now is your own body, not more than two hours ago. Don't worry, you're sound asleep and can't feel a thing. Taking into account that you are at a great disadvantage here, I am going to give you a hint as to where I've hidden the key. So listen carefully, a hint is this: it's right before your eyes. How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Captain? Live or die, make your choice."

Spoiler

Cap hesitates but builds himself up to cut into his eye. Not having much luck finding the key, he completely gouges out his eye. With the hardest part over, he dissects his eye to get at the key. Releasing himself, he pulls off the mask and as it hits the floor, the trap springs. Just in time, Cap breathes a sigh of relief.

A traumatised and one-eyed Captain America makes his escape. His BR is cut in half.

 

[last request]

Ouch! He still actually has a higher max score than Scott though I notice which says it all about where he was before.

 

[Stagat]

Barry Scott?

 

[Munkiki]

The Characters:

3DD
Pingu – 20BR 5HP 2D12 – £100,000/£20,000 – Regeneration/Seeker
King of Forum Games – 1BR 2HP 1D10 – £100,000/£20,000 – None

STAG
Super Meat Boy 2: The Revenge – 17BR 3HP 2D12 – £100,000/NA – Money Maker (+£100k)/Seeker
Miraculous Mark: The Fantastic Dealer of Wounds – 5BR 2HP 1D12 1D6 – £100,000/£20,000 – None

T6
Silkyman – 15BR 2HP 1D10 – £100,000/£20,000 – Potential
The Invisible Man – 1BR 1HP 1D6 – £100,000/£20,000 – None


Week 33 Fight Card:

Quahog
Winner receives £100,000
3DD vs STAG

Winterfell
Winner receives £100,000
STAG vs T6

TARDIS
Winner receives £100,000
T6 vs 3DD

Pokémon Stadium
Bonus
Winner receives £500,000 and one of the characters
Fight 1 winner vs Fight 2 winner vs Fight 3 winner

Automatically given 2 spots each - one for each character. The bonus fight depends on who wins the 1v1s.

Deadline: 12pm tomorrow

 

[Spirederman]

THE KING OF FORUM GAMES!

I want 3DD to win more than ever now I'm on their side

 

[Spirederman]

Plus I fucking love Pingu.

 

[Munkiki]

Deadline: 5pm tomorrow (I won't be about so if Oaf can't make this deadline, it'll be pushed back to 12pm Thursday)

And yeah, I should be around for the 5pm deadline tomorrow.

Fucking liars, both of you!

 

[Oaf]

Yeah, I will admit, I kind of fell to sleep

 

[Oaf]

I'm loving these character, by the way.

How in the fuck did I not include Pingu in this thing from the offset?

 

[Spirederman]

Pretty deplorable tbh Oaf.

At least the unsigned Zippy made it.

In Wars 2168 I demand you make him a more attractive proposition.

 

[Munkiki]

Quahog
Winner receives £100,000
King of Forum Games w/the Golden Axe – 4BR 2HP 1D10 (3DD) vs Miraculous Mark w/Combat MG – 8BR 2HP 1D12+1D6 (STAG)

With little separating them at the moment, both 3DD and Stags opt to throw in their weaker builds against each other. King of Forum Games rolls ok but it's a pretty straightforward win for Miraculous Mark, who wraps up the fight before even having to use his second dice. First blood to Stags.

Winterfell
Winner receives £100,000
Super Meat Boy 2 w/Valyrian Steel – 20BR 3HP 2D12 (STAG) vs Silkyman – 15BR 2HP 1D10 (T6)

Looking to book their second place in the final, Stags will have been pretty confident with their stronger character definitely favourite to beat Silkyman. BUT... there is a massive shock at Winterfell as SMB 2 rolls appallingly. Somehow, T6 have a representative in the final, this version of Silkyman contributing more in a day than the real Silkyman has in four months, while Stags' powerhouse is out.

TARDIS
Winner receives £100,000
The Invisible Man – 1BR 1HP 1D6 (T6) vs Pingu – 20BR 5HP 2D12 (3DD)

T6 apparently really up for this week as The Invisible Man does as well as he could possible do. There isn't to be another upset though as Pingu wipes the floor his sorry ass. A comprehensive victory for 3DD as they seal their place in the final.


King of Forum Games loses 1HP
Miraculous Mark gains 1BR
Super Meat Boy 2 loses 1HP
Silkyman gains 2BR
The Invisible Man is killed

 

[Munkiki]

Pokémon Stadium
Bonus
Winner receives £500,000 and one of the characters
Miraculous Mark w/Combat MG – 9BR 2HP 1D12+1D6 (STAG) vs Silkyman – 17BR 2HP 1D10 (T6) vs Pingu – 20BR 5HP 2D12 (3DD)

Despite a clear BR disadvantage, Miraculous Mark's dice keep him competitive. Silkyman can't quite repeat his earlier heroics and between them MM and Pingu dump him out.

So, as expected, it's between Stags and 3DD. Unexpectedly, it's Miraculous Mark representing Stags. He started the fight card with a win over 3DD, can he end it with another?

Spoiler

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... The answer is NO. He puts up a decent fight but he can't quite get close enough to Pingu to inflict any real damage. Pingu soaks up the attacks and once his opponent is out of puff, takes him down. Good effort but not enough. 3DD take the spoils.

 

[Leewilson]

 

[Magic]