2019/20 shan off the gaffa race

[Wooderson]

Rowe is your common or garden bully and nasty piece of work. Starting on people in pubs for no good reason. Burchnall is the neighbour you've know for years and is ok, but a bit quiet. Bit odd.

Then when the police come to dig up his garden you are explaining to the news reporter how shocked you were and how you had no idea, he seemed so nice.

These are great. Can you do one for every manager in the league? Or at least the well known ones

 

[SuperHans]

Rowe is your common or garden bully and nasty piece of work. Starting on people in pubs for no good reason. Burchnall is the neighbour you've know for years and is ok, but a bit quiet. Bit odd.

Then when the police come to dig up his garden you are explaining to the news reporter how shocked you were and how you had no idea, he seemed so nice.

Yeah that’s spot on. If you upset Rowe he would just glass you on the spot. Burchnall would walk away and then 10 years later put a bit of poison in your morning coffee. Calculated serial killer vs thug.

 

[EnglishRed]

These are great. Can you do one for every manager in the league? Or at least the well known ones

Phil Parkinson (Wrexham) is that guy you keep seeing walking by the park when you take your kids there, but the strange thing is he doesn't have any kids. Or a dog.

Andy Hessenthaler is a black and white photographic portrait from the Great Depression.

Luke Garrand sells second hand cars from his Dads lot under the railway arches. He can definitely score you some gear for the weekend.

 

[SuperHans]

Phil Parkinson (Wrexham) is that guy you keep seeing walking by the park when you take your kids there, but the strange thing is he doesn't have any kids. Or a dog.

Andy Hessenthaler is a black and white photography portrait from the Great Depression.

Luke Garrand sells second hand cars from his Dads lot under the railway arches. He can definitely score you some gear for the weekend.

‘Outside 10 mins Borehamwood minibus’

 

[EnglishRed]

Andy Woodman drives a white van. No tools are kept in the van overnight. Not for security- he's been on the sick and hasn't worked for 12 years.

 

[EnglishRed]

Little Peter Wild is a lovely young man. Lives with his Mum, takes awful good care of her since his Dad passed. You always see them walking down to the shops hand in hand. She buys all his clothes you know?

 

[EnglishRed]

Alan Dowson has run a fruit and veg stall in Gateshead for 40 years and has no intention of stopping:

"It gets me oot the hoose ya na" he is reported as saying.

 

[jacobncfc]

Alan Devonshire is a home counties sheep farmer and local UKIP councillor.

 

[EnglishRed]

Alan Devonshire is a home counties sheep farmer and local UKIP councillor.

100%

 

[SuperHans]

Alan Devonshire is a home counties sheep farmer and local UKIP councillor.

Good shout. He’s definitely had long debates in the pub regards a fair price for pints of milk.

 

[jacobncfc]

Paul Hurst is a rural Yorkshire bus driver who sometimes splashes kids on purpose by driving through a big puddle but will always wait if it looks like an old lady is 30 seconds down the road and wants to board.

 

[Optipez]

Oh mate I’ve not got a clue what’s happening / going to happen or how long anything will take and neither has any other Chesterfield fan, driving me nuts

Heard from a friend of a friend in the know that Rowe is gone in all but name and that the club is very worried the actual truth gets out.
I know it sounds tenuous but my mate does get to be privy to stuff that comes true and isn't a gossipy kind of bloke and he was sure that Rowe is not going to be keeping his job.
He wasn't told what Rowe has done mind.

 

[jacobncfc]

If it’s something remotely as serious as has been insinuated a few times then it’ll get out sooner rather than later, you’d have thought.

 

[DarkSithLord]

If it’s something remotely as serious as has been insinuated a few times then it’ll get out sooner rather than later, you’d have thought.

Hey Jacob. Can you DM me whats been insinuated?

 

[jacobncfc]

I will, it’s no more than you can find out from a glance at the Ches forum, Twitter or even a couple of the more cryptic posts in this thread, though.

 

[doveranddover]

Farsley Celtic - wherever that is - sack manager

https://twitter.com/x/status/1486756841178685446

 

[DarkSithLord]

Farsley Celtic - wherever that is - sack manager

https://twitter.com/x/status/1486756841178685446

Not surprising. Their in Leeds and very likely to drop from Conference North unless they make a inspired appointment

 

[Clem Fandango]

Heard from a very reliable source that "rubbing up" so to speak people the wrong way, or asking a certain person to... Is a major reason for all this.

 

[GTFCfish]

Crazy to think that a few months ago you’d have said that the safest Managers in this league were Rowe and Hurst and yet now one is as good as gone and the other must be hanging onto his job by a thread.

 

[Shrimpurh]

Seen something doing the rounds on WhatsApp saying chesterfield have a new masseuse and Rowe has asked to see her for something on his groin. He got there flopped his old boy out and said have a go on that, she’s flipped and he said good can trust you with the lads then or that’s what he’s trying to pass it off as.

Of course if this was true would explain police being involved

 

[GTFCfish]

Seen something doing the rounds on WhatsApp saying chesterfield have a new masseuse and Rowe has asked to see her for something on his groin. He got there flopped his old boy out and said have a go on that, she’s flipped and he said good can trust you with the lads then or that’s what he’s trying to pass it off as

Fuck knows why he felt the need to take his Dad with him though.

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

Heard from a very reliable source that "rubbing up" so to speak people the wrong way, or asking a certain person to... Is a major reason for all this.

What you read on other massage boards doesn't mean it's true.

 

[spireite]

Seen something doing the rounds on WhatsApp saying chesterfield have a new masseuse and Rowe has asked to see her for something on his groin. He got there flopped his old boy out and said have a go on that, she’s flipped and he said good can trust you with the lads then or that’s what he’s trying to pass it off as.

Of course if this was true would explain police being involved

That'd be just our luck... We finally get a good manager and he turns out to be Fred fucking West

 

[AdamStag]

Enter Raffle to Win Signed FA Cup Backdrop hosted by Chesterfield Football Club

Your chance to own a totally unique item of Spireites memorabilia! The sponsors’ backdrop used during Chesterfield’s run to the third round of the Emirates FA Cup has been signed by the players and manager James Rowe. Measuring approximately 108x88cm and printed on a fluted board, it was used...

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Curious as to whether this raffle will actually have a winner, unlike last time.

The club that keeps on giving

 

[Carsonsuckscock]

Enter Raffle to Win Signed FA Cup Backdrop hosted by Chesterfield Football Club

Your chance to own a totally unique item of Spireites memorabilia! The sponsors’ backdrop used during Chesterfield’s run to the third round of the Emirates FA Cup has been signed by the players and manager James Rowe. Measuring approximately 108x88cm and printed on a fluted board, it was used...

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Curious as to whether this raffle will actually have a winner, unlike last time.

The club that keeps on giving

Nostalgia: Mansfield Town’s 1960’s betting scandal

For the older generation of Mansfield Town fans, the recent arrests in connection match fixing will have stirred memories of when Field Mill favourites were at the centre of a storm that prompted equally sensational media headlines.

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Yet we still haven't stooped to the yellow stains level of match fixing

 

[spireite]

Enter Raffle to Win Signed FA Cup Backdrop hosted by Chesterfield Football Club

Your chance to own a totally unique item of Spireites memorabilia! The sponsors’ backdrop used during Chesterfield’s run to the third round of the Emirates FA Cup has been signed by the players and manager James Rowe. Measuring approximately 108x88cm and printed on a fluted board, it was used...

raffall.com

Curious as to whether this raffle will actually have a winner, unlike last time.

The club that keeps on giving

What's wrong with trying to raise a bit of cash for the club. Strange post that.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Seen something doing the rounds on WhatsApp saying chesterfield have a new masseuse and Rowe has asked to see her for something on his groin. He got there flopped his old boy out and said have a go on that, she’s flipped and he said good can trust you with the lads then or that’s what he’s trying to pass it off as.

Of course if this was true would explain police being involved

Heard similar, wasn't off a message (or massage ) board but from someone with close ties to a couple of your current squad...

 

[Cashis]

Fucking hell Adam you can have a go at many more things ahead of the club trying to flog a bit of tat

 

[Stoney Ground]

What's wrong with trying to raise a bit of cash for the club. Strange post that.

That James Rowe signature makes worth F All

 

[AdamStag]

What's wrong with trying to raise a bit of cash for the club. Strange post that.

Nothing as long as there is actually a winner!