1FF Wars

[Veggie Legs]

Gonna take an almighty collapse for SBF not to win this from here.

Or someone assassinating Stay Puft to get rid of that ridiculous Zuul ability.

 

[Stagat]

3C using their poison on it would be a start.

 

[MagpieBee]

Or someone assassinating Stay Puft to get rid of that ridiculous Zuul ability.

Even if they lose that ability now, which has pretty much gifted them a massive early lead, they're so far ahead it won't matter.

And as long as they keep not putting him in fights, they'll be able to keep using it for a long time.

 

[last request]

What I’d say to 3CC is think who benefits the most and least from you using your poison on Stay Puft. We benefit the least (if poison works), then 3CC 2nd least because you lose your poison, then all the other teams benefit the most.

Joe and Tom – remember the last game when between us we wasted a bunch of poisons (4 I think) and a creeper attack on the powerful money making dragon Smaug. Got him down to 1hp and then later in the game he got all his HP back in a “Fountain of Youth” match.

Smaug was a pain, but he wasn’t more of a pain to us and the CCM in that game more than the other teams. It also would have been more potent in hindsight to use our posions on characters with just 1hp left because of medbay, fountain of youth matches and healing items. The SBF, CCM and Reem lost out in the whole affair whilst all the other teams benefitted.

I’m sure you guys can think for yourselves but my advice would be to save the poision and use it when it benefits your team above all others. If other teams are asking you to use the poison on Stay Puft, I say those teams should offer 3CC decent money for the poison and then do it themselves.

 

[TomPNE94]

Fuck off Zuuling us then

 

[Oaf]

3DD buy:

Dice Upgrade

Carl "CJ" Johnson [Grand Theft Auto] – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £200,000/NA – Money Maker (£30k)

 

[Leewilson]

Gonna take an almighty collapse for SBF not to win this from here.

I wouldn't say they're miles ahead.....

 

[MagpieBee]

I wouldn't say they're miles ahead.....

Roster plus territories plus funds would suggest so I'd think.

Don't forget they are getting a free character this turn, and will have more offers than the rest of us as well.

 

[JoeJoeJoeJoe]

Taking bids for the poison

 

[Oaf]

GNC buy:

Med-Pack – £30,000 (heals 1HP)

And oh yeah, I guess there ought to be a deadline. Let's say: 10pm tonight!

 

[Stagat]

Taking bids for the poison

 

[last request]

Will be interesting to see if the teams talking big earlier about using it on Stay Puft make honest bids for the poison. Or are they all snakes in the grass :hesk:

 

[Stagat]

I suspect Zuul is only good for when Stay Puft is at full strength. 3C could put a stop to it right now if they can find their way out of your pocket.

 

[Spirederman]

Okay, so SBF have a healthy early lead...

It means nothing nothing at this point IMO.

Things can change very quickly, and what's to say the poison would even take the ability away?

This is far from over.

 

[Spirederman]

3DD are you prepared to discuss a price for CJ??

 

[Leewilson]

3DD are you prepared to discuss a price for CJ??

Nope. Are you willing to discuss a price for Trevor?

 

[SUTSS]

We will sell Crash Bandicoot for about 2 million.

 

[HarvSFC]

Nope. Are you willing to discuss a price for Trevor?

We both want different things, and this just isn't going to work.

 

[last request]

We'll offer you a tenner to use it on that c*** marshmallow prick.

You can't blame Stay Puft for Captain Amerishit getting beaten up by a Disney Princess and an overweight dinosaur. You should be thanking Stay Puft for saving one of his HP. Face it, this is what Oaf sold to you:

Looks like you got scammed.

 

[Oaf]

GNC sign:

Homer Simpson – 4BR 3HP 1D6 – £60,000/£8,000 – The Homer they fall

Team 6 buy

Dutch – 12BR 3HP 1D6 – £280,000/£29,000 – GET TO DA CHOPPA!

SBF buy:

Maleficent [Disney] - 8BR 3HP 1D6 - £400,000/£35,000 - Spinning wheel/Dragon!

And, as their freebie for winning that bonus fight get:

Peter Pan [Disney] 5BR 3HP 1D6 - £25,000/£10,000 - The boy who never grew up

 

[Oaf]

Right, let's get that next card sorted:

Week... 4 card? I think it's week 4. I don't even remember:

South Park
SBF vs 1

WWE Arena
3CC vs 3DD

Tardis
DEATH MATCH
2 (T6) vs 2

Vice City
STAG vs GNC

Jurassic Park
Hitman Fight
SBF vs 1 vs 1

Winterfell
GNC vs STAG

Mt Olympus
Bonus: Winner recieves a character from a faction of their choice FOR FREE!
2 vs 2 vs 2 vs 2

2 spots per team, with an additional spot in the bonus if you want. Deadline: 11am on Thursday.

Some things of note:

We have our first DEATH MATCH! As you'd expect... the loser of this match doesn't just lose 1HP, they're killed outright! Only with this one, it's happened to fall on a 2 vs 2, meaning that if somebody chooses to fight T6 in the Tardis we will lose 2 characters in one fight!

Secondly, we have Vice City up for grabs for the first time. This territory is a MONEY MAKER, meaning that it will earn the holder of it 200k each week!

Third, our bonus fight just happens to have the same prize as last weeks... Will the winner be able to do a little better than getting a free 25k value Peter Pan this time, though?

 

[Techno Natch]

Stagnificent to vice city

 

[HarvSFC]

GNC to Vice City

 

[Stagat]

Stags to Winterfell

 

[hodge]

3CC to WWE ARENA

 

[Oaf]

Well, fock. Realised that I totally didn't set weight limits for this weeks fights. So yeah. There you have it... I guess this is a no limit, all heavyweight fight week! Oh well. Munkiki reminded me that I always used to do something special every 4 weeks anyway... I guess this is our week 4 special event

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to WWE Arena

 

[Munkiki]

Well, fock. Realised that I totally didn't set weight limits for this weeks fights. So yeah. There you have it... I guess this is a no limit, all heavyweight fight week! Oh well. Munkiki reminded me that I always used to do something special every 4 weeks anyway... I guess this is our week 4 special event

yeah, we won't let this being week 5 get in the way either...

 

[SUTSS]

Didn't we have those tournament things every 4 weeks or something like that?

 

[Oaf]

yeah, we won't let this being week 5 get in the way either...

Yeah, I've completely not been keeping track of what game week it is I must admit

Didn't we have those tournament things every 4 weeks or something like that?

Yup. Well, like special events. Tournaments, royal rumble type things and what not. I'll probably have the odd special little fight card this time around. Like this weeks one with all no-limit fights, which was obviously completely intentional.