2023/24 League Two Play-Offs

[Scum.]

Yeah the Crawley fans need to have a little more patience here given this could be the greatest day of their lives.

Plus, they were holding back the flood the other day. Not very successfully one might add.

 

[Ninety Per Cent]

Suppose they could still go to london and go see the palace or the national history museum etc

And it's only 228 Shoplifting days to Christmas.

 

[Scum.]

And it's only 228 Shoplifting days to Christmas.

Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite.

 

[Scum.]

Okay, if I did have hope before, I do not now. Aston Villa loanee and the worst goalkeeper I have ever witnessed play for MK Dons, Filip Marschall, is in goal, replacing Michael Kelly who was MOTM at Crawley and played the majority of the second half of the season. The robot Mike Williamson has malfunctioned I think.

We struggle to keep clean sheets anyway, but this confirms we need at least 4 goals tonight just to get to extra time. Filip is dodgy as fuck, can’t kick, can’t save, can’t catch. He’s basically a tall traffic cone. In fact, I would prefer that.

 

[AdamStag]

Okay, if I did have hope before, I do not now. Aston Villa loanee and the worst goalkeeper I have ever witnessed play for MK Dons, Filip Marschall, is in goal, replacing Michael Kelly who was MOTM at Crawley and played the majority of the second half of the season. The robot Mike Williamson has malfunctioned I think.

We struggle to keep clean sheets anyway, but this confirms we need at least 4 goals tonight just to get to extra time. Filip is dodgy as fuck, can’t kick, can’t save, can’t catch. He’s basically a tall traffic cone. In fact, I would prefer that.

I’ve seen many mansfield keepers like that over the years.

 

[Scum.]

I’ve seen many mansfield keepers like that over the years.

I recorded this footage from one of the games earlier this season to give you an idea of how bad it’s been

 

[GTFCfish]

Plus, they were holding back the flood the other day. Not very successfully one might add.

That pun is so bad I just pray you don’t do another one.

 

[Scum.]

That pun is so bad I just pray you don’t do another one.

Suck it up and TAKE THAT pun.

 

[kieran_vale]

Oh dear MK. That’s a fuck up and a half. The one thing they couldn’t afford to do.

 

[Ellis]

Might as well watch Eurovision at this point

 

[Scum.]

Did I mention I hate the play-offs?

 

[Wootball]

I'll never hear a bad word said about Crewe's first leg performance again after seeing this MK Dons side in the playoffs.

 

[Scum.]

I recorded this footage from one of the games earlier this season to give you an idea of how bad it’s been

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Marschall is alive and kicking.

 

[hellogregory]

Well that’s that. No drama tonight.

 

[Scum.]

I'll never hear a bad word said about Crewe's first leg performance again after seeing this MK Dons side in the playoffs.

I mean we managed to concede 4 at home to Sutton so I guess why am I shocked.

 

[gary]

Lol. 20 year's and you've done fuck all !!!!!

 

[kieran_vale]

I'll never hear a bad word said about Crewe's first leg performance again after seeing this MK Dons side in the playoffs.

I think they might just be the dumbest team I’ve seen at the back. And I’ve seen Vale!!

 

[Scum.]

Sorry for those who wanted entertainment. Tucker at the back with Marschall. Jesus Christ.

 

[AdamStag]

I recorded this footage from one of the games earlier this season to give you an idea of how bad it’s been

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you weren’t wrong.

 

[denzel ecfc]

Who's Winkleman sacking tonight?

 

[kieran_vale]

That’s naughty from Dean. Lucky the ref didn’t see that as that’s a red.

 

[Scum.]

Well Dean should be sent off.

Also Crawley fans singing your support is fucking shit, it is, but come on a bit ironic guys…leave us alone. I thought we were AFCW disliking friends.

 

[Scum.]

Deffo not finishing this with 11 men.

This surely puts us in the play-off hall of fame as officially the worst PO team ever. Six times, six semi final defeats. This the worst of the bunch.

 

[Gunit]

I mean we managed to concede 4 at home to Sutton so I guess why am I shocked.

You weren’t even the only ones. Let that sink in.

 

[Scum.]

Can’t even score with Crawley keeper helping.

 

[kieran_vale]

Got to credit Crawley. They’ve got exactly the right balance in how they’ve approached this game. MK just looking confused in comparison.

Edit - add another to the dumbass defending catalogue!

 

[PaulHaddock]

This is hilarious hahaha

 

[GTFCfish]

I’m pleased we let that Orsi go he’s fucking shit.

 

[Scum.]

Did I mention I really hate the play-offs?

 

[GTFCfish]

MK Dons really don’t like the play offs do they?