I think with Prof X the idea was to get the price in the auction up. Just no one else wanted him.
Is that your way of pretending you weren't the person responsible for just bidding anything for anyone for Stags?
Hahaha, yep!! Word perfectZippy had 2BR, 3hp, 1D6, cost £50,000 with £5000 wages.
His ability, Nip From The Zip - Single use: In a fight of your choosing, zippy can bite the opponents body part (yup) and what with having no teeth or owt, zips up his mouth leaving his opponent writhing in agony. They lose 1hp, regardless of the outcome.
I believe that I kept the ability name and description word for word as requested. (Hence the use of the word "owt". That's a northern word that doesn't belong anywhere near Plymouth)