1FF Wars

[Don Tonberry]

Ah yeah sorry about that!

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[PaulHaddock]

Juggernaut.

 

[hodge]

Okay everyone, seeing as we're likely going out we fancy trying to screw someone over, in case anyone had forgotten we've got some poison and we fancy using it before we go out.... UNLESS one of you fancies buying it off us we'll happily take PM's from teams with offers and see who wants to not lose one of their characters (or have them come damn near to death). Clocks ticking, we'll give you till the next fight card deadline to send us something before we make a decision.

 

[SUTSS]

Use the poison on Oaf.

 

[Oaf]

SBF buy:

Med-Pack – £30,000 (heals 1HP)

GNC sign:

Juggernaut [Brotherhood of Mutants] – 14BR 3HP 1D6 – £650,000/£50,000 – Unstoppable

 

[markpvfc]

Raphael for T6

 

[Oaf]

T6 sign:

Raphael [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] – 13BR 3HP 1D6 – £250,000/£35,000 – Rebel

 

[Oaf]

Yes, I'm here on a deadline. Try not to act too shocked.

 

[hodge]

Yes, I'm here on a deadline. Try not to act too shocked.

 

[Oaf]

Week 7 fight card!

Wonderland
Random Character Fight! (A character from your roster is randomly selected to take part in this fight!)
Lightweight
3DD vs 1

TEAM 3CC HQ
Double money fight! (winner will receive 200k for winning, as opposed to 100k!)
Lightweight
3CC vs 3DD

Mount Doom
Middleweight
SBF vs T6

Jurassic Park
Death Match
Middleweight
SBF vs 1

Winterfell
Heavyweight
GNC vs 3CC

Jakku
Epic Rap Battle
Heavyweight
GNC vs STAG

Hogwarts
Bonus: Winner receives 800k!
No Limit
SBF (2) vs 3DD (2) vs T6 (2) vs 2

Well that about sums up 3CC's luck... literally the second ever chance Team 3CC HQ has of ever showing up, and there it is. Put simply, if 3CC are defeated in that fight, it's GAME OVER for them!

A word of warning... I have a lot of work in the coming days... the results of these could be a long time coming. I will set a nice long deadline of 10pm on Thursday night, but I can imagine it taking as long as like Friday or maybe even Saturday for these results. Oh well. More time for 3CC to sweat, I guess. :hesk:

2 spots each besides SBF and GNC who already have their 2 spots, one more in the bonus, yadda yadda

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Team 3CC HQ

 

[Leewilson]

3DD to Hogwarts

 

[hodge]

3CC to Winterfell

 

[hodge]

3CC to Winterfell

stupid no editing

 

[IanH]

T6 to mount doom

T6 to hogwarts

 

[Techno Natch]

Stagnificent to Jakku

 

[Spirederman]

Yes, I'm here on a deadline. Try not to act too shocked.

 

[Oaf]

So it's here for all to see, as I've had a few questions about that random character fight:

A character will be selected at random from your roster to take part in that fight. They may not even necessarily be a lightweight (so ignore the weight class on that fight entirely!) and they may be somebody who is in another fight this week as well, giving them two fights.

 

[Stagat]

Stags to Wonderland

 

[SUTSS]

So it's here for all to see, as I've had a few questions about that random character fight:

A character will be selected at random from your roster to take part in that fight. They may not even necessarily be a lightweight (so ignore the weight class on that fight entirely!) and they may be somebody who is in another fight this week as well, giving them two fights.

A second question on that say a character has been entered into another fight, could they be moved or fight both or would they be unable to be randomly chosen?

 

[Munkiki]

A second question on that say a character has been entered into another fight, could they be moved or fight both or would they be unable to be randomly chosen?

They'd fight both.

 

[last request]

 

[last request]

 

[hodge]

The farce is strong in this one

 

[Oaf]

The card, finally!

Wonderland
Random Character Fight! (A character from your roster is randomly selected to take part in this fight!)
Lightweight
Pikachu [6BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD) vs Captain America [16BR 2HP 1D8] (STAG)

TEAM 3CC HQ
Double money fight! (winner will receive 200k for winning, as opposed to 100k!)
Lightweight
Squirtle [6BR 2HP 1D6] (3CC) vs Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [2BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD)

Mount Doom
Middleweight
Mewtwo [11BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Dutch [12BR 3HP 1D6] (T6)

Jurassic Park
Death Match
Middleweight
Mufasa [10BR 1HP 1D6] (SBF) uncontested

Winterfell
Heavyweight
Juggernaut [14BR 3HP 1D6] (GNC) vs Mario [16BR 2HP 1D6] (3CC)

Jakku
Epic Rap Battle
Heavyweight
Indiana Jones [7BR 3HP 1D6] (GNC) vs Super Meat Boy [3BR 9,996HP 1D4] (STAG)

Hogwarts
Bonus: Winner receives 800k!
No Limit
Bowser [16BR 2HP 1D6] & Dragon Maleficent [13BR 2HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Liquid Snake [14BR 1HP 1D6] & The Bride [13BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD) vs Nathan Drake [16BR 1HP 1D8] & Lara Croft [14BR 3HP 1D6] (T6)

But in other news...!

SBF send a hitman to take out Nathan Drake!

It...

Spoiler

Fails! ... Drake survives but his relief is short-lived as ZUUL is used to possess him!

This means that Lara Croft must now enter the match on her own!

 

[SUTSS]

Captain America is 1d8 surely?

 

[Oaf]

For the Jakku rap battle...

Now that the characters have been revealed, each team has until 9pm tonight to confirm their final raps in their PM's. I will then post them in here and we'll see who is made to be the biggest bitch, ect.

 

[Oaf]

Wonderland
Random Character Fight! (A character from your roster is randomly selected to take part in this fight!)
Lightweight
Pikachu [6BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD) vs Captain America [16BR 2HP 1D8] (STAG)

3DD got unlucky with the random character selection here, with a 10BR difference as well as the D6 up against the D8. Pikachu tried, but wasn't able to do much against Captain America here.

TEAM 3CC HQ
Double money fight! (winner will receive 200k for winning, as opposed to 100k!)
Lightweight
Squirtle [6BR 2HP 1D6] (3CC) vs Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [2BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD)

Squirtle was just about to win this one... but just as he was putting on his squirtle squad sunglasses and about to go for the kill, Dopey, Bashful and Doc came out of nowhere and ambushed him. They cut him up and gave him to Snow White, who cooked him up and made him into a nice turtle stew.

Snow White has used up 3 of her 7 dwarves.

And 3CC, having lost their HQ... are eliminated from the game entirely! Unlucky that it showed up so soon. In fact, they were pretty unlucky from the get go, I'm sure they only won like 1 or 2 fights all in all.

Mount Doom
Middleweight
Mewtwo [11BR 3HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Dutch [12BR 3HP 1D6] (T6)

Mewtwo is a badass, but Dutch hunts and fights badass monster things on a daily basis. It wasn't too long before Mewtwo was full of bullet holes and Dutch, covered and mud and shit as standard, was walking away the winner.

Jurassic Park
Death Match
Middleweight
Mufasa [10BR 1HP 1D6] (SBF) uncontested

Winterfell
Heavyweight
Juggernaut [14BR 3HP 1D6] (GNC) goes uncontested.

With 3CC eliminated, Mario is unable to compete, meaning that Juggernaut now goes uncontested.

Jakku
Epic Rap Battle
Heavyweight
Indiana Jones [7BR 3HP 1D6] (GNC) vs Super Meat Boy [3BR 9,996HP 1D4] (STAG)

Results to come tonight! Or, with me being me, like, in a week!

Hogwarts
Bonus: Winner receives 800k!
No Limit
Bowser [16BR 2HP 1D6] & Dragon Maleficent [13BR 2HP 1D6] (SBF) vs Liquid Snake [14BR 1HP 1D6] & The Bride [13BR 3HP 1D6] (3DD) vs Lara Croft [14BR 3HP 1D6] (T6)

Lara actually scored ok here, but her lack of a partner meant that she was unable to really stand much of a chance so it wasn't too long before she got eaten by Dragon Maleficent. Thus, it came down to SBF vs 3DD. A giant turtle and a giant dragon vs two people who are essentially just humans. Sounds like a mismatch, but anything can happen in 1FF Wars, folks!

Maleficent was breathing fire all over the fucking place, meanwhile Liquid Snake started to go onto another big speech about stuff nobody really cared about. The Bride rolled her eyes at him and realised that she was going to have to sort this out on her own until Liquid was done, so took out her sword, jumped up onto Maleficents back and started hacking her head off at the neck. Bowser soon joined in the fire breathing malarky and spat a fireball in The Brides direction... but the Bride moved and it instead hit Maleficent!

It sent Maleficent reeling toward Liquid, noisily, and Liquid realised that nobody could hear his speech with her making all of the noise so quickly pulled out an RPG, blew her the fuck up, waiting for things to settle down and then continued.

Bowser and The Bride in the meantime were locked in an epic struggle, with Bowser just about getting the better of her. He was just about to clench his jaws shut over The Brides face, when she pulled out her sword and stuck it down his throat to kill him. 3DD wins!

 

[Magic]

bama:

 

[Oaf]

Hm, and it's just dawned on me that the Squirtle vs Snow White fight was at 3CC HQ... meaning...

Unfortunately, with them losing 3CC HQ, it's game over for 3CC! They are eliminated. Meaning that rare "win" thing I was talking about in that Winterfell fight instead turns into an uncontested victory for Juggernaut. Yeah I'm gonna edit that.