1FF Wars

[SUTSS]

Well done Dave.

 

[last request]

 

[SUTSS]

Stags to Quahog.

 

[Spirederman]

WHERE IS OAF???

 

[Oaf]

Dunno.

 

[SUTSS]

We have to wait 48 hours for him to post the results, you should've learnt that by now.

 

[Oaf]

Here be the card:

Well, first off:

GNC give Trevor rare candy and dice upgrade.

Jurassic Park
Lightweight
Peter Pan [5BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Ellen Ripley [9BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD)

Jakku
Lightweight
Baloo [5BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Indiana Jones [6BR 3HP 1D6] (GNC)

Tardis
Double or nothing fight! (DOUBLE prize money to the winner, -£100,000 to the loser)
Middleweight
Lara Croft [13BR 3HP 1D6] (T6) vs Liquid Snake [14BR 2HP 1D6] (3DD)

Quahog
Middleweight
Squirtle [6BR 3HP 1D6] (3CC) vs Beast [13BR 2HP 1D6] (GNC) vs Crash Bandicoot [12BR 2HP 1D6] (STAG)

Normandy Beach
Heavyweight
Goofy [11BR 2HP 1D6] & Dutch [12BR 3HP 1D6] (T6) uncontested

Pokemon Stadium
Heavyweight
Nathan Drake [16BR 1HP 1D8] (T6) vs Captain America [16BR 2HP 1D8] (STAG)
But... ZUUL is used to possess Captain America leaving Nathan Drake and T6 to defend Pokémon Stadium unopposed.

Ogrimmar
BONUS:
Winner receives the randomly selected character FOR FREE!
No Limit
Trevor Philips [18BR 2HP 1D8] (GNC) vs Bowser [16BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Super Meat Boy [3BR 9,997HP 1D4] (STAG) vs Squall Leonhart – 15BR 3HP 1D6 – £550,000/£40,000 – Limit Break

 

[HarvSFC]

 

[SUTSS]

Fucking Zuul

 

[HarvSFC]

Now if I remember Limit Break correctly....... Shit.

 

[Oaf]

Jurassic Park
Lightweight
Peter Pan [5BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Ellen Ripley [9BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD)

Ripley managed to overcome the odds last week to win by using her power loader, but this time being the favourite she finds herself of the wrong side of an upset, as Peter Pan is able to overcome that 4BR difference and pick up a surprising win.

Jakku
Lightweight
Baloo [5BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Indiana Jones [6BR 3HP 1D6] (GNC)

Indiana Jones takes on a fucking bear, that sounds like a great fight. Baloo does all this roaring and shit to try to intimidate Indy... who just pulls out his pistol and pulls the trigger, shooting him dead. Indy wins!

Tardis
Double or nothing fight! (DOUBLE prize money to the winner, -£100,000 to the loser)
Middleweight
Lara Croft [13BR 3HP 1D6] (T6) vs Liquid Snake [14BR 2HP 1D6] (3DD)

Big risk here, somebody is going to lose 100k... whereas the other is going to win big. Liquid gives another big monologue which would send most people to sleep... but Lara is into boring things like ancient fucking pots that she finds in the ground and stuff, so is immune to the boredom! With no other game plan, Liquid starts to shoot wildly toward Lara, who does a lot (A LOT) of grunting and whining and general noises before she gets up close to Liquid and buries her pick thing into his head. Then she says something about "I HAD TO KILL HIM TO SURVIVEEEEEEE!!" and feels no guilt whatsoever, as she does.

Unlucky for 3DD here who have lost two fights, both of which they went into with a BR advantage...

Quahog
Middleweight
Squirtle [6BR 3HP 1D6] (3CC) vs Beast [13BR 2HP 1D6] (GNC) vs Crash Bandicoot [12BR 2HP 1D6] (STAG)

Squirtle went into this as a massive underdog... but, surprisingly, didn't actually finish this with the lowest score. Squirtle was able to hit a watergun on Beast, getting him all wet (which nobody wants, even when you're a big blue furry guy) so Beast decided to go home and get changed, giving up the fight. Crash was then able to hit Squirtle with a spin attack, sending him flying out of Quahog to claim Quahog for Stagnificent!

Normandy Beach
Heavyweight
Goofy [11BR 2HP 1D6] & Dutch [12BR 3HP 1D6] (T6) uncontested

Pokemon Stadium
Heavyweight
Nathan Drake [16BR 1HP 1D8] (T6) vs Captain America [16BR 2HP 1D8] (STAG)
But... ZUUL is used to possess Captain America leaving Nathan Drake and T6 to defend Pokémon Stadium unopposed.

Ogrimmar
BONUS:
Winner receives the randomly selected character FOR FREE!
No Limit
Trevor Philips [18BR 2HP 1D8] (GNC) vs Bowser [16BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Super Meat Boy [3BR 9,997HP 1D4] (STAG) vs Squall Leonhart – 15BR 3HP 1D6 – £550,000/£40,000 – Limit Break

Yeah, ok, so Meat Boy didn't win this one. Shock horror. Of the other three, Trevor had a huge advantage with his nice 18 BR and D8... but wasn't able to grab the win either. So was it yet another free character for SBF... or did Squall boringly manage to grab the victory, meaning that nobody gets anything besides damaged characters from this fight?

The winner is...

Spoiler

Squall.

BOOOOOOOOOOO.

GNC retain Ogrimmar as no other team was able to claim it... but nobody gets Squall added to their roster.

 

[SUTSS]

We did a thing that wasn't losing!

 

[last request]

Could have gone better, could have gone worse I guess.

 

[Oaf]

Summary:

GNC:
Indiana Jones gains 1BR!
Gain 100k!
Gain Jakku!
Beast loses 1HP!
Trevor Philips loses 1HP!

3CC:
Squirtle loses 1HP!
Lose Quahog!

3DD:
Ellen Ripley loses 1HP!
Liquid Snake loses 1HP!
Lose 100k!

STAG:
Crash Bandicoot gains 1BR!
Gain 250k!
Gain Quahog!
Super Meat Boy loses 1HP!

SBF:
Gain 100k!
Peter Pan gains no BR due to "the boy who never grew up"...
Bowsers "King of the Koopas" ability gains 1 win!
Lose Jakku!
Baloo loses 1HP!
Bowser loses 1HP!

T6:
Lara Croft gains 1BR!
Gain 500k!
Gain 150k!
Gain another 150k!

 

[Oaf]

Right, that's 5 game weeks... and now the training wheels come off, somewhat.

With regards to territories, that may actually mean something HUGE for 3CC.

From here on out, your territories held dictate how many characters your roster can hold. Each territory (including the team HQ) allows you to hold 4 characters each... your capacity will be displayed on the OP, next to the territories in brackets (as [Number] Cap). If you suddenly find yourself in a position where you have too many characters, you will have until the deadline to choose which character to release... otherwise, one will be chosen at random!

This doesn't affect anybody right now,in fact most of you are well clear of your capacity... but as rosters grow... if you start to run out of territories, you may need to watch this closer. Plus, as the game goes on, the number of characters you can hold per territory will start to drop as well.

In the other big move regarding territories... TEAM HQ's are now up for grabs! If you run out of other territories and find yourself with just your teams HQ, that has a chance of being selected as a location for a fight card... and if you lose that fight, it's GAME OVER for your team!

This is a position that, unfortunately, 3CC find themselves in right off of the bat. If Team 3CC HQ pops up on the next fight card and they lose that fight... that's our first team eliminated. Stag just about managed to avoid this situation by nabbing Quahog off of them.

 

[last request]

Sh** just got real

 

[Oaf]

Bugger it, let's do some PUBLIC OFFERS!!!!

Dancing Milk Carton – 1BR 3HP 1D4 – £10,000/£1,000 – Coffee and TV

Raphael [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£35,000 – Rebel

Med-Pack – £30,000 (heals 1HP)

Juggernaut [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £650,000/£50,000 – Unstoppable

Scar [Disney] – 10BR 3HP 1D6 – £230,000/£25,000 – Be Prepared

Holy mother of god. Calm down James. Because you know he's out of his seat right now.

Order and deadlines:
3CC (7pm tonight)
STAG (10pm tonight)
SBF (1am tonight/tomorrow whatever the fuck you want to call it. Fuck it, 1am on the 1st of March)
3DD (mid day tomorrow)
GNC (3pm tomorrow)
T6 (6pm tomorrow)

With an overall deadline of:

6PM TOMORROW (Tuesday)

 

[Rammy]

 

[Oaf]

GNC buy:

Med-Pack – £30,000 (heals 1HP), which is instantly used to recover 1hp for Trevor Philips

And

Jabba the Hutt [Dark Side] – 2BR 1HP 1D6 – £300,000/NA – Money Maker (£100k)

As it stands, GNC are now actually gaining money each week from the wages with Jabba and Trevor both pulling in money... and that's without even mentioning the massive money they're also making from territories, mostly from holding onto Vice City!

 

[last request]

Bit rich coming from the team that owns a magic demonic dog, so how can I put this politely.....these medpacks are certainly "good value for money". Wish we got offered one every week like GNC

 

[last request]

We'll pre-order the medpack.

But if Stags take that we'll take Scar.

 

[Spirederman]

Bit rich coming from the team that owns a magic demonic dog, so how can I put this politely.....these medpacks are certainly "good value for money". Wish we got offered one every week like GNC

Wish we got offered half decent characters like everybody else has.

We do love a special item here at GNC though.

 

[Veggie Legs]

Getting your excuses in early, that's what we like to see.

 

[Don Tonberry]

Just for clarity, we'll take Scar as well as the med-pack.

 

[Spirederman]

Just for clarity, we'll take Scar as well as the med-pack.

Hahahaha

Ffs.

 

[Spirederman]

I'll do SBF's bidding for them... Ahem, James...


SBF BID FOR THE DANCING MILK CARTON.

 

[Spirederman]

And where the fuck is Zippy for god's sake??

If the legend from Rainbow doesn't compete in Wars 2 I'll go away unhappy, no matter the outcome.

 

[Oaf]

Righto, unfortunately you can only take one item from these public offers, so SBF won't be able to take both the Med Pack and Scar... which one would you prefer?

 

[Oaf]

3DD sign:

The Bride – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£35,000 – Revenge

 

[last request]

Medpack